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Why God Created Children

greatdad.com — Now we know why it is so hard to raise kids.... Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was 'DON'T! Read on.

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  • inactive, on 11/10/2008, -2/+19 Ha! Ha! Thanks! I really needed that laugh today! From the article I quote a little bit>>"
    Advice for the day:
    Be nice to your kids.
    They will choose your nursing home one day!!
  • ChristNewsWatch, on 11/11/2008, -2/+12That was awesome.... I shared it with a Christian single mom friend of mine over the phone... made her laugh hysterically
  • wontstoptalking, on 11/11/2008, -0/+7FW FW FW FW FW FW FW FW FW FW: WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (READ THIS!!)
  • BeShirtHappy, on 11/11/2008, -1/+8FTA: "Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said." This is so true. They are listening to you at all times and waiting for the most inopportune time to repeat what they've heard you say out in public.

    Thanks for the laugh!
  • THEROD54, on 11/11/2008, -1/+6Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
    LMAO And she's a good kid.
  • inactive, on 11/11/2008, -2/+6I always thought we were given kids because otherwise our hair wouldn't turn gray.
  • inactive, on 11/11/2008, -0/+4Kids do that to ya to, my friend !! ;-)
  • thelab101, on 11/11/2008, -0/+4What the ***** is this *****?
  • skabyss, on 11/11/2008, -0/+3God didn't make your kids, you did, now quit being self-fulfilling by convincing yourself your offspring is in the likeness of god.
  • inactive, on 11/11/2008, -0/+3nut!
  • Harvester1, on 11/11/2008, -0/+2Good one, Ike! Betcha we parents could add another mile to this list!
  • absurdist, on 11/11/2008, -0/+2OK, that was 30 seconds of my life I'll never get back. Seriously, can we get a "cutesy" tag for this kind of crap? Or just a pointer to readersdigest.com?
  • inactive, on 11/12/2008, -0/+1good one!
  • inactive, on 11/12/2008, -0/+1anybody shout for you?
  • inactive, on 11/11/2008, -0/+1So that's what FTA means! Hmm...
  • scoetrain, on 11/11/2008, -0/+1Gross.
  • inactive, on 11/12/2008, -1/+1you should stayed away--who invited you?
  • inactive, on 11/12/2008, -1/+1Silly Rabbit! trix are for kids!
  • edealeasy, on 11/11/2008, -2/+1Be nice to your kids. God created children in order to make couples feel happly! so you can hear the simplehearted laughing.

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