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  • leopardflames, on 07/03/2008, -3/+173i thought it was "Money √ Evil"
    therefore
    "Women = Evil"
  • inactive, on 07/03/2008, -8/+95If Woman = Time X Money Then Woman = Whore
  • Xyc0, on 07/04/2008, -6/+79HAR HAR HAR, this was so funny 20 years ago!
  • sint4x, on 07/03/2008, -2/+50Here is the more accurate version:

    time = money
    woman = money * money
    woman = (money)^2
    money = √evil
    woman = (√evil)^2
    Therefore,
    woman = evil
  • inactive, on 07/04/2008, -6/+501. Old
    2. Old
    3. ha. *sigh*
    4. Old
  • chetanthaker, on 07/04/2008, -5/+48FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Theorem to prove women are evil
  • greenroom628, on 07/03/2008, -3/+26according to biggie its: money^x=problems^x
  • inactive, on 07/04/2008, -1/+19If Money=Time X Woman Then Woman = Prostitute
  • Nintensity, on 07/03/2008, -0/+15I first saw it that way also.
  • thelastknowngod, on 07/03/2008, -0/+15thats the way ive been telling it since 7th grade...
  • thewordisberry, on 07/04/2008, -4/+19This is oooooooold.
  • Soave, on 07/04/2008, -2/+14Hey sweet, I remember 5th grade too.
  • neuens07, on 07/03/2008, -0/+10Good the first time, not so much the second
  • CasinoJack, on 07/04/2008, -0/+9That's no woman...That's a microwave!
  • wanzedk, on 07/04/2008, -1/+10Stop pretending to be the ladies' friend. You're not getting anything on Digg anyway.
  • artofwar420, on 07/04/2008, -0/+9This recommendation engine seems to do the job. Kudos Digg team.
  • wallryan, on 07/05/2008, -3/+11***** this is old as balls
  • jimmick, on 07/05/2008, -0/+7Buried for being stupidly old.
    If you've been to a high school library and/or have a Hotmail email account, you've seen this
    Also, this isn't even the original, why the hell did they give themselves an A+?
  • iizh, on 07/05/2008, -0/+6The fw: fw: fw: comment is itself getting rather old.
  • kozelouds, on 07/05/2008, -0/+6Shouldn't it be, "Women Explained Mathematically" instead?
  • batmanz, on 07/05/2008, -2/+8Still doesn't help me understand them.
  • beware001, on 07/05/2008, -1/+6another way to see it
    woman= |evil|
    or absolute evil
    more mathematically correct too
  • adidos, on 07/05/2008, -0/+5"you need time and money, therefore: Woman = Time x Money"
    Since when is "and" represented by multiplication instead of addition???
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  • thinktibits, on 07/05/2008, -0/+4A modern variation... :)
    http://thinktibits.blogspot.com/2008/07/woman-next ...
  • cardshark69, on 07/05/2008, -0/+4to beware001, you've got it back to front
    |a| = √(a^2)
    whereas it is correct to say a=(√a)^2

    in the former, a negative a would become positive after squaring, and then the square root makes it undefined by positive or negative
    in the latter, a negative a would be converted to an imaginary number, and then squared would return it to its correct negative state

    oh my god... what have i become
  • Raphyy, on 07/05/2008, -4/+8Old as a dead man's bawls
  • andy69fox, on 07/05/2008, -0/+4Technically, No, But.. You could always pull a GTA on her ass.
  • tallulahvulture, on 07/04/2008, -1/+5dugg and im a woman
  • LeviTheSmith, on 07/05/2008, -0/+3This isn't eBay.
  • booksnmore4you, on 07/05/2008, -1/+4My wife just saw me reading this and kicked my ass.
  • ..eD, on 07/05/2008, -0/+3which leads to:

    prostitute = problems

    I am sure New York's Spitzer would agree with that one.

  • wanzedk, on 07/04/2008, -0/+3Your math sucks. :( How does man become *****+ass? I thought that's what women consisted of.
  • trunkster, on 07/05/2008, -0/+2The love of money is the root of all evil.
  • klipseracer, on 07/05/2008, -0/+2#include < iostream >
    using namespace std;
    void hubbahubba(bool condom_on);
    int main()
    int money=100;
    bool bra=TRUE;

    {
    if(money==0)
    {
    return 0;
    }
    else {
    bra=FALSE;
    hubbahubba(1); //the static use of 1 is required to remain bug-free
    }
    return 0;
    }


    void hubbahubba(bool wrapped)
    {
    while(wrapped)
    {
    cout < < "ME LOVE YOU!";
    money=-1;
    }
  • rageguy, on 07/05/2008, -0/+26. Profit!
  • ZephyrNinety, on 07/05/2008, -0/+2Actually, it's not.
  • encrypteduser, on 07/05/2008, -0/+2if woman = time * money then woman = prostitute
    if prostitute = true then pimp_slap = woman - money + slap
  • klipseracer, on 07/05/2008, -0/+2I had to revise. The < signs don't play well with digg.


    #include < iostream >
    using namespace std;
    void hubbahubba(bool condom_on);
    int main()
    int money=100;
    bool bra=TRUE;

    {
    if(money==0) //checking the funds is MANDATORY before execution
    {
    return 0;
    }
    else {
    bra=FALSE;
    hubbahubba(1); //the static use of 1 is required to remain bug-free
    }
    cout < < "show is over fool!";
    return 0;
    }


    void hubbahubba(bool wrapped)
    {
    while(wrapped)
    {
    cout < < "ME LOVE YOU!";
    money=-1;
    if(money < 1)
    wrapped=FALSE;
    }


    I wonder if this compiles...
  • stk198323, on 07/05/2008, -0/+2You mean women's math sucks. :P
  • inactive, on 07/05/2008, -0/+210 print "argue with a woman"
    20 goto 10
  • inactive, on 07/05/2008, -6/+8It's true.
  • justapix, on 07/05/2008, -0/+2The Original
    http://www.funtoosh.com/f_images/girl_evil.gif
    Had this as my background after I broke up with an ex for awhile...yeah I was bitter

  • hanyuu, on 07/05/2008, -0/+2This is older than the internet.
  • H1tchh1k3r, on 07/05/2008, -0/+2HAY GUISE, CHECK OUT MY STOREE SO I CAN POSE AS FRIENDLY THEN ROPE YOU IN WITH SPAM.
  • M724, on 07/06/2008, -0/+2This is probably the 5831st time I saw it. No joke.
  • DefaultGen, on 07/05/2008, -0/+25. ???
  • inactive, on 07/05/2008, -0/+1LOL!
  • brett1337, on 07/05/2008, -1/+2i giggled at all the stuff that degrades women. that never gets old.
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