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By golly, he's right... they *are* whiter!

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  • RiotHeart, on 06/30/2009, -12/+571Why did I think this was going to be a racist picture?
  • wontonforevuh, on 06/30/2009, -8/+539BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
  • andypop481, on 06/30/2009, -6/+422This is a classy and funny way to make light of the situation. RIP
  • ZOMGitsRadimus, on 06/30/2009, -3/+395They say celebrity deaths come in 3's... leave it to Billy to throw in one more for free.

    RIP
  • Braxo, on 06/30/2009, -2/+371When Billy Mays died, there was a hole in my heart not even mighty putty could fill.
  • KibblesnBitts, on 06/30/2009, -2/+320Not only did Billy Mays convince Chuck Norris to feel pain for the first time, he got him to DOUBLE his offer and made Mr. Norris pay extra shipping and handling.
  • piieerrrree, on 06/30/2009, -2/+202BILLY MAYS' DEATH WAS NOT UNTIMELY; HE WAS SIMPLY EXPANDING HIS MARKET


    RIP BILL :(
  • anexanhume, on 06/30/2009, -2/+151TRY THE HERCULES HOOK TO HOLD SOMETHING IN ITS PLACE
  • Suits, on 06/30/2009, -2/+114I nominate Billy Maye's for sainthood. Every time Oxiclean is used, a miracle is performed.
  • DarthVolta, on 06/30/2009, -2/+114I hope to God that this is the dawn of a new era of Billy Mays jokes.

    It's just too bad that he's gone and won't be able to see himself rise to internet stardom.
  • inigomntoya, on 06/30/2009, -0/+87I wondered if it was a poke at Michael Jackson...
  • atm259, on 06/30/2009, -1/+74RIP BILLY MAYS
  • jikmo, on 06/30/2009, -5/+64Buried for being A) dick B) nothing else. You're a dick.
  • Amlethus, on 06/30/2009, -2/+58This comic got a big, sappy, honest "Aaawwwwwww" out of me.
  • DeadlyAlpaca, on 07/01/2009, -0/+50You most certainly do not see what he did there.
  • sluggermoore, on 07/01/2009, -0/+46Billy Mays could sell Michael Bay a script with ZERO actions scenes in it...he was that good.
  • ChaosProfessor, on 06/30/2009, -6/+50OXY CLEAN BITCHES!!!!!
  • matthewkg, on 06/30/2009, -1/+38Mighty Mend It will fix that right up.
  • TobiasParker, on 06/30/2009, -0/+34Yea i thought it was going to be a political racist joke, supreme court or something.
  • CobraClutch, on 06/30/2009, -0/+34Thanks to a fantastic deal from Mr. Mays, I have a four (4) Zorbeezs to soak up the tears that have fallen in his memory.
  • Amadeus2490, on 07/01/2009, -1/+31Billy Mays is so well-hung that when he falls sleeps on his stomach, he wakes up with his back against the ceiling.
  • Vindexus, on 06/30/2009, -0/+29It didn't for me; I thought it was going to be about white people.
  • Vulphaestion, on 06/30/2009, -0/+27At first I thought it was Michael Jackson. Then when I saw the comic, I become happier.
  • baskin, on 07/01/2009, -0/+26you want to nominate him for sainthood, and you can't even spell his name correctly?
  • th3heretic, on 07/01/2009, -0/+25http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Billy_mays
    Not usually a fan of AE, but his article is awesome.

    "For instance, say Mays was marketing a carpet cleaner; for a demo, he would bust into your house and spill a jug of red wine and a bucket of sheep's blood on your carpet, then piss on it just for good measure. He'd then break out the ZORBEEZ!. And like magic, that stain had its ass handed to it on a platter. But before leaving with just a simple goodbye and a phone number, Billy Mays would continue his assault on your auditory senses and promise to double triple sextuple the offer for FREE! And he'd even throw in some Mighty Putty, a couple Hercules Hooks, an Awesome Auger, and a handjob, all for the low, low price of $19.95"
  • drouk1556, on 07/01/2009, -1/+25You should brush your kid's teeth, and also not use gravel.
  • themastersb, on 07/01/2009, -5/+29It's because you're racist.
  • soil, on 07/01/2009, -1/+19and still we clicked it. hmmm.
  • JDoorjam, on 07/01/2009, -2/+20"Guys this is a TOTALLY HILARIOUS one-line comic featuring Billy Mays, angels and their robes"
  • inactive, on 06/30/2009, -0/+17Punchline? It's the only line!

    What do you think the headline SHOULD have been?
  • BluSkreenOfDeth, on 06/30/2009, -1/+17All he needed to do was knead it, apply and use the GREEN TO WHITE TECHNOLOGY!
  • bmcnally, on 07/01/2009, -0/+14Anyone ever see the Twilight Zone with the pitchman who keeps trying to cheat Death? He wants to live until he gives a pitch that shakes the world.

    Every Billy Mays pitch was like that.
  • brownsound00, on 07/01/2009, -0/+13You seem like the kinda guy that would have a pony tail
  • bmcnally, on 07/01/2009, -0/+13Screw Vince. He poached Billy's Zorbeez
  • doctornkul, on 07/01/2009, -0/+13They're talking about their robes. Billy Mays used to sell a product called Oxiclean, which was supposed to clean things very well, and the joke is that he gave it to the angels in heaven once he died.
  • itlnstln, on 07/01/2009, -1/+13did you get this from phillip defranco?
  • HorseloverFat8, on 07/01/2009, -1/+13And here's how you write that in English: "It can't be hell. If it were, then where is Jerry Falwell?"
  • XenoSNK, on 07/01/2009, -0/+12Green to white action.
  • ZOMGitsRadimus, on 07/01/2009, -0/+11Maybe, I heard it the other day; so I had to share it.
  • hoodwinkedfool, on 07/01/2009, -3/+14they mean that heaven is "whiter" this is a racist cartoon i'm drunk
  • psylemon, on 07/01/2009, -0/+10I thought the punch line was that the comic was about Billy Mays
  • DLun203, on 07/01/2009, -0/+10Billy Mays could sell salt to a slug... he was that good.
  • carlonchox911, on 07/01/2009, -3/+13David Carradine
  • azikrogar, on 07/01/2009, -0/+10Billy Mays could sell a painting to a blind guy...he was that good.
  • rhan108, on 07/01/2009, -0/+9I thought it may be a joke about Michael Jackson's kids.
  • pokobunt, on 07/01/2009, -0/+9Ed Mcmahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, who was the other one?
  • ducksoup31, on 07/01/2009, -0/+9I think it would be more fitting if Angel #1 was Michael Jackson and Angel #2 was Farrah Fawcett.
  • Cannonballkid, on 07/01/2009, -0/+8Or a receding hairline =/
  • Jinkley, on 07/01/2009, -0/+8Hell yeah. Stupid-ass ShamWow. Stupid-ass Vince. He will never top Billy.
  • BrettersonX, on 07/01/2009, -1/+9The Pirate Bay
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