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- fcruz1331, on 07/25/2008, -1/+43C'mon, how many people really consider Sam Witwicky and Wall*E Superheroes?
- JesusTeaseUs, on 07/25/2008, -0/+27Sure Wall-E got laid. Didn't you see the I/O logs?
- Origin415, on 07/25/2008, -2/+29I don't believe Wall-E got laid...not yet anyway.
And Reynolds hasn't gotten laid? His love interest was a prostitute. - PinkChicken, on 07/26/2008, -1/+26Dugg for calling Arthur Dent a superhero.
- SeventhSon, on 07/26/2008, -1/+18Dugg for Ender.
- inactive, on 07/26/2008, -0/+14I'd ask for evidence of wall-e getting laid but I know one of you sick bastards is probably already drawing up wall-e porn right now.
- Briii, on 07/26/2008, -2/+16Wall-e gets LAID!
- Tyrghast, on 07/26/2008, -2/+12Buried for claiming that James T. Kirk doesn't have superpowers.
And even though Superman and Paul Atreides have the same score, I'm sure Paul could make Superman cry like a baby. - Briii, on 07/26/2008, -1/+12Kryptonite
- inactive, on 07/26/2008, -1/+8Dugg for Paul Atriedies and Jack Oneil.
- suminona, on 07/26/2008, -1/+7Superman's unstoppable?
He's vulnerable to kryptonite -- which isn't a big secret -- and makes decisions based off a predictable, almost absolute moral compass; therefore, unless the villain's intellect fails to exceed the level of a mild retard, Superman is anything but unstoppable. - inactive, on 07/26/2008, -0/+6Dugg for clever and cool icons.
- diggdiggerid, on 07/26/2008, -0/+6ugh, i know, it sucks in 320x240.
- Dimalinch, on 07/26/2008, -0/+6Wouldn't the force be considered a super power?
- joegibes, on 07/26/2008, -0/+6I'd go for Optimus Prime as a superhero.
- SugarCoatedSalt, on 07/26/2008, -4/+9half of them I don't even know
- ry4nsm1th, on 07/26/2008, -0/+5The article says hero, not superhero. The Digg submitter changed it for some stupid reason.
- Justice101, on 07/26/2008, -0/+5Ellen Riply from Alien, and Juan Rico from Starship Troopers :
This guy has a very loose definition of superhero. - LostinService, on 07/26/2008, -1/+6Batman shouldn't be up there. If TDK taught us anything its that "he's not a hero,
he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a dark knight." - dkmccue, on 07/26/2008, -0/+4Paul Atreides listed as super hero? Totally dugg for that alone!
- Zzone, on 07/26/2008, -0/+4Sam Witwicky does not get laid, he practically begged for pussy!
- Irfit, on 07/26/2008, -0/+4http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/176027?search=w ... [NSFW]
You are welcome. - Lucas123, on 07/25/2008, -2/+6Looks like a tie between Superman, Miles Vorkosigan, Paul Atreides and Barbarella. Just as I suspected it would be. I'm going with Barbarella.
- 801NvizioN, on 07/26/2008, -0/+4According to the link:
"Gets laid" doesn't just mean your hero hooked up one time.
Wow. Wall E > your average Digg user. - Polly, on 07/26/2008, -0/+4Not really. Just another digg trend cycle that'll be gone in a couple weeks when they find something else to ooh and ahh over.
DARK NIGHT WOOOOOOOOOOOO! - leontes, on 07/26/2008, -0/+4I think having versions of his brother and sister sprout from his mind when being teleported across space counts as a special power. No one else was carrying around two others inside of them when they jumped.
- inactive, on 07/26/2008, -0/+3Didn't know superman was wealthy.
- inactive, on 07/26/2008, -0/+3Technically he's a hero, "not the one that Gotham deserves, but the hero Gotham needs."
- nascentia, on 07/26/2008, -0/+3Don't forget that ***** that chick on that one planet was the reason he got infected with nanomachines that rapidly aged him. And who knows what else he did to Carter in the time-loop episode after he got done golfing through the Stargate.
- hermslice, on 07/26/2008, -0/+3wait superman is rich??
- carl25, on 07/26/2008, -0/+3superman isn't wealthy wtf
- Spliced88, on 07/26/2008, -0/+3I don't care why kind of powers my superhero would have, as long as she's as hot as Hayden Panettiere
- i4mt3hwin, on 07/26/2008, -0/+3Gordon Freeman = win.
- HanSolo69, on 07/26/2008, -2/+5Traditionally, Batman isn't "tied down," Iron Man doesn't have superhuman powers, Superman isn't insanely wealthy, Yorick Brown is basically tied down, that's one of the main plot points of the whole story.
This chart blows. - spookyttws, on 07/26/2008, -0/+3Dugg for Starship troopers.
And, (take this with a grain of salt, I've read only more mainstream series i.e. Civil War, Secret Invasion, Ultimates etc..) But how does Iron Man have super powers? Sure he's extremely intelligent, and built 5 (or so, depending on what comic) Super Suits, but that's not a super power. Is it? - starf, on 07/26/2008, -0/+3O'neil gets laid. Episode in season 4: 100 days
He also has superhuman powers (Ancient's gene allowing him to control ancient machinery).
And if that's not enough for cool gadgets, he's got the zat guns, etc.
Plus he's MacGyver! - Exbzurq, on 07/26/2008, -0/+3Um, assuming they mean the Doctor from Doctor Who, I'm sure he gets laid. Also he should have marked for greatness, as he is a ***** Time Lord.
- CrimsonBlur, on 07/26/2008, -0/+3Before more people complain about this, note that the title is inaccurate. This is a list of heroes, not superheroes. The superheroes are only identified in the list by having superhuman powers.
- inactive, on 07/26/2008, -0/+3Knowing who Ender Wiggin is means you read books.
- TheUnlearn, on 07/26/2008, -0/+3there are two other books in which he gets/is married and presumably gets laid. He also becomes insanely rich from the interests on his military pay that is accumulated over roughly 3000 years. But i don't recall any super powers he was just a really good tactician.
- jave8u, on 07/26/2008, -0/+3From ze article:
"Gets laid" doesn't just mean your hero hooked up one time. - Chebsi, on 07/26/2008, -0/+3SPOILER ALERT
- MavRevMatt, on 07/26/2008, -0/+2Welcome to... 1980?
- Hoogs, on 07/26/2008, -0/+2Jack Shephard? From Lost? Please! Locke is much more badass. And where's Jack Bauer?
- TedTschopp, on 07/26/2008, -0/+2His ability to be the only person (outside of maybe Bean) to defeat the buggers.
He is also the only person who has contact the Buggers after he defeats them. So he is their King, and their new Queen is one of his "children"
As for getting laid, he did have a family right?
Also, he is very wealthy.... His AI invested his money he recieved for his service to the government. Also I think Peter made sure he and his sister were taken care of in the end. - starf, on 07/26/2008, -0/+2That's John Shepard.
- jexdawg, on 07/26/2008, -0/+2What are Ender Wiggin's supernatural powers? Being really smart? Kicking ass in alien space war-sim games? Also, he doesn't become a god or a king... he becomes a recluse and a "speaker for the dead".
- Needles13, on 07/26/2008, -0/+2Where's Super King?
- starf, on 07/26/2008, -0/+2True. He does start off the original series with his granddaughter.
Although I suppose her mother or father could have been born through artificial means. -
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