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- neverfall, on 12/08/2007, -1/+769I don't know how this guy could get turned down if he's promised "you will be the first girl I never cheated on". What more could a girl ask for? And he's gonna buy her *****!
- BobMysterioso, on 12/08/2007, -4/+658Richard has really girly writing. I seriously thought this was a girl to girl letter. I don't want to spoil it, as I may have been the only one to read it. But Richard is a boy. Upon further analysis, he is also a Crip - you know because all Bloods are pussies. He makes sure to tell Tashaya, to take no offense to his comment since her brother is a Blood - you know because they are all pussies.
I think its safe to say Richard got shot down with this attempt. - inactive, on 12/08/2007, -3/+605His penmanship is surprisingly legible for a gangster.
- MagicCake, on 12/08/2007, -0/+495I love the drawing of Crip City, that's what did it for me.
- oreonblade, on 12/08/2007, -4/+404He be all lovey dovey n' *****. But she be like, aww hell naww.
- Wronghead, on 12/08/2007, -6/+376I actually lost brain-cells reading that.
- plainOldFool, on 12/08/2007, -1/+273Some how I don't think a real gangsta (keep'n it real) would sign a letter, "Richard". "Richard" ranks just under "Timothy" or "Patrick" on the top non-threatening names list.
- 7levels, on 12/08/2007, -1/+266"If you go out with me you will be my first girlfriend I never cheated on...I love you baby alot..."
Priceless. Dugg. - TsuruchiBrian, on 12/08/2007, -0/+249This is why I never got any action in high school. How am I supposed to compete when the bar is already set so high.
- abachinski, on 12/08/2007, -1/+239I'm sorry your brothers a pussy, but will you go out with me and have my kids? Oh, and we can beat up your boyfriend together! It'll be fun. But make sure it's okay with him if i take you out to the movies. Crip City! Crip City!
- benroy, on 12/08/2007, -4/+234I didn't know Kevin Federline knew how to write.
- edstate, on 12/08/2007, -15/+217Yay public education.
- tacom8, on 12/08/2007, -1/+196To be fair, Richard writes most of his gang's thank you notes and other correspondence... why just yesterday I received a wonderful Christmas card from the crip city crew.
- strenman, on 12/08/2007, -4/+198Dear Tashaya,
Why you ripped up the other letter I gave you. You be playing me hard body. When your boyfriend read the letter what did he say? I hope that pussy didn't get mad. You said I was ugly? Is that what you think about me cuz? When I wrote you that letter the other day and I wrote crip killer I meant to write crip city. Because if I write crip killer I am saying Im blood and I am not a pussy. All bloods are pussy not disrespeting your brother. But its true. Tashaya you know. I had a dream about having kids with you. Whats your phone #, I would like to call you someday. You violated me in the hallway saying that you dont like me, because I am ugly. Is your "so called" boy friend mad about what I wrote. He wanna fight? And why Alyssa said I look like a geeky crip, which was corney. I look better than your mom though.
I will give you anything you want. ANYTHING. You are my baby, even though you don't like me. What school your man go to? I wanna meet this *****. Why he never came up to the school. If he dont buy you anything you want you shouldnt be with him. I am better If you want anything I got you. If you go out with me you will be my first girl I never cheated on. I know your boyfriend is cheating on you. I love you baby alot and I hope you choose me instead of that *****.
Richard.
*Note: a lot of the "f"s are backwards in the actual text and I left out some of the stuff written around the border. - xixor, on 12/08/2007, -1/+195but also quite girly.
- Mossman85, on 12/08/2007, -1/+169What would make this even funnier is if it was written by a white guy.
- jd33, on 12/08/2007, -3/+166Damn, If Tashaya doesn't snap this ill ***** up, I sure as hell will.
- Sydex, on 12/08/2007, -4/+166What's crackin cuz?
- techmonk, on 12/08/2007, -17/+170If you having girls problem, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, but a bitch aint one.
- MackDiesel2010, on 12/08/2007, -6/+144Our future janitors
- PRocker267, on 12/08/2007, -6/+141OMG GET SOME SMALLER PAPER FOR ***** SAKE!
- themastersb, on 12/08/2007, -1/+135I think I just lost 25 IQ points reading that.
- rootio, on 12/08/2007, -33/+166o.O wow, let me guess, its the white man's fault this guy is an idiot?
- peranadigital, on 12/08/2007, -1/+133...Dear Sugartits, it saddens me to hear you've been calling me unnatractive. I love you, I will provide for you. The man you're involved with is not good for you. I dreamed you had my children, what a glorious fantasy. I am a real man unlike your gentleman friend and your brother. I mean no disrespect but your brother is a limp wristed girly-man. It's true I've faught with temptation before and failed but our love is so pure that I will remain faithful.
I am very handsome and challenge your suitor to a duel for your love!!... - scudz, on 12/08/2007, -26/+153The author of the letter writes like he's in grade 1, the grammar and simple abuse of the English language astounds me. Is this our future? Besides that, it's comments like he's written in here that keeps the news flowing with details of "Yet Another Gang Killing". Idiot.
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...........................Crip City........................... - SeanRoss, on 12/08/2007, -1/+115It's ***** like this, that makes me ashamed to be a young, urban, black youth from time to time... tsk tsk.
- XxATAROTHxX, on 12/08/2007, -1/+101That's how they trick ya.
- inactive, on 12/08/2007, -5/+101You're only a black youth from time to time? How do you manage that?
- migraneman7, on 12/08/2007, -5/+98I wonder if they are African-Americans.
- Federalist1981, on 12/08/2007, -4/+96Don't you mean: I love how funny black people is
- thumperings, on 12/08/2007, -6/+98yo but bruthas be turnin down the hardness when tryin to curl n hugup on some honeyboo cuz..like... They be showin they softer gentler ( i wont kill our baby iffin' we havez 1. .... side)
- qber, on 12/08/2007, -1/+86He seems to have trouble writing lower case f's though. Half of them are backward or were backward and corrected.
- InuX, on 12/08/2007, -0/+83Did anyone else laugh after reading the first two lines?
- hasahugedig, on 12/08/2007, -5/+88English, motherf*cker! Do you speak it?!
- OttawaMarcin, on 12/08/2007, -2/+82It's funny cause in Crip City people live until the age of 15.
- RoshanK, on 12/08/2007, -1/+79it's gangirly.
- Yodan1, on 12/08/2007, -2/+79***** retards. Where is Bill Cosby's ghettosburg address when you need him....
- HunterTV, on 12/08/2007, -4/+79DON'T BE HATIN'!
- TheDreadDiggerD, on 12/08/2007, -4/+76This isn't our future. This is our present.
- Hawkeye05, on 12/08/2007, -3/+70English Version:
Dearest Shelly,
Why would you destroy that letter I sent you? Are you playing a game with me? What did your significant other say when he read that letter? I certainly hope he wasn't angered, why did you say i was unattractive? When i wrote that letter the other day i didn't mean Yale is horrible, I meant Yale is great. Because if i beat Yale in chess that means i am at Harvard, and i am truly a Yale man, not to disrespect your brother but Yale is statistically better than Harvard. I once fantasized about you Shelly, may i have your number so i may contact you someday? I felt downtrodden when you called me unattractive, is your significant other upset over our last exchange? Would he like to exchange arguments? Also, why did Sarah say i looked like a geeky Harvard student, I sincerely believe that I look better in appearance than your significant other.
I will buy you any gifts you would ever want, you are my dream, even though the feelings aren't mutual. What school does your significant other go to? I would like to make his acquaintance, why hasn't he ever come to see you? If he doesn't buy you gifts then you should reconsider this relationship. I believe that I am much better than he is, if you were to be with me you would be the first woman that i didn't adulterate, however I know that he is adulterating you, I deeply care for you, and hope you choose me instead of that scallywag.
My head hurts. - techmonk, on 12/08/2007, -1/+65Yes... George Bush's. Remember...He doesn't like no black people, cuz.
- WebWorker, on 12/08/2007, -1/+65You be sheltered cuz
- InuX, on 12/08/2007, -3/+66What I love more is the way she tried editing the word pussy.
- Nerfdude, on 12/08/2007, -4/+65girls problem? i got 99 problems but menstruation ain't one.
- Klarth, on 12/08/2007, -0/+55Because everybody knows black people are only called Shaquille and Tyrone.
- TDTech, on 12/08/2007, -0/+53I WILL NEVER HAVE KIDS WITH YOU.
- Fracture98, on 12/08/2007, -1/+53You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think...
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