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23 Comments
- SirBruce, on 10/18/2009, -1/+55We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
- gfail, on 10/17/2009, -2/+21Old people smell funny.
- skipvt, on 10/17/2009, -1/+16Shuffleboard Captain outranks Bridge Club Commander.
- GregFD3S, on 10/18/2009, -1/+10"Are those new slacks?"
- nickabrad, on 10/17/2009, -1/+9I'll just go back to my seat by the window.
- TheBlargh, on 10/18/2009, -0/+8such an insightful comment. A++.
- whatthefu, on 10/18/2009, -0/+4I got these on special at Caldors.
- heliumflash, on 10/18/2009, -2/+5Better start practicing shuffleboard now then.
- ayeroxor, on 10/18/2009, -0/+2yes, you got it. congratulations.
- ayeroxor, on 10/18/2009, -0/+1Some geezer is trying to bury all the geezer jokes
- xmod3, on 10/18/2009, -0/+1
Harold: 'Hey Helga, come back. I'm about to start a lemon party in my room.'
Helga: 'I hate lemonade.' - jdeane, on 10/18/2009, -3/+4Shuffleboard is a team activity?
- CallumCameron, on 11/14/2009, -0/+1Four years you think for sure, that's all you've got to endure, all the total dicks all the stuck up chicks, so superficial, so immature. Then when you graduate, you take a look around and you say "Hey, wait!" this is the same as where I've just came from, I thought it was over, oh that's just great...
- MrSaundercook, on 10/18/2009, -0/+1'snot broken.
- rootsthatruin, on 10/19/2009, -0/+1It wasn't easy.
- nocatster, on 10/18/2009, -0/+1This is soooo true. Better not sit at the wrong card table !
- diemunkiesdie, on 10/18/2009, -3/+3Ahh, the sweet smell of Bengay and desperation.
- philzone, on 10/18/2009, -3/+3Mr. Garrison, why do old people smell like sour milk?
- Idonteven, on 10/18/2009, -2/+1mirror:
http://bit.ly/1CVQGU - L0NER, on 10/18/2009, -5/+3this is the best non xkcd xkcd ever.
- rootsthatruin, on 10/18/2009, -5/+1Some things never change.
- triassic911, on 10/18/2009, -7/+0wow......
- danxmason, on 10/17/2009, -20/+2I love diggs to broken links!
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