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- jester55, on 11/01/2007, -7/+71www.iamgoingtokillmyselfandneedsomeassistance.com/lordhavemercy/depression/suicide_help.aspx?ref=phone_hold_message&m=pill it took me a google search to figure out wtf an ampersand was. i just call it the "and sign".
- spesic, on 10/31/2007, -5/+45"If you are an emo looking for attention, say.... I'm a douchebag!" :)))))
- D3koy, on 10/31/2007, -0/+39Is this a suicide prevention or assistance hotline?
- Phatlip012, on 11/01/2007, -0/+33The waiting song should have been Van Halens "Jump"
- mraustin1337, on 11/02/2007, -0/+26Hey! All of my personal information on digg!
- mraustin1337, on 11/02/2007, -2/+23I just bought that domain.
- mrASSMAN, on 11/02/2007, -3/+22what is wrong with you..
- paranoidbrick, on 10/30/2007, -1/+19FAKE! He obviously puts his thumb over the top at the end.
- InsaneMachine, on 10/30/2007, -0/+10Are you sure? The description doesn't seem to match.
- ldbjr, on 10/30/2007, -0/+10Best song to use as hold music on a suicide hot line? - Van Halen's "Jump". I used to say that all the time back when that crap came out.
- shortarabguy, on 10/30/2007, -0/+9I AGREE WITH THE IMPLICATION OF YOUR RHETORICAL QUESTION, AND USING ALL CAPITAL LETTERS HELPED YOU CONVEY YOUR MESSAGE.
- ldbjr, on 10/30/2007, -0/+8I guess I wasn't the only one...
- markperia, on 11/05/2007, -0/+8a mini hottie.
- SlvrEagle23, on 10/30/2007, -3/+11When has an ASPX page ever made me *not* want to commit suicide? Probably built in VB too! ;)
- shahruz84, on 12/17/2008, -0/+6no, this is: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1777701
jihad suicide hotline! - rickbauls, on 10/30/2007, -0/+6i liked it more say that it said to PRESS or say. I guess with text messaging today there are phones with a "I'm an emo douchebag" button.
- inactive, on 10/30/2007, -0/+5It is! Those pills are laxatives too! The monogram on the pill says SLX 102 which is just Fleet pills! Eeesh!
- stklaw, on 10/30/2007, -0/+5"I'm a douchebag!"
- D3koy, on 10/30/2007, -2/+7Ok, in my defense, the title was "Worst Suicide Hotling Ever" when I dugg this...
- lordbeef, on 10/30/2007, -1/+6In an alternate universe, there would be a show for Cracked TV instead of Mad TV. That would be a nice universe
- Metis2be, on 10/30/2007, -0/+4I hope you start hammering nails into your eyes tonight.
- arcooke, on 10/30/2007, -0/+3I wasn't aware you could make changes to your submissions..
- nnagflar, on 10/30/2007, -0/+3Yeah, the lighting was all wrong! Wait, what?
- EvilDr.X, on 10/30/2007, -0/+3I thought so. I looked at it, laughed at "hotling", then the page refreshed and it said hotline. I thought I was going crazy for a minute
- grantmoore3d, on 10/30/2007, -0/+3Damn, I guess I should have checked digg comments before actually listening to it many times to type out the address and try it... would have saved me... a couple minutes
www.Iamgoingtokillmyselfandneedsomeassistance.com/lordhavemercy/depression/suicide_help.aspx?ref=phone_hold_message&m=pills - PRlME, on 10/30/2007, -0/+2apache mod rewrite needed
- bpollay, on 10/30/2007, -0/+2Everything from cracked makes it to the front page these days. I'm not complaining, its a hilarious website.
- saifatlast, on 11/04/2007, -3/+5Sweet mother of crap that was lame.
- gep642, on 11/03/2007, -0/+2What you get when you put a zergling in an oven.
- niteskunk, on 10/30/2007, -0/+2Moderators, likely. I've clicked on stories in my reader that ended up being inexistent, my guess is those got deleted by mods.
- arcooke, on 10/30/2007, -0/+1The first one is funny.. the 2nd one is really dumb.
- puttly, on 10/30/2007, -0/+1on a side note... does anyone know the name of that song that was playing?
- EvilDr.X, on 10/30/2007, -2/+3I'd like to know that, too. Now everyone who pointed out the typo is getting dugg down.
- inactive, on 11/04/2007, -1/+2wow that was so funny :(
- JD52, on 10/30/2007, -0/+1http://overlyrandom.com/?p=38
Related? - TheIinLive, on 10/30/2007, -0/+1yeah wow, this sounds pretty bad. and I have a feeling it's true.
- omglucifer, on 10/30/2007, -1/+2HAHA! Cause he was totally unoriginal and wanted to copy an old comedy show, and of course there's no chance he decided to put his own spin on it or something!!!
You're stupid and I hate you. See the vast amounts of comments on any other site ever for exactly the same kind of comment.
At least the internet, and thus any other site ever, is more recent than ten to twenty years ago. - Mike89, on 10/30/2007, -0/+1Nice one :)
- Dax420, on 10/30/2007, -0/+1Ha-Ha Owned
- X9001, on 11/01/2007, -0/+1Wonder how many people he has prevented from killing themselves
- skyfire1, on 10/30/2007, -0/+1I wanted to see the guy swallow the pills for realism.
- ersatzphi, on 10/30/2007, -0/+1does anyone know what the song was at the end...I recognized it and can't figure it out and its driving me nuts.
- dchoi22, on 11/04/2007, -4/+4This is a top digg? terrible... terrible... what a waste of my time.
- ryryindo, on 10/30/2007, -1/+1just me? or did that start sounding like the f%*king apple care line?
help me out fanboys/girls/others - nishay, on 11/04/2007, -3/+3not that funny
- shortarabguy, on 10/30/2007, -1/+1http://www.funnyordie.com/jihadsuicidehotline
I prefer the actual origin of the videos, and not just middle men like College Humor, when I can help it.
Also, you get access to both of the( currently 2) videos out. - iancorey, on 10/30/2007, -1/+1HAHA! Cause that's what it's like when you get put on hold! HaLOLzorbwaofl!
Dumb. See "Married With Children" c.1989 for the exact same joke. - TyR88, on 10/30/2007, -1/+1i dont even want to know what kind of nasty stories you've been clicking
- oball, on 11/01/2007, -0/+0Or the theme from M*A*S*H.
- Hoxie, on 10/31/2007, -6/+5If this is true, I have lost faith in humanity.
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