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  • inactive, on 01/02/2009, -30/+1635who takes a ***** at a bar?
  • czeman, on 01/02/2009, -25/+890That's a dumb jock for you.
  • PCGUY112887, on 01/03/2009, -9/+615If ya gotta go, you gotta go...
  • borez, on 01/03/2009, -12/+543I like this one:

    <Gargantua> I use php and c
    <*****> I use pcp and H.
  • androo002345, on 01/03/2009, -3/+425I'm so glad you mentioned this. I've worked at bars for several years and one thing you'll quickly find out is that men never ***** at the bar. We'll hold it until we get home. We might piss everywhere but we don't *****.

    Girls restrooms on the other hand...let me just say that if you ever get the chance to go into the girl's restroom at the bar you'll walk out thinking that every single attractive woman in that place is responsible for the ***** still floating in stall 2. Dear lord...
  • Chalks777, on 01/03/2009, -6/+387Wow, that was a blast from the past.
    *puts on robe and wizard hat*
  • danj321, on 01/03/2009, -3/+327Reminds me of worst joke ever.


    A guy walks in to a bar.
    His alcoholism is destroying his family.
  • liljay2k, on 01/03/2009, -23/+324Punching the *****-taker in the face was the best idea Bryan could of ever came up with.
  • anagoge, on 01/03/2009, -4/+280Karma will catch up with Bryan.

    Or, perhaps it caught up with the guy in the stall...
  • goodbick, on 01/03/2009, -8/+261Kinda funny but pretty obviously made up. A drunk person who has to vomit is going to go for the path of least resistance, so instead of ridiculously kicking open a stall door im pretty sure he'd use one of the many bathroom sinks, garbage cans, or hell even the floor
  • MarshalBanana, on 01/03/2009, -3/+245Girl is do not poo?
  • Impressa, on 01/02/2009, -77/+306the guy in the stall got ***** owned
  • tehShane, on 01/03/2009, -5/+218I'm not gunna lie, this is old as *****. At least it's still kinda funny though.
    I've had so many people try to pass this off as their own tale to me. >:(
  • honeymustardn, on 01/03/2009, -5/+190Where's the image?
  • tramblings, on 01/03/2009, -2/+164I don't get it. I looked up those hex colors. Green and purple. I missed the joke.
  • Cl1mh4224rd, on 01/03/2009, -4/+161> "who takes a ***** at a bar?"

    Not me. That's gross. I ***** in the toilet in a stall in the restroom in the establishment.
  • colasrtney, on 01/03/2009, -0/+151Meanwhile an executive across town is paying to have this done to him.
  • heyitsgarrett, on 01/03/2009, -12/+151I like turtles.
  • lowtolerance, on 01/03/2009, -9/+135I've seen this before, but I crack up everytime.
  • antonio97b, on 01/03/2009, -13/+120#608100 out of #875282. This is real old.
  • cathpah, on 01/03/2009, -1/+107if you're out in the woods....would you rather stand up and pee on the poison ivy, or sit in it?!

    if you're in a public restroom....would you rather pee into the toilet, or have to make physical contact with the toilet?!

    worse thing ever = when your dick rubs the front of the bowl, and you realize that many many others have made contact with the tip of their dick in the same place as yours.
  • jessenoob, on 01/03/2009, -5/+106I think you guys have forgotten the rules of the male restroom.
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw
  • camintmier, on 01/03/2009, -3/+103Here's a mirror. Site was giving me an SQL error.

    <cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
    <cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
    <cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
    <cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
    <emoti_conartist> lol
    <cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
    <cassius_clay13> so he ***** KICKS one of the stall doors open
    <cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a *****
    <emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
    <cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
    <cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh *****... if i were taking a ***** and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to ***** him up... so i'd better hit him first'
    <cassius_clay13> so he ***** SMACKS this guy in the face
    <cassius_clay13> and runs away
    <cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER
  • Spamiclese, on 01/03/2009, -5/+105Gotta love bash.org
  • Cl1mh4224rd, on 01/03/2009, -0/+99Looks like Darth_tater missed the joke about missing the joke...
  • ignisatra, on 01/03/2009, -9/+107Worst joke ever:

    What noise does a baby make when you put it into a blender?

    I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
  • inactive, on 01/03/2009, -15/+99no way.. worst night ever...

    iim hanging out with the boys and i get the call..

    " babe im pregnant"

    my life is in shambles..




  • inactive, on 01/03/2009, -1/+82Wish more people on Digg actually knew what IRL is.
  • sleeknerve, on 01/03/2009, -3/+83I'd hate to be this guys date
  • Braxo, on 01/03/2009, -4/+82Even worse joke:

    What did the deaf blind kid get for Christmas?

    A: Cancer
  • houndeyex, on 01/03/2009, -1/+74Someone who ate the food.
  • redrabbit, on 01/03/2009, -19/+92Seemed like a smart move to me.
  • thesprucegoose, on 01/03/2009, -16/+88Girl's don't poo.
  • Cloned, on 01/03/2009, -3/+75Most bash conversations are obviously made up. They're still funny, though.
  • Tyedunn, on 01/03/2009, -14/+83oh god that is funny, i wonder if the guy finished his poo
  • twiztidsinz, on 01/03/2009, -10/+79*****....
    Digg because its funny?
    Bury because everyone (should have) seen it?
    Bash.org should be required reading for the internet.
    http://bash.org/?top http://bash.org/?top2
  • nerdherder, on 01/03/2009, -0/+68Why the hell would you wanna just sit there on a nasty bar toilet out of choice?
  • mihkeltt, on 01/03/2009, -2/+68*****
  • rebizzle9, on 01/03/2009, -4/+66Poo the girl's do in fact.
  • digitalpencil, on 01/03/2009, -4/+66well, if you're going to puke on some poor sod while they're taking a dump, it's probably a good idea to knock him the ***** out before he retaliates..
  • bajanboost, on 01/03/2009, -5/+65Poo in fact does girl.
  • UKsHaDoW, on 01/03/2009, -0/+57I think you over estmate being a black belt.

    If some knocked the cubicle door, puked on me, and then knocked me out. It would not give me much time react, in that time. I'd just be like wtf, in a state of shock.
  • Duffalpha, on 01/03/2009, -1/+55Pow! Right in the pisser!
  • orangefly, on 01/03/2009, -1/+53so....he got the ***** beat out of him....???....
  • amy31415, on 01/03/2009, -0/+51You think your life is in shambles, that poor kid has you for a father.
  • BenKaras, on 01/03/2009, -4/+55Fact in poo the girl's do.
  • quaxon, on 01/03/2009, -5/+55some would consider that a great night

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d ...
    http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/te ...
  • h4mx0r, on 01/03/2009, -5/+53Pow! Right in the kisser!
  • SirB, on 01/03/2009, -6/+54Mmm, not really. A sick person would take the nearest sink. A drunk and sick person would usually do something retarded, like smashing a door.
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