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WiFi Signals Are Like Prostitutes watch!

collegehumor.com — Girls are like Wireless Internet. Some are easier to access than others.

Who dugg this? Made popular Aug 26, 2009

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  • burythelurker, on 08/26/2009, -4/+232My girl is like my wireless internet - locked down tight and secure, but occasionally I lend my neighbors the password.

    Wait a minute...
  • kirbyriw, on 08/26/2009, -3/+178Damn that password, always *****-blocking me.
  • macromorgan, on 08/26/2009, -2/+104Then what's aircrack like? A roofie?
  • theaceoface, on 08/26/2009, -2/+100That was really funny, but I wouldn't portray WEP as a big aggressive guy... More like a small girl asking politely. WEP isn't exactly known for being secure.
  • jman583, on 08/26/2009, -3/+100That Ganny with the dial-up tone brought back some painful memories.
  • lazyslacker, on 08/26/2009, -7/+93lol, WEP? Give me about 15 minutes with backtrack...
  • allodude, on 08/26/2009, -1/+81Basically you listen in on multiple people having sex with one hooker, picking up on certain sounds they repeat. Then you formulate a password from these sounds and test it on the pimp. Sounds legit.
  • WhiteSquall57, on 08/26/2009, -0/+72They could have made that so much funnier...
  • R0ko, on 08/26/2009, -0/+61WEP is a joke.
  • Junior612, on 08/26/2009, -2/+60He really wanted to hit that G spot.
  • DiggerLater, on 08/26/2009, -1/+54He should have just guessed "Linksys"
  • siddster, on 08/26/2009, -3/+52Me and that granny used to make some funky music back in the day...
  • rdoger6424, on 08/26/2009, -0/+45give me 10 minutes with aircrack... and 5 of those minutes are because I forgot the damn commands!
  • Zippo, on 08/26/2009, -1/+43All mah bitches be protectin' themselves with WPA2.
  • orangefly, on 08/26/2009, -2/+41stop typing with your face....
  • wramos09, on 08/26/2009, -0/+33Mr. T
  • klipseracer, on 08/26/2009, -0/+30That Wireless G spot. Tell her its all about Wireless N now.
  • inactive, on 08/26/2009, -0/+26if the WEP guy looks like that, how would the WPA2-AES guy look like?
  • NYankes2000, on 08/26/2009, -0/+20why not call them rapies?
  • inactive, on 08/26/2009, -1/+21Personally, I'm always able to steal my neighbors password because they make their password ''password''
  • partymachine, on 08/25/2009, -11/+31that is awesome!
  • phpchris, on 08/26/2009, -0/+19In a tank.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAJ9Nsyp490
  • MicrosoftAccess, on 08/26/2009, -0/+18It honestly took me 24 hours to download 1 mp3 on dial up using napster.
  • KibblesnBitts, on 08/26/2009, -6/+23I'll save you even more:

    Citizen Kane - Rosebud is his sled
    Crying Game - girl has a penis
    Fight Club - the narrator and Tyler Durden are the same person, they blow up the credit buildings
    Titanic - The boat sinks, jack dies, Rose has the diamond
    A Goofy Movie - Max impresses his girl, starts a beautiful relationship with his dad that he forgets about by the time he goes to college
    The Brave Little Toaster - Toaster and the rest of the appliances make it back to their Master after almost dying a bunch of times
    Space Jam - Michael Jordan and the Looney Toons win, the hot shot players of the 90s get their talents back
    Good Burger - Mondo Burger gets destroyed, Good Burger comes out on top

    Happy? You know what, sometimes you do not actually save time, some people actually want to watch the damn movie/video.
  • amanilaenvelope, on 08/26/2009, -0/+15***** YOU, YOU RUINED GOOFY FOR ME!!!!!!!!
  • wramos09, on 08/26/2009, -0/+15"But wouldn't they be called floories?"
  • DiggerLater, on 08/26/2009, -0/+15"I want to give you data sooo baaad"
    Wow that was hot. God, I need a skanky GF.
  • ryanfaith88, on 08/26/2009, -0/+14I typically hold someone in their family hostage until they tell me the key
  • FACT, on 08/26/2009, -0/+12*racial remark*
  • JDoorjam, on 08/26/2009, -0/+12Like this: http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_01/kenyaP ...
  • L0NER, on 08/26/2009, -0/+10pure digg genius
  • Tiak, on 08/26/2009, -0/+10Who wanted to watch Good Burger exactly?...
  • digitalpencil, on 08/26/2009, -0/+10same as a lot of CH videos, they have good ideas, good production values but half the time they are severely lacking in execution.. still, this one was at least funny which is more than i can say for some of their latest offerings.
  • Khirzask, on 08/26/2009, -0/+9Dugg for T-qualizer. Always wondered what it actually looked like going.
  • HEAVYisSPY, on 08/26/2009, -2/+11just because something is offensive doesn't make it any less funny.
  • stufflebean, on 08/26/2009, -0/+9I'll bet her name was 'linksys'.
  • mrpunman, on 08/26/2009, -1/+9Reading your comment is like reading Onion articles. Whenever the WTF moment arrived, I looked at your name, and I realized it's syntaxgs
  • IHaveIssues, on 08/26/2009, -0/+8Ah the memories... but it was worth it because that song was a one-hot wonder and I'll be damned if I was going to pay $30 for the whole album.
  • snake1025, on 08/26/2009, -0/+8@ryanfaith88: It's a new feature in ubuntu
  • tech42er, on 08/26/2009, -1/+8@csimpkins

    It's not that it's a "spoiler alert"; it's that a ***** text description of the video can not substitute for the video itself!
  • inactive, on 08/26/2009, -0/+7Granny was hilarious. I thought for a minute that that crack whore Wifi connection was being played by Juliette Lewis. She kind of looks like her from certain angles.
  • inactive, on 08/26/2009, -0/+7I started not to watch it because,as a woman I thought the title was offensive. But.... I watched it anyway. I thought it was funny. It would be offensive. Sorry to say the shot it takes at hookers walking the street for sell and the pimp being comparied the WiFi and WEP are not offensive to me, because I am not a hooker and I would never choose to be one nor would I allow myself to get involved in drugs, thus becoming the free connecting crack whore either. That is why I don't see a problem with this. While your comment is well meaning, sometimes it's okay to take things for what they are "a joke". You just can't take it all so seriously. It's just for giggles. Please don't be offended by my comment. It isn't meant to offend, it's just my opinion.
  • FACT, on 08/26/2009, -0/+6cool story
  • rambomcfly, on 08/26/2009, -0/+6syntaxgs explains things so well. Very enlightening.
  • superflyy, on 08/26/2009, -0/+6yay i not most stupid internet
  • burketo, on 08/26/2009, -0/+6Or a helicopter:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oedSu5T1jaQ&fea ...

    Or a Jeep:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGRWh9A6zho&fea ...

    Sorry, I just love those ads.
  • mrpunman, on 08/26/2009, -1/+7WTF, I just wasted my time reading your comment csimpkins
  • inactive, on 08/26/2009, -0/+5muahahahahahahahahah i cracked myself out lmfao
  • Erik1421, on 08/26/2009, -0/+5He probably got a virus. For doing it "unprotected".
  • scy1192, on 08/26/2009, -0/+5http://www.dillyeo.com/Product/Detail/6890
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