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- benjeye, on 11/13/2008, -8/+452I could have used this earlier.
My brother died by cat. - TheTyPod, on 11/13/2008, -4/+333Cuteness is the ultimate cloaking device...
Sounds like my first marriage.... AAAYOOOOHHHHHH!!!!! - skippyrandom, on 11/13/2008, -8/+271this made me miss my cat back home.
- inactive, on 11/13/2008, -3/+261I'm pretty sure mine is.
- Amlethus, on 11/13/2008, -3/+201How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you: You have a cat.
- jayb1rd, on 11/13/2008, -28/+193***** you, two of my best friends died by cat.
- secaedelcielo, on 11/13/2008, -7/+146My cat froze outside in a blizzard, so he's harmless...
When he thaws out, I'm gonna have to hire someone to watch my back. - sloppyjoes7, on 11/13/2008, -6/+134Question:
"How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you?"
Answer:
He's a cat. If he could, he *would* kill you. Maybe to eat you, maybe just for the fun of it. - isny, on 11/13/2008, -0/+115Guess he's catatonic.
- thegamingguy, on 11/13/2008, -4/+103I am deathly allergic to cats so I am suspicious of ANY cat trying to get near me as a cat plotting to kill me. Maybe I am just paranoid?
- inactive, on 11/13/2008, -6/+1011) Lie on the stairs
2) Trip master
3) Collect inheritance
4) ?????
5) PROFIT!
Hey, it's been done before...
From CBS News - http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/05/07/national ...
Cat Inherits $700,000 Estate
LONDON - Tinker really is the cat that got the cream.
Thanks to his late owner, a wealthy widow, the former stray now lives in some splendor in his own house, valued at $560,000 and dines on fish bought from his $160,000 trust fund.
The will of Margaret Layne, 89, published in The Times newspaper on Tuesday, named Tinker as the beneficiary of a large chunk of her estate, including her house in Harrow, northwest London.
When he dies, the estate will pass to the trustees, Layne's former neighbors, Ann and Eugene Wheatley, who deliver Tinker's food and milk each day.
The good life is proving attractive to other cats.
In an interview with The Times, Wheatley, 75, said Tinker now shares the house with Lucy, “who was our pussy but decided to move there after she had a litter.
“And there's Stardust, a white cat who came to us from a friend who couldn't look after him any more but chose to go and live there,” he said.
Wheatley said recent stock market falls had hit Tinker's trust fund but “there's a limit to what you can spend it on.”
He said he had used some of the money to maintain the house “and Tinker is fond of coley (fish), so we bought him some.”
Layne, who had no children, died last year, leaving an estate worth nearly $937,000. - JedicodeWarrior, on 11/13/2008, -1/+72If your cat's plotting to kill you, you won't know until it's too late. This is why dogs have owners and cats have a staff.
- IRAcarbombs, on 11/13/2008, -2/+70im so sorry
- ginogrz, on 11/13/2008, -0/+68God damnit.
- Treshnell, on 11/13/2008, -1/+68OH GOD! My cat ALWAYS sits on my chest while I'm sleeping and kneads my throat!
I'm scared to sleep, now.... - jihadjoe75, on 11/13/2008, -3/+70Why are those cats on a floating island?
- Danby123, on 11/13/2008, -0/+65Make sure not to hire a cat.
- lololol1, on 11/13/2008, -0/+61zing!
- Forbizzle, on 11/13/2008, -4/+55They are always trying to kill you, however this guide is still informative
- AmyVernon, on 11/13/2008, -1/+47Not really. Cats have a sixth sense about people who are allergic to them and tend to gravitate to them.
- archer104, on 11/13/2008, -1/+40I just pictured the last thing I ever see is my cat putting in the last few bricks in my basement tomb.
"Okay cat! Ha ha. You had your fun! This is gonna be a funny story huh cat?!?
...cat...?" - archer104, on 11/13/2008, -2/+41Cats are *****. They'd probably kill you just because you were moving! Think about that for a second. Imagine a human murdering someone because they changed position. ***** *****!!!
- Dinsdale77, on 11/13/2008, -2/+40Edgar Allen Poe was very concerned with this subject. The cats eventually got him though.
- Jeepinator, on 11/13/2008, -0/+37I always miss my cat and his crazy antics.
- sourceholder, on 11/13/2008, -2/+38MIRROR:
http://bigwebideas.com/pub/digg/How%20to%20Tell%20 ... - zerogeist, on 11/13/2008, -1/+36does anyone elses cat wake them up at night by biting and then yanking hair out of their head and then eating their hair?
its confusing to say the least - 01010110, on 11/13/2008, -3/+38Sly bastards.. they act all cuddly and nice, then when you're least expecting it they STRIKE
- USAOwnz, on 11/13/2008, -2/+37I'm sure my cat wouldn't do such a thing. Sure it might have tried to trip me a couple of times down the stairs and stuff. But I'm sure that's harmless.
- TheFoshizzler, on 11/13/2008, -2/+37Well done
- Jeepinator, on 11/13/2008, -2/+37Diavlo is a cool font.
- iamdan1, on 11/13/2008, -0/+34Its testing to see how tasty you are.
- jcaino, on 11/13/2008, -1/+35cat /dev/null >> brother
? - IRAcarbombs, on 11/13/2008, -41/+72and this is why i hate cats .... coniving SOBs
- Thinkingbuddy, on 11/13/2008, -7/+36Good thing they told me what font they used, i would have spent hours searching the interwebs otherwise.
/s - Duncanizer1, on 11/13/2008, -0/+28Dugg for Edgar Allen Poe reference.
- Grommy, on 11/13/2008, -1/+27Ten internets to you, Grand Inquisitor isny!
- ISurfTooMuch, on 11/13/2008, -0/+26Maybe that's what she WANTS you to think...
- passedoutghost, on 11/13/2008, -0/+25That's the act of killing a cat. It's still homicide, but homicide by a cat!
- absentmindedjwc, on 11/13/2008, -1/+25watch out, there is a cat watching you from the source code of the page :p
ascii ftw - mattcarreiro, on 11/13/2008, -1/+23i think this comment was posted by a cat secretly trying to push the cat agenda on diggers
- MuffinPatrol, on 11/13/2008, -3/+25I can has mirror?
- taodiorne, on 11/13/2008, -0/+21Feline Headquarters.
- dnasty27, on 11/13/2008, -3/+23If it blinks, run for cover!
- Chainheart2, on 11/13/2008, -2/+22I believe the correct term is felinicide
- inactive, on 11/13/2008, -1/+21wait, what's with the sarcasm? it IS a good thing that they told you what font they used - that's the point of the site, dummy. It's a promotion for the font.
and don't even give me that ***** about it being a free font, I swear to god. - Kosh, on 11/13/2008, -0/+19You're only paranoid b/c everyone is out to get you.
- ryananger, on 11/13/2008, -4/+23Is this true?
Or am I gullible?
(You never know. Some animals have *****-up abilities.) - Sornos, on 11/13/2008, -0/+18Of course he does. He's a cat. The minute your usefulness has run out. Bam. Your corpse will make a nice meal.
- Narcowski, on 11/13/2008, -0/+18Actually it did, but I dugg it anyways because I feel bad for *always* burying it...
The rule needed an exception. - AllINeed, on 11/13/2008, -2/+20yay... he doesn't want to kill me!! or does he... ?
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