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- d2002, on 12/03/2008, -8/+647Those be the greatest 2 minutes of his life.
http://flickr.com/photos/13996131@N02/2908452635/ - Garofoli, on 12/03/2008, -18/+277It's true because men never turn down sex.
- bonk2k, on 12/03/2008, -1/+216Try mousing over the red button below the comic on the right.
- abeg, on 12/03/2008, -3/+201First thing I thought of when I seen this is Mallrats
T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
T.S. Quint: How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?
Brodie: Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.
T.S. Quint: Of course it is.
Brodie: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here.
T.S. Quint: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, eateries are part of the food court.
Brodie: *****. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside, of said designated sqaure, counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if you're going to wax intellectual about the subject... - tmyprod, on 12/03/2008, -11/+200I've been spoiled by xkcd. I am now disappointed when there isn't any mouse-over text.
- TheWebSwinger, on 12/03/2008, -1/+166Snu-snu, not schmoo schmoo. What you said sounds like a sexy cow.
- blackrage, on 12/03/2008, -1/+151Worth It
R.I.P. - d2002, on 12/03/2008, -1/+151http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20081202after.gi ...
- bwolf180, on 12/03/2008, -2/+137why are both these people asking superheroes to have sex with them in the middle of nowhere?
- MacSuxWindozSux, on 12/03/2008, -7/+129Anyone have a link to the missing panels?
- d2002, on 12/03/2008, -5/+88Opps. Sorry forgot to mention that there's a secret panel if you mouse over the red button at the end of the comic.
- KingGorilla, on 12/03/2008, -0/+83SNU SNU
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised - morelikezack, on 12/03/2008, -2/+79http://smbc.isitfunnytoday.com/
- bengringo, on 12/03/2008, -0/+76hell yeah
- replaysMike, on 12/03/2008, -18/+93I'd be ok with it too. Death by schmoo schmoo.
- ieatpizza, on 12/03/2008, -0/+67the punchline of every xkcd comic
- inactive, on 12/03/2008, -0/+66Tombstone engraving: "I regret nothing"
- cerealjynx, on 12/03/2008, -0/+64Wait a minute. The whole thing is Superman would blow a chicks spine out with his amazing super semen. How is Wonder Woman sex lethal? She just wants to be tied up anyway, everyone knows that.
- eminn3m, on 12/03/2008, -3/+65So that's why woman never want to have sex...
- hamishcduncan, on 12/03/2008, -4/+63That's a shame.
- Cglass, on 12/03/2008, -2/+58Not sure if I dugg you up for that photo, or the joke.
Can I just give him a 2nd thumb up? - pjsk8, on 12/03/2008, -1/+56I would like to put my penis in her mouth and have her move her head slowly back and forth.......if you know what I mean.
- hotjava23, on 12/03/2008, -3/+57My penis would be grateful to be crushed by wonder woman.
- wildtangent, on 12/03/2008, -0/+50I am with the dead guy on on this one.
- djfonz, on 12/03/2008, -5/+53I never knew xkcd had mouse over text.. what have I been missing..
- vickers500, on 12/03/2008, -24/+69I'd like to put my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
- Tr33fiddy, on 12/03/2008, -2/+46I say cut out the middle man:
Superman is flying around when he sees Wonder Woman sun bathing in the nude.
He has some dirty thoughts but doesn't want to get turned down.
Wait a minute, he thought, I'm Superman... faster than a speeding bullet, No one will see me!
So Superman flies down and does his thing before Wonder Woman can even blink.
Superman is happy as hell and goes about his flying business.
Wonder Woman sits up and yells WTF Was THAT!!!!
Invisible Man says, "I dont know but my arse is killing me!" - inactive, on 12/03/2008, -1/+43Snatch of steel. I dated a woman like that. I walked with a limp and had to eat through a straw for weeks.
- Nidy1, on 12/03/2008, -0/+40Yea, that's why. Good excuse.
- Munceenuts, on 12/03/2008, -4/+42Incorrect. Digg users must first have sex to last two minutes.
- d2002, on 12/03/2008, -0/+35But would you want to live after that, though?
- Arkz, on 12/03/2008, -3/+33Get in the kitchen and make me some pie!!
- xxMorrissey, on 12/03/2008, -3/+31Oh ho! What a comical situation!
I especially appreciated how the comic demonstrated the disparity between a woman's priorities and those of a man, especially when sexual intercourse is concerned! Very witty indeed.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for the duke's ball and need to pick up my solid gold monocle with diamond-plated diamonds from the repair shop. - cheesylobster, on 12/03/2008, -1/+28Superman should hook up with Wonder Woman, and then the other 2 should get together. Problem solved.
- convergent, on 12/03/2008, -2/+28brb
- zerhynn, on 12/03/2008, -2/+27I don't even care if the wonder woman garb is mad photo-shopped, it's still hot.
- InfiniteNothing, on 12/03/2008, -1/+26superaids
- lamecore, on 12/03/2008, -2/+23Them photoshopped eyes are ultra creepy man..O_O
- ORBAT, on 12/03/2008, -0/+20Someone has an unhealthy Wonder Woman obsession...
- ace10414, on 12/03/2008, -0/+20Seriously?
- d2002, on 12/03/2008, -0/+20The joke I stole from the stolen panel, can't really take credit for that. :D
- Rally603, on 12/03/2008, -0/+20Did you really just use Digg to advertise a porn site?
Oh who am I kidding there is no better place. - mreade, on 12/03/2008, -2/+21I think I'd still take my chances with Wonder Woman :) What a great way to go...
- wilhoitm, on 12/03/2008, -0/+19It depends on what the definition of "is" is...
- bodhibay, on 12/03/2008, -8/+26Buried b/c the joke was stolen from malrats.
- ursername180, on 12/03/2008, -0/+18That both arouses me and makes me squirm at the same time.
- InfiniteNothing, on 12/03/2008, -1/+19Only if you're clinton
- Gizza, on 12/03/2008, -0/+18Haha, yeah, the alt text is the funniest part for 95% of all xkcd comics.
- Garofoli, on 12/03/2008, -0/+18That's a really great feedback system. Props for that website.
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