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- Sornos, on 10/27/2008, -16/+795So we're submitting XKCD reruns are we?
- absolution9099, on 10/26/2008, -19/+230funny, but way old
- DarkShadow791, on 10/27/2008, -21/+205This is ancient... XKCD may be funny but can we please limit xkcd-fp's to 3 a week?
- tourettes1992, on 10/27/2008, -18/+178answers
1. you'd get 7.28ft away
2. 135 degree angle i best shot - TheMidnight, on 10/27/2008, -9/+148#4. A velociraptor is on your left, and your wife is on your right. Which one is least likely to rip your arm off for looking at porn?
- jcharak58, on 10/27/2008, -7/+123some people will do anything for a digg
- PiggtailGirl, on 10/27/2008, -4/+109Answer: See attached.
VHS Jurassic Park
A+ - ReDBuLLCuRT, on 10/26/2008, -11/+104That's the world I want to live in.
- CalinSchue, on 10/26/2008, -12/+86We need more people like you so i'll follow suit
Karkin - Buried. - dapht, on 10/27/2008, -5/+72My old physics teacher in high school had tests like this, actually.
"Assuming that the tauntaun's internal body temperature is _____, how long will Luke's body temperature remain over ____ degrees?"
He was the best. Our whole relativity unit focused on the speed of the enterprise and Romulan Warbirds. - slyte, on 10/27/2008, -1/+65You travel at 6 m/s, or 6t. The raptor travels at 4 m/s^2 up to a max of 25 m/s. It takes the raptor (25 m/s)/(4 m/s^2) = 6.25 seconds to get to that speed, so you can ignore the max if it takes the raptor longer than 6.25 seconds to catch you. You set the equations equal to each other. 40m + 6 m/s = (1/2)4m/s^2. The 1/2 is because the raptor is accelerating. You move everything to one side and simplify, so 2t^2 + 6t + 40 = 0. Factor or use the quadratic equation and you get t = 6.22 seconds. Thats how long it takes the raptor to catch you. 6.22s X 6 m/s = 37m with sig figs. Thats the right way anyway.
- acliffhang3r, on 10/27/2008, -1/+61What do you mean? An African or a European velociraptor?
- Bauer22, on 10/27/2008, -10/+64Couldn't wait a couple more hours to just summit the new one?
- markwilcox, on 10/27/2008, -2/+50*die in
- soupdawg30, on 10/27/2008, -2/+50I don't know if it's true but I trust you.
- InfernoX, on 10/27/2008, -6/+44The question provides all neccessary information.
- typedef, on 10/27/2008, -17/+52I just buried this article at 4 m/s
- abajaj2280, on 10/27/2008, -8/+43i just accidentally at 4 m/s
- TJNerd, on 10/27/2008, -1/+36this is a really old one...
- LordStryker, on 10/27/2008, -8/+41Yeah, I pretty much logged in just to bury karkin.
- collution, on 10/27/2008, -2/+35Well, it's a matter of speed here,
Since a velociraptor runs at 10 m/s, you should haul ass and use your wife as a shield. However, the problem can't be completed since we don't know the rate of eating for a velociraptor nor do we know the terrain of the area. - Acglaphotis, on 10/27/2008, -6/+36the WHOLE at 4 m/s?
- inactive, on 10/27/2008, -16/+46Old?
- vocaro, on 10/27/2008, -2/+31Wrong.
http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=120
http://www.mbeckler.org/velociraptors/velociraptor ... - TheMoniker, on 10/27/2008, -3/+32Well, slyte's right. But what's more important is this:
ONE WHO FIGHTS DINOSAURS MUST BE CAREFUL THAT, IN DOING SO, HE DOESN'T BECOME A DINOSAUR HIMSELF. - soupdawg30, on 10/27/2008, -5/+33I have never seen this quoted.
- kmkzbdon, on 10/27/2008, -1/+28Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them.
- HillerMylife, on 10/27/2008, -3/+30And there'll be another one here in ten minutes, too!
- Sornos, on 10/27/2008, -1/+27No. My basic mechanics text book loved penguins. Every few questions had penguins in them.
"A penguin slides on ice" "A zoo keeper drags penguins" " A penguin is standing on ice" "Penguins collide"
It didn't stop. There was what seemed to be a grudge of the author regarding social scientists.
"You told social scientists that they aren't true scientist. They knocked you out and put you in the trunk of their car. You, counting time and turns, create a mental map of the path taken. Using the average speed of the vehicle and the length of acceleration, draw the path taken by the vehicle." - whitemage, on 10/27/2008, -1/+26ancient xkcd up in this bitch
- Colimus, on 10/27/2008, -0/+24nerds
- inactive, on 10/27/2008, -6/+29Your wife? Not sure a velociraptor would care about porn.
Unless you're looking at pics of his sister. - RickyHo, on 10/27/2008, -2/+25pterodactyl secks
- uclaftw, on 10/27/2008, -2/+24raptor will catch up in 6.22 sec before it reaches max. velocity. You can only get 37.3 meters or 122.4 ft
- inactive, on 10/27/2008, -1/+23yeah i dont know how to do it, so im asking.
- pixelfox, on 10/27/2008, -22/+43Ok, I accept people don't always see old stories.
BUT THIS HAS BEEN QUOTED IN DIGG POSTS FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE FLIPPIN' YEARS! - goldfenix, on 10/27/2008, -4/+25I showed up in this thread specifically to digg up what Sornos said. I mean, I love XKCD, but jesus people, why have be started showing more reruns than the Sci-Fi channel?
- lilSears, on 10/27/2008, -0/+18Obviously your professors didn't assign you enough homework.
- erasedgod, on 10/27/2008, -3/+20We need more people like you so I'll follow suit
RichardCory - Buried. - blitzkriegpunk, on 10/27/2008, -10/+26Still funny. I laffed.
- phoenixankit, on 10/27/2008, -1/+17wat
- MikeSD34, on 10/27/2008, -3/+18@InfernoX
If you save a man from a raptor, he'll live for today. If you teach a man to save himself from a raptor, he won't be a liability. - OneLess, on 10/27/2008, -0/+15So you were waiting until the past?
- inactive, on 10/27/2008, -1/+15SCREEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
- inactive, on 10/27/2008, -1/+15My math tests last year always had questions involving StarCraft scenarios (red produces 12 zealots per minute, blue produces 6 hydralisks per minute, given their stats and assuming players are constantly fighting, calculate how long it would take for one to take out the other's nexus/hatchery) Stuff like that. It was because our teacher played, and about half the class did. The half that didn't was PISSED.
- DirtySanch, on 10/27/2008, -1/+15Yeah, I pretty much logged in just to bury RichardCory.
- norcalscan, on 10/27/2008, -0/+14Well, the size of your wife should fill the velociraptor up for the evening, giving you a nice long comfortable night with youporn/fatwives
Hey, don't call me an ass, HE's the one looking at the porn... - salvadorwii, on 10/27/2008, -6/+19I just commented this article at 4 m/s
- GarrettGrimsley, on 10/27/2008, -5/+18I buried you at 4 m/s
- youannoyme, on 10/27/2008, -5/+17yup
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