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- USCnick, on 11/10/2009, -1/+31It's not the east or the west side...
It's not the north or the south side...
It's the DARK SIDE.
.
.
.
You are correct.
What is thy bidding my master?
It's a disaster, this Skywalker we're after.
What if he can be turned to the Dark Side?
Yes. He'd make a powerful ally... another dark jedi.
He will join us or die.
WE GOT DEATH STAR. - ast16, on 11/10/2009, -0/+25Oh man, Lando chugging Colt .45 is so wrong.
- DAC1138, on 11/10/2009, -4/+26Old Star Wars Gansta Rap is....New.
- stealthdave, on 11/10/2009, -1/+18Aunt Beru at the BBQ. So wrong...
- Awwzm, on 11/10/2009, -2/+18So far I'm hearing
- Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg (Ain't Nuthin' but a G Thang)
- Digital Underground (The Humpty Dance)
- The Beastie Boys
- Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock (It Takes Two)
- Public Enemy - DarthKozy, on 11/10/2009, -1/+16this will be a day long remembered.
- SFGalSJG, on 11/10/2009, -2/+15Awesome update on a classic. Leia channels a mean Lil Kim.
- scrod, on 11/10/2009, -1/+12r2d2, the original hacker
- DrDragun, on 11/10/2009, -0/+11You seem to have forgotten his legendary gentleman's endorsement
http://bfcgroup.com/helluvatough/billydeesign.jpg - seanmx, on 11/10/2009, -1/+9I still think the original was the best.
- schplat, on 11/10/2009, -1/+9skee-low ( i wish i was a baller)
- PhoenixReborn, on 11/10/2009, -0/+7Did you watch the video or just look at the title?
- Menlow, on 11/10/2009, -2/+8Finally a new video! I remember when the first came out!
- HigherLogic, on 11/10/2009, -0/+6Actually, it's "I Wish" by Skee-Lo. No dubya.
- snagglefoof, on 11/10/2009, -2/+8Not as good as the original...
- Arseny89, on 11/10/2009, -0/+6http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij4w7ChpuaM&fea ...
Here's another awesome Star Wars Gangsta Rap. - daliminator, on 11/10/2009, -5/+10Disappointing. Nowhere near as catchy as the original.
- RealmDown, on 11/10/2009, -0/+5but brilliant. I so laughed at that...
- dbhalla, on 11/10/2009, -1/+5That was pretty *****.
- jordanv1, on 11/10/2009, -1/+5For all you who love this one and the old gangsta rap, I hope you've also seen Fett's Vette:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z9XTeeA43o - splatter, on 11/10/2009, -0/+3I'm with PhoenixReborn on this one -- this isn't the Star Wars rap from 1998, you who cannot be bothered to actually click the link.
- 1976, on 11/10/2009, -0/+3ice ice baby - vanilla ice
at the end with the famous "word to your mother" - PhoenixReborn, on 11/10/2009, -0/+3Or RJD2.
- DarthKozy, on 11/10/2009, -0/+2http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baRCq3twqww&fea ...
better version of the song - USCnick, on 11/11/2009, -0/+2and you know that we got it
DEATH STAR - spworm, on 11/11/2009, -0/+2sort of like you signing with your name, even though it's next to your comment.
- theghoul, on 11/10/2009, -0/+2Blue screen of death on BOA terminal.. HA!
- worldstoaster, on 11/10/2009, -0/+2and you know that we got it
DEATH STAR - getter1, on 11/10/2009, -0/+2I was surprised just to know that Bentframe was still around.
I was expecting to see a repost of something from 2000 - Awwzm, on 11/10/2009, -0/+2It has seen the end of Kenobi, and will soon see the end of the Rebellion.
- zosoIV, on 11/10/2009, -0/+2These guys obviously love the Beastie Boys.
- getter1, on 11/21/2009, -0/+1You guys are awesome
- JamesWjRose, on 11/10/2009, -1/+2Shouldn't that be R2DJ?
- JamesWjRose, on 11/11/2009, -0/+1or D2dj and Mc3PO! Yea, layin down the beats allllll across this fantastic galaxy! (sorry, couldn't help myself)
- stanimal13, on 11/10/2009, -1/+2aHAHAHA there all funny as hell still makes me laugh
- JamesWjRose, on 11/10/2009, -1/+2@Phoenix
That can't be right, they're all R2 units.... unless you mean the real DJ "RJD2", then, um.... nevermind. - scrod, on 11/11/2009, -0/+1R2DJ does not plug into systems unprotected
- jshhmr, on 11/10/2009, -0/+1That is still my favorite. I got to see McChris last year. I have on my IG-88 shirt right now.
- Averness, on 11/11/2009, -0/+1Video fails to load in firefox, works fine under chrome. Just like trutv.
- BentTV, on 11/11/2009, -1/+2Star Wars Gangsta Rap Chronicles
I'm Lord Vader and I get respect your plant and your life is what I expect
cape on my back cable box on my chest
leather pants til my death / hot oil on my breath
1 2 3 and to the 4
It’s the Emperor coming thru the door
ready to make an entrance so back on up
I'm about to blow some planets up
You know I'm crazy and my skin is white and pasty
I'm Evil, I like it when planets go boom
I once got busy in the Death Star bathroom
Rat Ta Tat Tat it's an Stormtrooper attack
100 laser blasts and still can’t hit jack
Galactic recession you cant avoid
I'll be unemployed if Death Star destroyed
4 and 3 and 2 and 1
when I'm on the mic sandpeople run
the force is flowing and the light saber glowing
I drink my blue milk cuz it keeps me growing
I'm not joking family's straight broken
now Uncle Owen’s in the front yard smoking
A barbecue for Aunt Beru
Now there's nothing on the farm to do
sold my landspeeder and sold my comb
Now I'm feathering my hair all alone
I'm a Jedi with a license to kill
I think you know what time it is, its time to get ill
in my vest I'm the best smuggla
light beer chuggla / leia's main snuggla
shaking loan sharks when the Falcon starts
Chewie’s killing gundarks with them Wookiee farts
I'm Leia and I'm in your face, I'm the only chick in space
gold bikini there is no other
I got to first base with my brother
I'm not intergalactically known but I wear a blue cape at home
Lost the Falcon / I was low on cash
Don't talk trash about my mustache
I can swindle / I'll get crooked
I got Han but Vader took him
Now look what we have here
I'm still balling year after year
Public enemy Obi one
stormtroopers said freeze but they got none
Can I make them say I never had a laser gun
but it's the Jedi tricks I'm playing on your mind son
cause I'm old Ben eating Uncle Ben's
in my burlap Depends
No next of kin
I'll try and make amends with my old friends
Obi out - I'm ghost again
6 million forms of ill communication
e chu ta, no need for translation
odds of me complaining is 1 to 1
Jabba never wears any pants for fun
Jabba Raps a verse in his language
Who's the mack…is it R2-D2
holograms every time that he sees you
always plugging into systems unprotected
is your 5 1/4 floppy drive infected?
swamp water I drink, root leaf I eat
three dirty toes on my green wrinkled feet
snakes in my bed/ can't get any sleep
training’s complete can I borrow a sheet?
I wish I was 3 foot taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I met a soft shell turtle I would call her
I wish I had a snake in a hat not a Womprat with a Tydirium Impala - BentTV, on 11/11/2009, -0/+1We've been in the nursing home, but lost our health insurance and are making material to support ourselves.
Jason Brannon
Bent TV - sennewam, on 11/11/2009, -1/+1- Lil' Troy (Wanna Be A Baller) from Yoda
- DAC1138, on 11/10/2009, -1/+1Yup. I figured it was the old rap, but before commenting I had to see the video.
(those who comment out of ignorance should be banned form society.)
Heck, even if it was the old one, it's time for a refresher. It's all good, even after 5 years. - BentTV, on 11/11/2009, -0/+0So wrong it's right ;-)
Jason
Bent TV - debaser7673, on 11/10/2009, -1/+1that talking trashcan would have made a good DJ table
- BentTV, on 11/11/2009, -0/+0The ending chant of 'Star Wars' was influenced by Ice T and his song Colors. 1976 was wrong on the Vanilla Ice influence. That was just me making Yoda talk smack and I would never page homage to Vanilla Ice!
Jason
Bent TV - thetruckert, on 11/10/2009, -1/+1Ya missed the Eazy-E too
- jrobbi, on 11/10/2009, -6/+6http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8b5ruc_-E
- BentTV, on 11/11/2009, -1/+0spworm wrote '***** execution of a good idea.I'm disappointed in something I had no expectations of.'
Sort of like your girlfriend when it comes to sex?
;-)
Jason
Bent TV - BentTV, on 11/13/2009, -1/+0If you are telling people Star Wars is 32 years old and get over it, then why did you watch it in the first place and bother to view a link to a Star wars film discussion?
That's like me watching a country music video and saying country music sucks - its illogical and pointless. -
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