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- irfanmp, on 07/24/2008, -9/+316Damn, those guys are short!
- edwartica, on 07/24/2008, -19/+300When the Jehovahs witnesses knock on my door, I pretend I was in the middle of having sex with a prostitute or something. I make little remarks like "no, no cutie, its not the cops, yes I know I'm paying you by the hour!"
- TekeeTakShak, on 07/25/2008, -9/+238^^^ To both of you: No you don't.
- diggdiggdug, on 07/24/2008, -11/+193Why did god only perform miracles in ancient history. I really need someone to turn water into wine for me.
My alcohol bill is getting so high these days what with all the problems in the world. I think i need a drink. - Zurahn, on 07/25/2008, -5/+164Billboard in question:
http://www.phillycor.org/
Fox News interview with person who made it about Christians getting angry about it:
http://www.foxnews.com/video/index.html?playerId=v ... - jeremyduffy, on 07/24/2008, -8/+116They forgot the suit jackets and the bikes.
- dvsbastard, on 07/25/2008, -11/+97Well I have been trying to convince them that I am the Messiah and they were bought to my house through divine intervention... and that they should join my religion and worship me!
- KrogothZero, on 07/25/2008, -3/+85Don't believe those posters? You are not alone.
- TheR3dMenace, on 07/25/2008, -29/+108This is probably an unpopular sentiment here, but I think militant atheism is just as bad as zealotry. This coming from a long-time atheist...
- MilesyMiles, on 07/25/2008, -2/+73Seriously, that story could have such a better ending.
I'm just saying... - dvsbastard, on 07/25/2008, -2/+69Well a lot of bars I go to seem to have the miraculous ability of turning beer into water (or close to it)... Dodgy bastards...
- shondell, on 07/25/2008, -2/+68...and then you had sex with them.
The End. - NeelxSarkar, on 07/25/2008, -5/+71This one mom and her hot daughter came to my house and tried to teach me the way of god once. I tried to hit on her daughter; it didn't really work out, but the mom was pisssedddd offff, which was hilarious
- dvsbastard, on 07/25/2008, -13/+78Why is that so hard to believe?! I figure if you come to my house uninvited, then you are going to play by my rules...
Don't assume that everyone is as passive (or sane) as you are... - neonoodle, on 07/25/2008, -2/+65Holy crap. Watching that Fox News video made me imagine a similar video that would be played on the Dark Ages Network
Fox News Anchor 1: "And Copernicus admits that he would prefer that everyone believed that the Earth revolves around the sun. He says the world would be a better place in a world that isn't heliocentric."
*News Anchors laugh*
Fox News Anchor 2: "Well, we could find some people who disagree with that!" - consonance, on 07/25/2008, -3/+65Don't make fun of the Christian Hobbits just because they're short, you insensitive clod!
- polybius, on 07/25/2008, -10/+65As an atheist I'm offended by how ***** this comic is.
- DaviDTC, on 07/25/2008, -10/+65If your religion was so damn good you wouldn't be going door to door looking for more members.
That usually gets them to leave and not come back. - GreenAlien, on 07/25/2008, -1/+55So the religious think they have a right to advertise their religion all over the place, but people aren't free to advertise atheism. If people are only see adverting for, and none against, that's hardly balanced.
It's not like atheists aren't calling for a ban on religious advertising. The religious seem to think they have a monopoly and exclusive right on influencing people's lives! The concept of atheism needs to be promoted much more than it currently is, then people can make their own minds up and nobody is going to stop them or harass them over their decision. I'm all for a balanced free thinking society. - LordVance, on 07/25/2008, -2/+54I agree, but I don't see this billboard as "militant" by any means. I think it's pretty ***** up that we drive by signs saying things like:
"Feel the warmth of Jesus today? You are not alone"
And nobody thinks anything of it, but a sign that says
"Don't believe in God? You are not alone"
Makes Fox news... - inactive, on 07/25/2008, -1/+47Jerry: I have a suspicion that he’s converted to Judaism just for the jokes.
Priest: And this offends you as a Jewish person?
Jerry: No, it offends me as a comedian! - dvsbastard, on 07/25/2008, -5/+51Agreed... If you can't respect the views of others then I don't care what side of the theological table you are sitting at - you are still a tool!
- merreborn, on 07/25/2008, -1/+42This one mom and her hot daughter came to my house and tried to teach me the way of god once. I tried to hit on her daughter; it didn't really work out, but her mom got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air
- MacTyler, on 07/25/2008, -11/+51As a Christian I find this absolutely hilarious.
- Xeller, on 07/25/2008, -8/+45"Then we have the people who knock on your door on a Sunday morning and going, 'Have you found Jesus?' You just wanna come to the door nude and go,'No, help me look for him! Come on!'"
- 2bitkubrick, on 07/25/2008, -3/+39i tell them I'm Buddhist. i really do. it shuts them up real quick. apparently, they have no witty comeback, no tactic for overcoming the objection of Buddhism. i'm not really Buddhist, i respect the belief and all, but i'm way to much of a hedonist to follow the eight fold path. but i know enough about the religion to fool them. not that they ask much anyway. they usually say something to the tune of "god be with you" and leave. in reality, i'm a soft atheist/agnostic, but that answer only seems to embolden them, and i don't have time for that *****.
- ocellnuri, on 07/25/2008, -2/+35Yeah, and forget feeding all those people with one fish. I want to see the nation run on one gallon of gas.
- inactive, on 07/25/2008, -5/+37I usually invite them in, tell them about the time I was abducted by UFO's and the little green men told me the truth, which is that JHVH-1 is an evil alien space god who has developed a taste for slackless human soles. At which point I try to get them to join the church of the Subgenius...
But usually they dont stay that long... - Triskozko, on 07/25/2008, -0/+31The video made me rage.
"Critics call it a disturbing trend!"
"Secularist agenda!" - etherreal, on 07/25/2008, -1/+30Funny, I am a lot happier since kicking Jesus out of my life.
- b0rg, on 07/25/2008, -13/+41"Why yes, I did accept him as my savior. With that huge *****, how could I refuse?"
- nreynolds, on 07/25/2008, -0/+26I have the strange ability to turn beer into urine, but I've never told anyone. I don't want people worshiping me all day long.
- Quaterni0n, on 07/25/2008, -0/+25In college, I let them in and told my roommate it was for her, then I quickly locked myself in my room. She wasn't too happy about that. :)
- IanPR, on 07/25/2008, -1/+25...Mormon.
- stupidStan, on 07/25/2008, -1/+25please explain to me how this is militant?
- jmoo1, on 07/25/2008, -1/+25I've seen pornos with a better story than that. Honest to god, porn!
- inactive, on 07/25/2008, -6/+30I'm told Jehova's Witnesses aren't really trying to convert people. They're just giving them the "chance" to convert so that when they die they can't claim that they don't deserve to go to hell because they never got the chance to become Christians. The Jehova's Witness will literally be the witness who testifies that "we knocked on his door and offered him the opportunity to ask jeeeesus into his heart and he turned us down," so that you can fairly be sent to hell
- neonoodle, on 07/25/2008, -3/+25He's absolutely right. The game's over, everyone! back to Christianity! It was fun while it lasted.
- Speed, on 07/25/2008, -0/+21I usually tell them that I'm a scientologist. Then, when they look at me like I'm crazy, I add "we have Tom Cruise, bitches, who do you have?"
- kd420, on 07/25/2008, -1/+21Wow, that Fox News guy has a stupid voice, like he's yelling all the time.
- GoGoPoCoSo, on 07/25/2008, -14/+34buried for inaccuracy - religious people are NEVER hypocrites, no sir!
- drachemorder, on 07/25/2008, -5/+25You are not alone.
- SteelCurtain08, on 07/25/2008, -1/+20Tried it. Happier now. Thanks anyways.
- arvvvs, on 07/25/2008, -1/+19I faithfully(blindly) believe them.
- nascentia, on 07/25/2008, -0/+18Last time the Jehovas Witnesses came to my door, they really DID interrupt sex (not with a hooker, though.)
It was a guy and his two kids and he goes, "Oh, I'm sorry, did I wake you up?," and me, in my boxers, hair disheveled, I merely replied "Not exactly..." - inactive, on 07/25/2008, -1/+19*Whoosh*
- inactive, on 07/25/2008, -1/+19Possible Mormon attack? Check the four Bs!
- Button-down shirts with ties
- Bicycles
- Backpacks
- Books of Mormon
All 4? You have a CONFIRMED MORMON ATTACK! RUN! - Fizban140, on 07/25/2008, -5/+22I am an atheist and I am respectful to other people's beliefs and I try and avoid a debate on religion is possible, but change is needed and it will have to be pushed aggressively. The US is not a secular state and it never will be unless it is pushed.
- kidtitan, on 07/25/2008, -17/+34Sad we've come to accepting hypocrisy as the norm. Well done comic.
- Nysul, on 07/25/2008, -10/+27I always loved it when the Mormons showed up. I lived in a college town so they would send over these 19 year old hotties to try to entice us.
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