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- sw1nglinestaplr, on 12/02/2008, -7/+643This is so depressingly true...
- retzed, on 12/02/2008, -4/+601I care about all of you guys.
- Greatn3ss, on 12/03/2008, -3/+233< 3
- BotaXero, on 12/03/2008, -3/+213You're all my friends, right?
- BotaXero, on 12/03/2008, -2/+209I'll drink a beer for each and every one of you
- kss42, on 12/03/2008, -3/+206I am afraid you are both incorrect. Though your comments were indeed quite verbose in comparison to most of the others on this page, they are both dwarfed by mine. My comment (or perhaps more precisely, my reply to a reply to a comment -- but what is a reply, if not a comment on a comment?) is a thing of such monumental proportion that even your mother would have difficulty swallowing it. Like the Great Wall of China or the guy who plays Hurley on Lost, my comment will, by its sheer enormity, astonish all those who look upon it; "Truly," they will say, "this was the biggest of the comments."
Yes, there will be those skeptics who doubt that a comment of this length could exist. They will deny its might with their thumb-downs and their tl;dr's. They will say, "It must be an essay, or even a disquisition -- for surely this is more text than a mere comment could bear!" But my comment will not be intimidated, will not waver in the least. The sun is powerful, but does the ocean fear its heat? No. The ocean is too big to be afraid. And so is this comment.
Three paragraphs? Impossible! Only a madman would attempt three! Well, I cannot fault you for thinking me mad, and yet here we are. I ask you to trust me, friends, for though I am but a mortal man, my comment has become something more. So look upon it, and marvel at the vastness of its text. Text as far as the eye can see! Is there anyone more pompous than I? I, who have even gone so far as to look up "pompous" in a thesaurus, only to show off my knowledge of its synonyms. Boastful! Grandiloquent! Supercilious! Take your choice, fellow Digger; this comment deserves all those words and more. - jd33, on 12/02/2008, -11/+199OUCH
- CoreyTamas, on 12/03/2008, -0/+180Except for the fact he's on a date, that could be me.
- Crazysticks, on 12/03/2008, -7/+178My comment currently contains the most text, as the rest of these comments are very short.
- babaoriley06, on 12/03/2008, -1/+152hey guys let's all get together and go out to a movie friday night..
- rooforlife, on 12/02/2008, -15/+165LOL
- spoogieking012, on 12/03/2008, -1/+131the caps worked
- inactive, on 12/03/2008, -3/+131Hey guys! A/S/L?
- wontstoptalking, on 12/03/2008, -1/+128So much so that I made this just for you:
http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/2150/sign07uq3. ... - deathsythe, on 12/02/2008, -7/+107As an Engineer Dugg for Dilbert
- barcelona10, on 12/02/2008, -3/+99convicted.
- purseonality, on 12/03/2008, -0/+95I love you, man.
- wontstoptalking, on 12/03/2008, -0/+94I love moments like these. So heartwarming.
- soccerman90, on 12/03/2008, -0/+93In other news, a man is found dead of alcohol poisoning infront of his computer. Police are still in the process of deciphering the image on his computer screen of a kitten with poor grammar.
- inactive, on 12/03/2008, -2/+94No sir, my comment contains the most text. For you see, I am a pompous bigot who's only intent in life is to arrogantly prove other comments unworthy and inadequate. Now, where are the keys to my Lambo? Ah, there they are.
- Autodidaddict, on 12/03/2008, -0/+89Wait, you guys aren't my friends?...
- cheap2, on 12/02/2008, -3/+85Love Dilbert!
- aptanalogy, on 12/03/2008, -1/+81ಠ_ಠ
- univerio, on 12/03/2008, -1/+80Sweet, new ASCII.
- inactive, on 12/03/2008, -0/+79Oh, those were the days.
- MacTyler, on 12/03/2008, -0/+67I put on my robe and wizard hat...
- inactive, on 12/03/2008, -0/+66the caps worked
- BotaXero, on 12/03/2008, -2/+68damn
- Darkyuubi, on 12/03/2008, -1/+64maybe get some pizza afterwards
Now...where do you live? - D3koy, on 12/03/2008, -1/+63One engineer to another, you need a comma in there.
- Lemguy, on 12/03/2008, -7/+66no
- NigelSheldon, on 12/03/2008, -1/+59He should be talking to a pastry, not a woman.
- yaddayaddayoda, on 12/03/2008, -0/+57Antarctica.
- threedaysatsea, on 12/03/2008, -0/+56Who's up for some alcohol poisoniiiiiing?
- frsrblch, on 12/03/2008, -1/+57English was never our strong suit.
- frostyausty, on 12/03/2008, -2/+49
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.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::............... - DiggzDE, on 12/03/2008, -1/+48Diggbert
- laaabaseball, on 12/02/2008, -4/+50Mirror: http://i34.tinypic.com/v747q9.jpg
- MacTyler, on 12/03/2008, -2/+48Group hug everybody!
- afx1, on 12/03/2008, -0/+45"I have lots of friends on other sites/games/etc."
show off - aptanalogy, on 12/03/2008, -0/+44Sweet, me too!
- Myztry, on 12/03/2008, -2/+44Friends on Digg? Hell no. Despite my 2,995 comments my 'friend' count is strictly zero.
- inactive, on 12/03/2008, -0/+41ZOMG really so do I! We have so much in common already. Okay meet you at scott base at about 7.
- the2989, on 12/03/2008, -5/+45Let's have an orgy!
- HolyMan28, on 12/03/2008, -0/+4045/m/basement*
- Olivaise, on 12/03/2008, -1/+41@kss42: For added effect, read all three comments in a British accent.
- HolyMan28, on 12/03/2008, -5/+44TRULY
- xmizzbojanglesx, on 12/03/2008, -0/+39I'll be your friend :)
- mareln72, on 12/02/2008, -0/+36oh well I thought I was the only one:)
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