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- smmakira, on 11/20/2008, -10/+103It's always a pain getting the keys from Jesus. He just runs around the car in circles saying "accept me as you lord and driver".
- Adam420, on 11/20/2008, -6/+73That tricky Jesus...
- LDSDave, on 11/20/2008, -1/+43Dad.
- ani625, on 11/20/2008, -12/+53He's obviously sick and tired of people drinking HIS blood.
- kingjaydub, on 11/20/2008, -3/+36and we finally know the answer to WWJD.
- newman8r, on 11/20/2008, -1/+32good thing it wasn't muhammad
- HookmasterCH47, on 11/20/2008, -2/+26dugg for not making the comic the thumbnail.
- MRcrazyawesome, on 11/20/2008, -5/+28Jesus you sneaky bastard!!...
nah i love you man - MisterEX, on 11/20/2008, -1/+16Cliff Notes of Story above:
At a costume party, a guy dressed as Jesus was passed out. Those attending took advantage. Cops came. Jesus slept. Later Jesus rose from the couch and danced like never before, only to pass out again. - freeballin, on 11/20/2008, -13/+28what an epic comic.
- inactive, on 11/20/2008, -2/+16So when Jesus goes to AA meetings, what higher power does he submit to?
- b166er01, on 11/20/2008, -3/+17i have super powers too... i can turn beer into urine!
- msimeth, on 11/20/2008, -4/+18That's wine.
- migshark, on 11/20/2008, -0/+12Right, because Jack's is obviously more tasteful.
- KnightWhoSaysNi, on 11/20/2008, -0/+10Same thing.
- PGPirate, on 11/20/2008, -0/+8I said GOOD DAY
- Rikushix, on 11/20/2008, -0/+8That would make for interesting games:
"Holy Ghost beats Father, *****!"
"....best two out of three." - vat0r, on 11/20/2008, -1/+8Now that's a guy to have around.
- feshmania, on 11/20/2008, -5/+12Cy&H is only similar to XKCD in that fact they're comics published on the internet. You can't compare the two.
Saying its the new XKCD is erroneous. Erroneous, sir.
Good day. - Llanowar, on 11/20/2008, -1/+7But how else would we possibly read the latest C&H comic?
- charlietuna, on 11/20/2008, -0/+6The Trinity is the Rock-Paper-Scissors of theology, so it's covered.
- thehoodie, on 11/20/2008, -1/+7And you are not even mildly intelligent.
- inactive, on 11/20/2008, -5/+11He would have turned the water into a bomb.
- chompysweat, on 11/20/2008, -0/+6That'd be awesome. He may get my support after all these years in that case.
- clokwise, on 11/20/2008, -10/+16Yes, I love the comic, but there's no point to making every Cy&H comic hit digg front page.
- KnightWhoSaysNi, on 11/20/2008, -0/+5"By the way, Isn't jesus meant to be black?"
You're thinking of Barack Obama. - fxu1989, on 11/20/2008, -0/+5or into a little girl.
._. - GuacamoleSan, on 11/20/2008, -8/+12Jesus should be able to turn water into Jack Daniels not wine
- Jektal, on 11/20/2008, -0/+4So he turns water into... cold water?
- mutt614, on 11/20/2008, -0/+4WWJD = We Want Jack Daniels
- JustinRalua, on 11/20/2008, -6/+10This reminds me of this time I met Jesus at a party. A Halloween party. Me and a few friends show up a bit late, and the very first thing we see is Jesus passed out on the chair, walking stick, crown of thorns and all, the costume was epic. So everyone in the party is getting pictures with Jesus, putting their boobs on Jesus, laying with Jesus, must have been 200 people took pictures with him that night. Anyway the cops come over a noise complain and there is a huge ruckus and Jesus is STILL on the couch afterward. Honestly at this point we were checking to see if he was gonna die (which we presumed wouldn't be a problem because he would come back in a few days, but thought it was smart to check) anyway just as people start to leave the party, but with still maybe 150 people downstairs (Jesus was on a couch upstairs, dance and dj downstairs), without notice Jesus comes dancing down the stairs with his stick and crown, and dances harder than I have ever seen Jesus dance before for a full ten minutes (and everyone is stunned, the music stops midway through as the dj watched, everyone was watching, and Jesus just kept on dancing) before walking to the nearest corner and passing out again.
- butterslut, on 11/20/2008, -1/+5In my experience, parties with dips are *****.
- kelmaster1, on 11/20/2008, -0/+3except the author of XKCD is intelligent...
- Acglaphotis, on 11/20/2008, -0/+3Ssssshhh, you'll piss off the fans.
- chompysweat, on 11/20/2008, -1/+4You dip *****!
- vilago, on 11/20/2008, -0/+3and good day to you sir!!!!
- MisterEX, on 11/20/2008, -0/+3What? I'm even a Christian and I found it quite funny.
- chompysweat, on 11/20/2008, -0/+3Sorry, that came out wrong, I meant your dip technique must be *****.
- jdandre, on 11/20/2008, -2/+5Too bad Jesus can't make this comic funnier.
- feshmania, on 11/20/2008, -0/+3Mr, ginandjuice, sir, I believe you have been frivolous with your words; hence your apparent payment in negative digg--the greatest currency in this land.
- JeddHampton, on 11/20/2008, -0/+3Craig
- MonkeyFit, on 11/20/2008, -0/+3http://www.explosm.net/comics/1125/
- Icetype, on 11/20/2008, -0/+3Dude you can get wine for like $2.99.
- roddack, on 11/20/2008, -2/+4I always liked his brother better. Sure he doesn't turn water into wine but instead into cold coors lite.
- Gutterpunk, on 11/20/2008, -4/+6Can Jesus get drunk?
If being drunk is cause by mild alcohol poisoning, and Jesus can cure everything on touch, would his body auto-heal the poison?
I know he died on the cross and all, so he isn't impervious to pain, but that was because his father had abandoned him by then. Unless his father has a "no drink" rule, Jesus would probably be chronicly sober. - bman85, on 11/20/2008, -0/+2
Epic... i think not.
Pretty good...yes. - ashgtx, on 11/20/2008, -0/+2show this to the westboro idiots
- Bladwor, on 11/20/2008, -0/+2A former NASA physicist, in fact.
- roddack, on 11/20/2008, -0/+2The question for you is where will you be when the Craig machine comes partying through
- IphtashuFitz, on 11/20/2008, -0/+2Yeah, but turning water into wine would impress the ladies a lot more than buying a $2.99 box-o-wine would.
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