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Worst Porno Ever (SFW Pic)

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  • thscientist1, on 11/09/2009, -0/+318I like how you stole an old photoshop contest
  • rubixcubez, on 11/08/2009, -6/+242Sorry but 'porno' and 'SFW' just dont mix well...
  • themadrammer, on 11/09/2009, -0/+181Impregnating your mom.
  • piieerrrree, on 11/09/2009, -0/+169http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1831503
    I disagree.
  • Truedirt, on 11/08/2009, -1/+168I wonder what role did Uncle Bill play in this movie?
  • PlasticHotDog, on 11/09/2009, -0/+143Would be funnier if done using real markers and not in MS Paint.
  • snowrail, on 11/09/2009, -0/+96A friend of mine celebrates "conception week" to bug their parents...
  • Jamikest, on 11/09/2009, -1/+89YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
  • Chile3000, on 11/08/2009, -1/+59I disagree. My version was shot on beta
  • Atario, on 11/09/2009, -1/+55We better contact the owner of the contest, so he/she can get it back.
  • ThantiK, on 11/09/2009, -1/+48Uncle....dad?
  • sekander94, on 11/09/2009, -0/+45"SFW" - There's your problem right there.
    For anyone interested, the photoshop competition this came from: http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_38_the-15-worst-p ...
  • Takuro, on 11/09/2009, -4/+43The first time I saw this, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur...
  • tgc1, on 11/09/2009, -0/+30*banjos*
  • Rachy88, on 11/09/2009, -1/+26You lied to me... you said my FATHER was my father, but my UNCLE is my father. MY FATHER IS MY UNCLE.
  • NekroJesus, on 11/09/2009, -0/+23best boy grip?
  • KooperG, on 11/09/2009, -0/+20THAT was awesome!
  • ZincSaucier, on 11/09/2009, -0/+19you mean paintbrush contest?
  • Encephalon, on 11/09/2009, -0/+18Fluffer?
  • fatbastard12, on 11/09/2009, -0/+17He rode the other end of your mom.
  • maverick1989, on 11/09/2009, -0/+17NO
  • rayishu, on 11/09/2009, -0/+16Uncle Bill played the milk man
  • Thorpe, on 11/09/2009, -0/+15With narration by James Earl Jones?
  • Atario, on 11/09/2009, -1/+16Excuse me, but I think you're doing it wrong.
  • dlan4327, on 11/09/2009, -0/+14That was ***** hilarious. Here, go on, grab a handful of Internets.

    Well ***** played, Sir. :D
  • EnTaroTassadar, on 11/09/2009, -0/+13Seriously. What's a blank VHS cost these days, $0.05? Although, you'll probably spend more in gas trying to find a place that'll sell one of those, so maybe MS Paint wasn't such a bad option, anyway.
  • aprycot, on 11/09/2009, -0/+12This is especially wrong because my uncle Bill has Down's syndrome...
  • shinkou, on 11/09/2009, -3/+15The odds are you won't be sued by the MPAA for torrenting it.
  • JoeCool1986, on 11/09/2009, -0/+12O_o
  • cryinlion85, on 11/09/2009, -0/+12Samuel L. Jackson.
  • mkriss5681, on 11/09/2009, -1/+13Give it to your kids on their 16th birthday. A good way to guarantee they'll never have sex.
  • tgc1, on 11/09/2009, -0/+11Can I just get you to sign right here?

    Customer Signature X ______________________________

    Your shipment of Fail has arrived.
  • LomasLou, on 11/09/2009, -0/+11Spoiler Alert: He's not just your Uncle.
  • Janv1er, on 11/09/2009, -1/+11They never told me about Uncle Bill..
  • hivoltage815, on 11/09/2009, -0/+9What the heck, no one should ever be buried for an Arrested Development line. You know who you are.
  • dlan4327, on 11/09/2009, -0/+9A special guest role. Obviously.
  • michaelgreece, on 11/09/2009, -0/+8OYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
  • KooperG, on 11/09/2009, -0/+8and people (Truedirt) wonder WHY they are retards....
  • Orbital101, on 11/09/2009, -2/+10Nice job taking it out of the context of the whole article... which was linked on Digg just recently.

    Seriously, submitters: Contribute whatever you want, but give credit where it's due.
  • Ohnodonho, on 11/09/2009, -0/+8What model is it?

    I run a Model T-Rex.
  • Edgers, on 11/09/2009, -0/+8Or give them a Digg account
  • Nerfdude, on 11/09/2009, -4/+11http://epiconeliner.com/
  • swordedge, on 11/09/2009, -1/+8My parents never did that to make me! It was immaculate conception!!!!!
  • Wazzuper1, on 11/09/2009, -0/+7That video looks like it has been ripped from another site or the flash compression is really that bad.
    Better quality video: http://www.keithschofield.com/diesel/

    The director of the video is Keith Schofield. He also directed Toe Jam: http://www.keithschofield.com/the-bpa/

  • iritegood, on 11/09/2009, -1/+8Um... Wikipedia: "The dogma states that, from the first moment of her existence, she was preserved by God from the lack of sanctifying grace that afflicts mankind, and that she was instead filled with divine grace. It is further believed by Catholics that she lived a life completely free from sin.[1] Her immaculate conception in the womb of her mother, through sexual intercourse, should not be confused with the doctrine of the virginal conception of her son Jesus, known as the Virgin Birth."

    So God chose only one of his children to save from sin, which he proceeded to knock up, who gave birth to his son (really him, but still his son), Jesus Christ, who was really God but still human and who died for our sins and then came back a to life a few days later.

    As a non-christian, am I understanding this right?
  • adasha, on 11/09/2009, -0/+7Rule 34 dude
  • GlitchEnzo, on 11/09/2009, -0/+6It certainly does refer to the conceiving of Mary. It has nothing at all to do with Jesus.

    "The Immaculate Conception is the conception of the Virgin Mary without any stain of original sin."

    "Mary's immaculate conception in the womb of her mother (Anne), through sexual intercourse, should not be confused with the doctrine of the virginal conception of her son Jesus, known as the Virgin Birth."

  • CanadaMan87, on 11/09/2009, -1/+7More like ejaculate consumption.
  • asnider, on 11/09/2009, -0/+6Why wouldn't you have submitted the entire Cracked article?
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