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- inactive, on 07/19/2009, -13/+454He died for your sins, now he's back for your brains!
- chocula78, on 07/19/2009, -17/+346It would be awesome if they added a Jesus zombie to L4D.
- mattgilberg, on 07/19/2009, -9/+233Well, technically he's right.
- schplat, on 07/19/2009, -12/+235SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!
/farnsworth - Absyrd2, on 07/19/2009, -8/+161Jesus Christ, that would be awesome.
- TwwIX, on 07/20/2009, -4/+132Thou shall not kill!
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… … … … … |. . . . . . . . .. . . . |::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/. . . . . . . . . /. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . - vsujohn2, on 07/19/2009, -17/+116http://www.ibnjuferi.com/wp-content/uploads/christ ...
- h8red42, on 07/19/2009, -16/+114JESUS ATE MY BRAIN!
- DrakeGTA, on 07/19/2009, -2/+94Not a single person going to point out that he's "The Buddy Christ" from Dogma? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddy_Christ
- spriggig, on 07/19/2009, -4/+86He should be riding a dinosaur.
- ZenMojo, on 07/19/2009, -9/+85Jesus wasn't a zombie. Nor was he a ghost like some people imply:
http://digg.com/d16ctE
Ghouls and zombies are mindless and eat human flesh, revenants are evil and come back to terrorize the living, wraiths and ghosts are noncorporeal, which means Thomas couldn't have put his fingers in his wounds. And Jesus came back and kicked it during the daytime, which means he wasn't a vampire.
If anything, Jesus would have been closer to a lich. He still maintained the wounds from his death and during life he brought Lazarus back, which means he had influence over the dead. I find the constant ignorant equation of Jesus with the mindless undead is merely an attempt to offend the religious with its irreverence. But it's just not accurate.
/geek - OPR8R, on 07/19/2009, -4/+69Well played...
I could hear the movie trailer guy voice when I read it. - tehAleksandrRox, on 07/19/2009, -2/+55AND HE WANTS OUR HEARTS
- Jaime2000, on 07/19/2009, -3/+56http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0712 ...
Here is a version that won't strain your eyes. - Bots, on 07/19/2009, -11/+58Christianity -
The Belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who has his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yeah, makes perfect sense. - t0x2c, on 07/19/2009, -3/+38Except the lactose variant. :(
- macmcraeart, on 07/19/2009, -2/+33neither - he' making a statement for comedy.
- Nicoon, on 07/20/2009, -3/+31Jesus ate my neighbors.
- cJw314, on 07/19/2009, -1/+24"Jesus was crucified, died and was buried, and in three days, rose again. He ascended into heaven, and it seated at the right hand of the Father."
- vonsama, on 07/19/2009, -3/+25If they did zombie raptor jesus though, the only thing to counter that would be a chainsaw wielding bear cavalry.
that would be epic to watch. - eyepennies, on 07/19/2009, -7/+29Not to be a buzzkill, but how is that intolerant?
- Nicoon, on 07/20/2009, -11/+31"Ghouls and zombies are mindless"
Well, this *IS* Christianity we're talking about here. - MaxMyers, on 07/19/2009, -1/+19Kinda hard to read.
- binaryloop, on 07/20/2009, -3/+20I like turtles!
- FervinsUlterius, on 07/19/2009, -2/+19I was going to, but I realized he is doing it wrong. He's supposed to be giving a thumbs up with one hand and pointing with the other.
- pixelguru, on 07/20/2009, -2/+18The zombie last supper is still my all-time favorite.
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?showB ... - OPR8R, on 07/19/2009, -1/+15I think he did it just to prove he could, then he went back to heaven.
- clouds31, on 07/19/2009, -2/+13Everyone's doing it at school.
- sandersdamnit, on 07/20/2009, -1/+11Just another biased zombist article. Live-wing media is so zombist. Hur dur.
- Rocketbird, on 07/20/2009, -2/+12RIP George Carlin, "creator" of the Buddy Christ.
- monkiboi, on 07/19/2009, -8/+18That guy must get a lot of zombie pussy.
- Secret7000, on 07/19/2009, -5/+15Where's the intolerance?
- rwiggum, on 07/19/2009, -6/+16That's nothing.
http://www.robotpanic.com/rpimages/DSC01702.JPG
Source:
http://www.robotpanic.com/?p=2459
(From the 2008 World Zombie Day march) - SilverBack101, on 07/20/2009, -1/+11GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! O_o
- Lane, on 07/19/2009, -6/+15The dead rise again!!
- Larsonal777, on 07/20/2009, -1/+8MrFisty... I sure hope this is the first thread related to Christianity you've posted in...
You could say he had other adventures. He came back for 40 days (the forty days of Easter). And then he ascended into heaven. Little facto for you... the church teaches there are only 2 people who have kept their bodies when they went to heaven... can you guess who they are? - pstroll, on 07/19/2009, -1/+8Jesus didn't wear black oxfords. Also, an eggshell robe with red sash is a bit gauche even for a halfling deity.
- martage, on 07/19/2009, -5/+12Jesus Christ; he's eating my brains!
- Astrofabrical, on 07/20/2009, -1/+8AND OUR MONEY!
- teamgwho, on 07/20/2009, -4/+11As one of the organizer for the nj zombie walk, I'm getting a kick out of these comments.
//s'riously, I am an organizer. and I am getting a kick out of these comments.
//seems no shame in pimping my event: www.asburyparkzombiewalk.com - JFitzpatrick, on 07/20/2009, -2/+9They seem pretty pro-zombie to me. Don't be so judgmental.
- oriondr, on 07/20/2009, -1/+7Yeah, I think that was somewhere in the Book of Chad.
- VegaObscura3, on 07/20/2009, -0/+6Where do you intend to get the dinosaur?
- contradictator, on 07/20/2009, -2/+8Man, to think that the next time we see The Professor, he might sound completely different!
- Davisourus, on 07/20/2009, -1/+7It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
- depro9, on 07/19/2009, -6/+12http://tinyurl.com/cvongr ;)
- awicks89, on 07/19/2009, -2/+8who's awesome? you're awesome!
- Kakumeikeahi, on 07/20/2009, -2/+7No! My highscore!
QQ - Realrocker1989, on 07/20/2009, -0/+5WHOOOSH
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