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- BlindingDawn, on 11/01/2009, -0/+160New sponsor of Digg.com
- Atario, on 11/02/2009, -0/+115Obviously, it's for the challenge of masturbating using it.
- DolphinGL, on 11/02/2009, -1/+114I can tell you this stuff does work. When I'm feeling particularly sinful, I just have to rub Handzoff on the affected area for roughly 10-15min and my sexual craving is satisfied.
- m0laria, on 11/02/2009, -0/+92you assume we're wearing pants
- PsychoPNut, on 11/02/2009, -4/+94HandzOff apply directly to the penis. HandzOff apply directly to the penis. HandzOff apply directly to the penis. HandzOff apply directly to the penis. HandzOff apply directly to the penis. HandzOff apply directly to the penis. HandzOff apply directly to the penis. HandzOff apply directly to the penis.
- carbonfilament, on 11/02/2009, -1/+8250% sand
- sjbdallas, on 11/01/2009, -0/+74What if I pop my cork while rubbing it on?
- adrenalinerush, on 11/02/2009, -4/+61was this being sold in a Bible store or something?
- homer524, on 11/02/2009, -2/+51what is this I don't even
- dhughes, on 11/02/2009, -1/+44 I like the "lasting up to 6 hours", after six watch out!
- ControlcChris, on 11/02/2009, -0/+42What madman invented this!?
- 4rp4n3t, on 11/02/2009, -0/+37Then you probably need to learn to slow down a little...
- QuestoJesto, on 11/02/2009, -0/+36Other 50%: superglue and unicorn tears.
- MisteryMeat, on 11/02/2009, -0/+35You don't need creams and "medicine" if you pray hard enough.
- A5204, on 11/02/2009, -0/+33If you can open a bottle of wine while doing that, props to you.
What? - Princeamor, on 11/02/2009, -3/+32surely a madwoman.
- houi, on 11/02/2009, -0/+22Then you can sue them!
- scottdennis, on 11/02/2009, -2/+24instructions:
rub on area until you shoot your load
after 6 hours, repeat - psion01, on 11/02/2009, -1/+21Now hold on ... women masturbate too.
- trkstr67, on 11/01/2009, -2/+20Sooo...you're saying it works without using your hands? Where do I send the payment?
- Toshibi, on 11/02/2009, -0/+17DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
- EFur, on 11/02/2009, -2/+19your local church probably sells em
- dublea2, on 11/02/2009, -2/+19"Warning: Do not use handz off anti-masturbatory cream more than ten times per day. Side effects may include hairy palms and blindness. Should abnormal swelling occur, consult a hooker."
- deadpoetic333, on 11/02/2009, -1/+18Jesus.
- BossKey, on 11/02/2009, -1/+17DIRECTLY TO THE FORESKIN.
- Hellicus, on 11/02/2009, -0/+14Dick Cheney
- p3ngwin, on 11/02/2009, -0/+11what if i have burglars?
- inactive, on 11/02/2009, -1/+11(It's not that your original comment was bad, it's just that the reply was better.)
- TrellSaracen, on 11/02/2009, -0/+10I'm assuming this was intended for those who can't afford Magic Underpants.
- dublea2, on 11/02/2009, -1/+10By handzoff: "I tried this for a few days with no results. A week after I discontinued use my penis became swollen and discolored. I went to ask my doctor about it. He assured me that with his assistance, this was %100 curable. He laid me down on the plastic covered bed and locked the door. He began to grope me gently. We talked about music and stuff. Eventually we shared in a game of anal sex. This stuff seriously works! and if you have a problem just call your doctor."
best one imo - Phoosh, on 11/02/2009, -1/+10Apparently. they make a gum too... http://www.flickr.com/photos/mortonfox/484603887/
Edit: But looking at this, it appears to be a novelty product. http://www.blueq.com/shop/item/114-productId.12583 ...
One product listing for the cream reads: "Instant relief lasting up to 6 hours. Helps you beat nature's urges around the clock. The hard-to-beat formula of coconut, buttermilk, and vanilla bean is physician endorsed and leaves skin highly touchable."
... lul - Lykil, on 11/01/2009, -1/+10Good thing it's fast acting.
- TrevorBelmont, on 11/02/2009, -0/+9You have to admit you would immediately stop masturbating.
Mission Accomplished! - cCPanda, on 11/02/2009, -0/+9 With its hard to beat formula how can any digger resist.
- algaeturd, on 11/02/2009, -0/+8I usually just jam a crucifix down my pants and hope that it will ward away any potential urges.
- inactive, on 11/02/2009, -0/+8Satan.
- master69better, on 11/02/2009, -0/+7Yup http://farm1.static.flickr.com/76/223534420_7fbc06 ...
- QuestoJesto, on 11/02/2009, -2/+9'Tis a myth, psion01.
- burrdugg, on 11/02/2009, -3/+10Obviously, you don't rub it down there as you first thought. The point is to spray it into your eyes, it burns so much you turn blind, and can't look at porn for 6 hours.
- sipsyrup, on 11/02/2009, -0/+7after six hours:
http://pretprieel.nl/pictures/Randy_Marsh_covered_ ... - TyrelVnne, on 11/02/2009, -0/+6I will rise to the challenge! Mainly because i have little else to do with my life.
- Peko, on 11/02/2009, -2/+8Just a "guess". You seem to know a lot.
- combatchuck, on 11/02/2009, -0/+6You win for today.
- Silentnite85, on 11/02/2009, -1/+7More like Dick Painy. Amirite?
- Vinny2002, on 11/02/2009, -1/+7http://www.iliketotallyloveit.com/personalcare/han ... (check out comments)
- BuryMePlease, on 11/02/2009, -0/+5Coconut??
Buttermilk??
Vanilla bean?!? - ayeroxor, on 11/02/2009, -0/+5right. so they can have one of those "female orgasms" LOL!
- MrSteamTank, on 11/02/2009, -1/+6Rubbing cream on your crotch is probably a bad way to stop masturbating. At the rate I can fap it better be damn fast acting.
- merku, on 11/02/2009, -1/+5The only tube ever sold.
- asgardshill, on 11/02/2009, -2/+6Why axe why?
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