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Why You Don't Get High And Write An Essay

bannedinhollywood.com — ...Paper's Over, I just lost the game, didn't I?

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  • WhiskeyWrites, on 07/02/2008, -1/+20So much failure in so few words....
    • PrometheusZero, on 07/03/2008, -1/+1So much failure that it's so much win?
  • nohero, on 07/02/2008, -2/+8pretty good essay
    • SmokinWeed, on 07/03/2008, -0/+0I'd say he deserves a scholarship
  • Swallowell, on 07/02/2008, -4/+14Dugg for Halocaust!
  • Kune171, on 07/02/2008, -10/+4Epic Fail!
  • guillebravo6, on 07/02/2008, -2/+9You think outside the box, and sometimes too far! Trust me I've done this before, haha
  • hvsahin, on 07/02/2008, -6/+6Down already. Mirror?
  • greenroom628, on 07/02/2008, -7/+7should've gotten at least partial credit for honesty...
  • btschul, on 07/03/2008, -1/+43Mel Gibson's high school english term paper.
  • db0255, on 07/03/2008, -3/+6I could understand him writing this paper high, and not paying attention. But that still doesn't explain why he would turn it in. I bet he spent more time on the header than the paper.
    • fpaudon, on 07/03/2008, -3/+11maybe it's because it's FAKE

      and this is the part where i get dugg down for having no sense of humour
    • supermanly, on 07/03/2008, -1/+1This is where I get dugg down.

      I use a template for MLA formatting ***** so it's not 100% bs.

      Who am I kidding, this is completely faked. Why am I ***** analyzing it?
    • PhrosTT, on 07/03/2008, -1/+2yeah... who digg's this *****.

      oh look i wrote retarded *****... printed it... put cliche red 'teacher' marker comments... scanned & posted it.

      ...the worst part is it's neither funny nor believable. please pick one route and stick to it, cuz this middleground fails in both respects.
    • xsquirrel378x, on 07/03/2008, -1/+1its fake you ***** jerk
  • BECoole, on 07/03/2008, -4/+8But... but..but... Pot makes you better at EVERYTHING!

    Lol!
  • antileet, on 07/03/2008, -0/+10not very original, probably a fake too
  • noahgelman, on 07/03/2008, -4/+1Server failed, so I wait till its back up or mirror
  • Metatron197, on 07/03/2008, -2/+13he got a G for great
    • idavidtang, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1I think that's 6 points. For effort.
  • Ex3poo, on 07/03/2008, -1/+9Mirror please?

  • prgmctan, on 07/03/2008, -2/+9Your site has used more than 20% CPU
  • m0zzie, on 07/03/2008, -1/+11"made popular 1 min ago"

    ..and it's down. nice.
    • cwhitaker, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1"Why you don't get high and post this on Digg"
  • ohmytodd, on 07/03/2008, -1/+8I can just see this turning into a NaughtyAmerica video.

    • cl2yp71c, on 07/03/2008, -2/+1I think Brazzers had a similar one.
    • solesoul, on 07/03/2008, -0/+2*realizes that digging this comment up reveals your taste in porn*
  • Clark, on 07/03/2008, -3/+3Oh cool..., down that quick.
  • Samuraikhx, on 07/03/2008, -1/+7um..mirror?
  • Labyrinth336, on 07/03/2008, -4/+5bong rips for Jesus
  • floridiot2, on 07/03/2008, -4/+2A for effort.
  • TexasMd91, on 07/03/2008, -2/+63Its obvious that the Holocaust was a lie creating by US corporations owned by Jews so they can get some more money for their Jewish habits. They still think that we should give them stuff because some guy with a bowl cut had their ancestors killed 700 years ago.
    Okay to be honest, I really don't pay attention in your class, and I'm really high right now... Papers over, I just lose the game, didn't I?



    Teacher's comment.
    YES
    Are you crazy?
    SEE ME (circled)
  • joewashere, on 07/03/2008, -2/+23this server went down quicker than a dirty hooker on a saturday night in reno.

    trust me i know...and its not a pretty sight.
    • 800266622, on 07/03/2008, -1/+2that was a bad night for me...
    • SigmaDraconis, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1I shot a man there once, but only just to watch him die. No special occasion.
  • 10000000, on 07/03/2008, -5/+2This guy has a really interesting theory that needs to be further investigated. I'd bet to say WWII was fake too.
  • CrimsonBlur, on 07/03/2008, -1/+7Either this is fake, or he was so high when he decided to turn this in he thought it would be hilarious.
  • EatChex89, on 07/03/2008, -0/+6The teacher writes "see me" in order to give the student another chance to fix his grade.

    We will hear about it in tomorrow's news.
  • joemofo214, on 07/03/2008, -3/+2mirror plz
  • jeffrufino, on 07/03/2008, -3/+2Sucks , I wish there was a mirror :(
  • credential101, on 07/03/2008, -27/+11Mirror: http://tinyurl.com/34732v
  • luap119, on 07/03/2008, -4/+1mirror? ftw?
  • jeffrufino, on 07/03/2008, -2/+6Sucks , I wish there was a mirror :(
  • noogymmij, on 07/03/2008, -2/+1what teacher actually writes "see me" on a paper rather than just pulling the student aside?
    and am I going to have to continue to do these ***** captchas?
  • Akaji, on 07/03/2008, -10/+3There needs to be a "Bury - Seen already on Reddit" option...
    • metateck, on 07/03/2008, -1/+4And those buries shouldn't count for *****, since reddit is a different site and I never go to it. I like that everything on reddit makes its way here, so I only have to go to one site.
  • paranoiabacon, on 07/03/2008, -13/+3DIGG IS 4CHAN
    DIGG IS 4CHAN
    DIGG IS 4CHAN
    DIGG IS 4CHAN
    DIGG IS 4CHAN
    DIGG IS 4CHAN
    DIGG IS 4CHAN
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    • XombieRobot, on 07/03/2008, -2/+14chan is gay 1998 web technology.
      • paranoiabacon, on 07/03/2008, -0/+2So digg is just a higher-tech delivery system of the same boring old jokes.
  • Beanstudd2, on 07/03/2008, -0/+5mirror or it didn't happen
  • clutcher, on 07/03/2008, -1/+4dude, somebody just wrote out the entire thing above. wtf, it was ftw.
    i made myself laugh with that cause i'm drunk. feel free to bury my comment
  • devinmurphy, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1dave mirra
  • IMA_Sellout, on 07/03/2008, -11/+6mirror:
    http://209.85.173.104/search?hs=sUq&hl=en&lr=&c2co ...
    • tymekpavel, on 07/03/2008, -1/+3It's not a mirror if we can't see the images.
  • Tyrghast, on 07/03/2008, -0/+16Fake. Stoners tend to write very long papers that ramble on and on away from the main topic.
    • tehxhorace, on 07/03/2008, -1/+0doesn't have to be fake, mr. break.com

      he could just be one of those potheads that everybody knows that all those anti-weed commercials are really targeting
      • artfiend77, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1it is a fake because no way could a scan come out that clean, or the teachers writing for that matter.
  • ShadowdogMU, on 07/03/2008, -0/+27http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/1368/areyoucraz ...
    • sarge96, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1Finally. Someone give this man a cookie.
  • SpookyBoots, on 07/03/2008, -1/+1But he was sober when he turned it in right?

  • JamesPearl, on 07/03/2008, -3/+3The game. *****! Now I just lost the game...

    Anyone who knows what "the game" is now loses too...
  • mrm3x1can, on 07/03/2008, -1/+2mirror

    http://i32.tinypic.com/33vp2qo.jpg
  • masterm1nd, on 07/03/2008, -1/+8This kid will make a good digger some day.
  • chaos7, on 07/03/2008, -0/+3lame
  • Jereso, on 07/03/2008, -4/+1This site modified and opened Internet Explorer, Thank you ESET Smart Security for telling me and blocking it.

    (And if you're gonna reply talking about linux or mac is better you're a dick.)
  • SEGA4life, on 07/03/2008, -1/+2Fake
  • VivaLaNation, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1How the ***** are you supposed to pay attention for 10 periods in a school day???
    • PhrosTT, on 07/03/2008, -0/+3by cutting one and smoking a blunt instead.
  • Light11, on 07/03/2008, -1/+3when you make a fake you actually need to make it seem like the teacher wrote something.. not that you added it in photoshop
  • sbh6, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1'Jewish habits'... such as?
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