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It Must be Depressing for James Bond When He Shoots a Guy

robandelliot.cycomics.com — Comic showing why It sucks to be James Bond... sometimes.

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  • coppyrightmind, on 02/27/2008, -8/+168And the bad guy says "My one weakness... BULLETS!!!"
    • theaceoffire, on 02/27/2008, -1/+3I wish he had linked to the rest of the site... http://www.robandelliot.cycomics.com/
      "I didn't know you were a holy man"
    • Lokishot, on 02/27/2008, -1/+14Wow, that's my weakness too!
      Wanna hang out?
    • Terr01, on 02/27/2008, -0/+5Alternative pithy lines:

      "In the case of bullets, you ARE a well-ventilated area."
      "Let me introduce you to the health benefits of the all-lead diet."
      "There's a reason I use a silencer. *bang* You talk too much."
      "You'd think this was covered by the henchman health plan."
      "Laser guns and no bulletproof vests? Someone didn't plan ahead."

      • theaceoffire, on 02/28/2008, -0/+5"Its hard to find people of your caliber"
        • Terr01, on 02/28/2008, -0/+1Yeah, I laughed when that one was in Austin Powers, although I stopped when I realized that (like Dr. Evil) I was probably alone in getting the joke. (Or, in Internet Parlance, I LOLed but then STFU.)
    • stephengotlost, on 02/28/2008, -0/+0lead poisoning...my only weakness!
    • daliminator, on 02/28/2008, -0/+5*****
      • daliminator, on 02/28/2008, -0/+2I don't know wtf happened to that comment.
    • daliminator, on 02/28/2008, -0/+2Harold and Kumar RULES.
  • Nidis, on 02/27/2008, -97/+9And the bad guy says "My one weakness... *****!!!"
    • seanthebond, on 02/27/2008, -3/+47....How did that make any sense?
      • PleaseJustDie, on 02/27/2008, -0/+37He's 12.
        • johnsonjoeb, on 02/27/2008, -2/+20Don't you get it? You ***** a gun before you shoot it! Ba-dump ching! *insert awkward silence* Err...okay his comment was stupid. Epic fail. I tried to save you Nidis. Try to deal with your latent homosexuality. My good deed for the day is done.
          • MikeMcG, on 02/27/2008, -2/+4Unless you've got the gun in your hand but the gun won't *****
            Your finger's on the trigger but the trigger seems locked
            You can't stop staring at the tic-toc-clock
            Even if you could you would never give up

            Streetlight Manifesto, anyone? Any diggers love ska?
          • ncapone, on 02/27/2008, -0/+1No Diggers love you.
          • dano420, on 02/27/2008, -0/+2I support you ska guy
          • se1zure, on 02/27/2008, -0/+3I like ska, and I like streetlight, but that comment was completely out of place...
          • MikeMcG, on 02/27/2008, -0/+1"***** a gun" in johnsonjoeb's comment triggered the whole deal.
    • goldenratiophi, on 02/27/2008, -1/+7Wow, that was clever!
    • Nidis, on 02/28/2008, -0/+1XD I love digg. You guys are great fun.
  • magoblygoo, on 02/27/2008, -12/+13I think that i could handle saying those stupid one liners if i could get as much ass as Mr. Bond does. wipe that stupid sad look off your face.
    • tman84, on 02/27/2008, -1/+2It must be the George Lazenby "Bond"
    • dmallymally, on 02/27/2008, -5/+5HAHA the patriots lost.
      • magoblygoo, on 02/27/2008, -3/+1really? your still trying to joke about that? grow up.
        • dmallymally, on 02/28/2008, -1/+1Biggest choke of all time? hurts. i know.
        • KennMac, on 02/28/2008, -1/+2Epic failures do not just disappear.
  • Lokishot, on 02/27/2008, -7/+78Take some iron, it's good for you.

    Can't think of anything else. :(
    • wesniles, on 02/27/2008, -3/+5arent bullets copper coated lead?
    • tendonut, on 02/27/2008, -0/+4I was gonna say "You shouldn't eat lead. It's bad for you"
      • ligyron, on 02/27/2008, -0/+1How about, "Lead will kill you some day"
    • txtphile, on 02/27/2008, -0/+40OK, if he's in a Chinese toy factory and shoots a guy:

      I guess he needs a recall

      If he shoots a guy at a gas station:

      I guess he wanted unleaded

      If he shoots a guy in a marching band:

      I was never one to follow the LEADer

      Sorry, folks. Really. I am bored.
      • rwmnau, on 02/27/2008, -0/+9I'm going for "Unleaded". Is there somewhere we can vote for a one-liner to be used in the next Bond movie? Producers, are you listening?
        • CarStan, on 02/27/2008, -0/+5It would end up like the transformers movie contest: 'Do a barrel roll'
    • Otto, on 02/27/2008, -0/+5Girl asks him: Where'd that other guy go?
      Bond: I'm afraid he came down with a case of lead poisoning.
    • Kerath, on 02/27/2008, -0/+6At least you took a shot.
  • dhVyse, on 02/27/2008, -18/+148Not very funny..
  • limeaid, on 02/27/2008, -21/+45YAWN - BURIED
    • diggydougie, on 02/27/2008, -3/+4But you still took the time to comment on it.
  • sonicularulus, on 02/27/2008, -10/+4"I guess you....got shot."

    Classic. I'd love to see that in the next bond movie. haha
    • UberNick, on 02/27/2008, -2/+16After beating a model to death with her photographer's camera!
    • Merendino, on 02/27/2008, -3/+2Why exactly is he being dugg down? I could understand people being indifferent. But I mean negative? Christ I'ma get dugg down just for making rational sense.
      • Otto, on 02/27/2008, -0/+2No, you're gonna get dugg down for going off topic and questioning why other people digg or bury comments. Nobody gives a ***** about your speculations on the motivations of others. They can digg or bury as they see fit.

        If you don't like the way comments are dugg or buried, then set your settings to show all comments and just ignore the ratings. But for crying out loud, stop bitching about it. Worthless meta-comments are discouraged.
        • Fxer, on 02/27/2008, -1/+1Psychologists on this site disagree with your comment.
      • Yermad, on 02/27/2008, -1/+0This is Digg. Be the first to say a funny comment... you may use sarcasm as long as you TELL that's its sarcasm, and if by all means you have to be logical and rational, do it the American way!
        -sarcasm
        Oh! if you want to submit an article, make sure its no longer than a can of soup instruction and please... no references! Ever! Your public here is your average bored office worker surfing between digg and some porn or your average frustrated teenagers!

        I can see I'll be dugg down!
  • baudbwoy, on 02/27/2008, -10/+2here's some lead in your head bitch.
  • Sogui, on 02/27/2008, -3/+61Mr. Bond isn't so one-dimensional! He can also make one-liners based on location and nature of the villain!

  • pmdones, on 02/27/2008, -15/+2Haha never thought about this, very funny. Dugg.
    • FredFredrickson, on 02/27/2008, -5/+4Very funny?

      It didn't make any sense. At all.
  • ElBeh, on 02/27/2008, -1/+6He has a pretty swanky tux, though.
  • whiteblue1942, on 02/27/2008, -8/+0haha nice
  • phaseblue, on 02/27/2008, -2/+62Thunderball. Harpoon gun. "I think he got the point."
  • LoopyChew, on 02/27/2008, -9/+3Dugg for R&E.
  • hennisbaseball, on 02/27/2008, -7/+1Mirror?
  • gannondork, on 02/27/2008, -3/+12But he does still get the satisfaction of murdering someone.
  • momsshizzle, on 02/27/2008, -7/+48Fail.
    • mythicflux, on 02/27/2008, -2/+3Yes this whole comic series does.
    • Merendino, on 02/27/2008, -3/+3Because commenting "FAIL" on something that was created and has merit, instead of going out to create something that "WINS" yourself is SRS BSNS!
  • abaybas, on 02/27/2008, -2/+22mirror: http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/200305000409 ...
  • AssShanks, on 02/27/2008, -8/+38not really funny...
  • vishzilla, on 02/27/2008, -12/+9i didn't get it! :-?
  • velvetx, on 02/27/2008, -5/+7"Call Jimmy Page to get the Led out"
  • lynx77, on 02/27/2008, -4/+31BOOM! HEADSHOT!

    no?
  • ceruleanocte, on 02/27/2008, -8/+1cute.
  • CrudeDarkness, on 02/27/2008, -0/+4Dr. Holly Goodhead: Oh, come on now Mr. Bond, a 70-year old can take 3 G's.
    James Bond: Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year old around when you need one.
    • IncogMosqui, on 02/27/2008, -0/+1Dr. Holly Goodhead: Who was that?
      JB: He just dropped in for a quick bite.
  • silveo, on 02/27/2008, -5/+20Did anyone else instinctively hear the voice of Sean Connery in their head when reading the part of Bond?
  • cachemoney, on 02/27/2008, -4/+18not funny
  • lewhich, on 02/27/2008, -4/+22I think I missed the point ... not funny at all
  • millenniumjules, on 02/27/2008, -9/+3I guess.... you just got digg'd!!
  • Z0om, on 02/27/2008, -6/+18how did this make #1 on the front page?
  • Hoogs, on 02/27/2008, -5/+29This is lame, and you all know it.
  • FredFredrickson, on 02/27/2008, -8/+8Further proof that you need more than Adobe Illustrator to make a good web comic.
  • tdelet, on 02/27/2008, -6/+41It must be depressing to be able to draw well and want to write comics...but not be at all funny.
    • rwmnau, on 02/27/2008, -0/+4I think it might be funny if the last frame had anything to do with the comic. Is he waiting around trying to think of a good one-liner to use? Maybe, instead, if he shot the guy and said that, then stood there for a frame, and then said "Weak." it would be funnier...

      Though I'm no comic writer either, so take it for what it's worth.
      • Nykchad, on 03/17/2008, -0/+0He's standing there moping because he couldn't come up with a good one liner...how can so many people not get that?
    • jd72277, on 02/27/2008, -0/+1very true. I think this would be better spoken, like the two guys in having the conversation in the first cell. We really didn't need to see illustrations of it.
  • radink360, on 02/27/2008, -3/+16Is it me, or does this seem.. unfinished?
    • RichLatherX23, on 02/27/2008, -3/+10Yep, they forgot to put the funny in.
  • donbradken, on 02/27/2008, -4/+1I wish I had a chocolate candy bar to stuff in his face hole.
  • jisc123, on 02/27/2008, -4/+13Buried....why did so many ppl digg this?
  • RichLatherX23, on 02/27/2008, -4/+15Rob and Elliot must be terrible cooks because this is WEAK SAUCE.
  • inferno10, on 02/27/2008, -0/+7Anyone else notice that the female agent's butt was talking to Bond in the last frame?
    • dondara, on 02/27/2008, -0/+4Duh, how else is she going to get him to listen?
      -or-
      Didn't you know most women talk out of their ass?
  • twoboxen, on 02/27/2008, -1/+4why people digg stuff like this, i will never know. nearly 500 people (currently, and creepily still growing) need to be smacked.
  • Aden, on 02/27/2008, -2/+3People have to stop digging comics. I can't add anymore to my weekly reading bookmarks.
    • kamikaze87, on 02/27/2008, -0/+1Might I ask why after reading this comic you would even add it to your weekly reading bookmarks?
  • Dinner, on 02/27/2008, -3/+1The last panel makes it.
    • FredFredrickson, on 02/27/2008, -0/+3Makes it what? Completely pointless?
    • kamikaze87, on 02/27/2008, -1/+3Makes it unfunny, unfinished AND pointless.
      • Dinner, on 02/27/2008, -3/+0Man, you guys are really mad about this comic, huh?
        I found the last panel funny because it goes from just being "He doesn't have a catch phrase for this" to painting a picture of him as really depressed by it, like it's disrupting his whole life that he couldn't come up with something.
      • kamikaze87, on 02/28/2008, -0/+1Oh I got it. It was just lame.
  • OpenCWs, on 02/27/2008, -2/+2can you buy diggs now or something? why the heck is there 500+ diggs
  • ghostcat, on 02/27/2008, -4/+17As the artist of the Rob and Elliot and frequent reader of Digg, it's pretty awesome to see your stuff on the main page one day, but it kind of sucks when the link just goes to an image file on your server and not the comic page in the archives. If you want to check out the rest of the comics, please visit http://www.robandelliot.com
    • blankjames, on 02/27/2008, -3/+1You need to fix the link there.
    • MikeMcG, on 02/27/2008, -1/+3I'm kind of surprised that you didn't favorite this.
    • FredFredrickson, on 02/27/2008, -1/+7How about you make the comic funny next time?
    • Terr01, on 02/27/2008, -0/+1Well, it could have been to avoid clobbering the server, I dunno.
    • kutterk, on 02/28/2008, -0/+1been reading your comic for long time now, keep up the good work, think they prob linked to the image as its static while you would be up dating the comic on the main page, moving the link away from the comic in question
  • CYG101, on 02/27/2008, -0/+5Not as depressing as a "503 Service unavailable message"
    • TimmyGUNZ, on 02/27/2008, -1/+3Yeah, but the 503 message is funnier than the comic.
  • Hobart, on 02/27/2008, -1/+2this is an old comic why is anyone putting this up now?
  • diadem2, on 02/27/2008, -0/+1why didn't you link to the archive instead of the image directly? i'm sure some ad revenue would be nice seeing how their server's about to get hammered....
    • ghostcat, on 02/27/2008, -1/+2We don't have any ads on the site, actually.
      • diadem2, on 02/27/2008, -0/+2the person who replied to me (ghost) writes the comic's art - that means he probably knows what he's talking about in regards to his own work

        why are people digging him down instead of me? he obviously knows more about what he's talking about in regards to the comic than i do....
  • JessicaSarahS, on 02/27/2008, -2/+5Lame. Buried.
  • seanmanseanman, on 02/27/2008, -2/+1old james bond comic is old
  • TimmyGUNZ, on 02/27/2008, -1/+5Buried as lame (because Digg doesn't an "unfunny" option.)
  • nastri83, on 02/27/2008, -5/+2RE:RE:RE:RE:FWD:RE:RE:FUNNY BOND COMIC
  • absameen, on 02/27/2008, -5/+1Too deep to be funny.
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