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What is the proper condom etiquette for threesomes?

laweekly.com — "In my case, I’m a guy and it would be with two girls. Do I change condoms when I go from one girl to the other? It seems like that would be a hassle. It’d kill the spontaneity." Scroll down the page for the hilarity.

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  • sjbdallas, on 07/13/2009, -0/+199I think we've all learned something today:
    1. Forcing your girlfriend or wife to be a prostitute is both hot AND profitable.
    2. You should only lick a clean ass.
    3. Chicks that agree to threesomes MIGHT be disease infested.
  • mrpunman, on 07/13/2009, -25/+139Buried for irrelevancy

    90% of Digg users have never seen a condom before, let alone a threesome
  • inactive, on 07/13/2009, -0/+80You know what I haven't seen? Ssomeone make that comment, that's for sure.
  • Brak710101, on 07/13/2009, -1/+66The answer to the first question is epic.
  • Tabascork, on 07/13/2009, -0/+56"I’ve used them—with dudes"

    Dugg for that statement alone.
  • xxvtcxx, on 07/13/2009, -1/+55Or just do what I do and flip it inside out. I've been AIDS free for almost a week now!
  • inactive, on 07/13/2009, -0/+53That rule could really get out of hand in a orgy. If there are ten people involved, you would have to bring 1024 condoms.
  • Ninh, on 07/13/2009, -1/+43If you are using it to prevent STDs the switcheroo is a must. That's why you always bring two to the power of participants condoms.
  • undervalued, on 07/13/2009, -0/+41where?
  • MrFisty, on 07/13/2009, -0/+354. Make sure they're both chicks.
  • loneraver, on 07/13/2009, -2/+3610% of digg users REPRESENT!!!
  • schrutefan, on 07/13/2009, -0/+34I've seen a threesome. Actually they wanted me to join in, but I was too busy correcting someone on a message board.
  • mattgilberg, on 07/13/2009, -2/+33Wtf was up with those other two questions lol!?!?
  • mouseshoes, on 07/13/2009, -1/+31I don't understand why he needs a condom at all. Since when did using both hands count as a threesome?
  • thejackyl, on 07/13/2009, -1/+29I don't think that's how AIDS works
  • lemercier, on 07/13/2009, -0/+24whatever you do just dont rinse/reuse. now THAT would kill the spontaneity lol
  • babylonian, on 07/13/2009, -1/+25From the comments:
    1. Put both condoms on at the same time, one on top of the other.
    2. Have sex with the first woman.
    3. Take the outer condom off, then have sex with the second woman with the inside condom still on.
    4. Turn the outer condom inside out, and place it back on the inside condom.
    5. Have sex with the third woman.
    6. Throw away both condoms and wash hands. Do not put in the recycling bin.
  • lazycat, on 07/13/2009, -1/+23A lucky guy is about to have sex with three ladies, but he has only two condoms available. Is there any way for them to have safe sex without passing a STD between each other? - http://meignorant.com/3_2
  • truncatedcone, on 07/13/2009, -0/+21Really, really bad math.
  • BrosephStalin, on 07/13/2009, -1/+21Colonel Angus lives on.
  • TruthKid, on 07/13/2009, -1/+18there is no off duty for grammer cops
  • whatit, on 07/13/2009, -1/+17Cool story bro!
  • preppywhiteguy, on 07/13/2009, -1/+17www.english-grammar-lessons.com/
  • thinking2loud, on 07/13/2009, -0/+16Digg saves the day by demonstrating that other people's problems are just way more complex than mine. You just can't make this stuff up.
  • homesqua, on 07/13/2009, -7/+225. ???
    6. Profit.

    Had to do it..
  • DirtyVicar, on 07/13/2009, -1/+15I'd like to be in your will, if you don't mind.
  • gianthorse, on 07/13/2009, -1/+14wtf kind of math is this?
  • theword12, on 07/13/2009, -0/+12You should always bring extra condoms. And if a condom looks weird in any way you should throw it out.

    What I do is if I look at the condom and go "hmmm, that's different" I throw it out. Justifying to myself that it's okay isn't an option.
  • Stiffler, on 07/13/2009, -0/+12I think it's more likely that they just read this comic:

    http://leasticoulddo.com/comic/20080524
  • Zaggynl, on 07/13/2009, -0/+11Oh I've seen Threesome.avi and Condom.jpg!
  • KingGorilla, on 07/13/2009, -1/+11or they could each use a female condom
  • Zippo, on 07/13/2009, -1/+11Never go ass to mouth.
  • SPANKMONKEY, on 07/13/2009, -0/+10I WAS WONDERING THE SAME THING!!!
  • TruthKid, on 07/13/2009, -1/+11I'm trying to figure out how that story is funny, I expected humor
  • askantik, on 07/13/2009, -0/+10" You should start sucking off strange men for money."
  • ldkronos, on 07/13/2009, -0/+10The answer is no, as doubling up on condoms (as the "correct" solution requires) is not safe.
  • VitriolAndAngst, on 07/13/2009, -0/+10What happens if momma is wearing the sign? You will be warned -- but will you feel better?
  • FightTest, on 07/13/2009, -0/+9Stuff one in each girl..
  • funkboy27, on 07/13/2009, -3/+12Dear Digg forum: :P (couldn't help it)


    This is too funny. My GF and I FINALLY had one a couple weeks ago after her building it up in my head for so long. I kept saying "well.. damn, when is this gonna happen??" Anyway, her girlfriend came to visit and the rest is history.

    I was thinking about the condom etiquette thing as well. I wore one when I was with her friend, and then took it off when I was with my GF. It did make it so I had to commit to one or the other in the moment, but hey I wasn't about to complain that I couldn't switch off in a moment's notice.

    Obviously this is the way to go. If I just kept the condom on, it would have kept ME safe, but not my GF, and of course that wasn't going to happen.


  • milkmit, on 07/13/2009, -2/+11The one thing that sucks about being fortunate to have been in a threesome is that no matter what no one will ever believe you.
  • TheSeanFace, on 07/13/2009, -0/+8It ain't McDonalds either but I can still appreciate a combo when I see one.
  • inactive, on 07/13/2009, -0/+7sure thing dude
  • DaleMCourtney, on 07/13/2009, -0/+7haha. celibacy.
  • VitriolAndAngst, on 07/13/2009, -0/+7Thanks for this article, I found it very useful.
  • emt1451, on 07/13/2009, -0/+7Hey lookie there, der's one of dem dere ass-tonguers. ain't see one a' dem everyday
  • VitriolAndAngst, on 07/13/2009, -1/+7If you have a 3 way and are worried about STDs, you really aren't having a 3-way. It's more of a small intermission.

    OK, but my very first thought when reading this was; That dude doesn't know that he's just a client who pays more. Serves the ***** right that he is a sugar daddy. She needs to turn out the light one night and bring in a baboon to bed -- then leave with great stealth. Baboons don't care about kissing after much of anything, if they don't just bite it off in their playful, come hither baboon way.
  • btraxx, on 07/13/2009, -0/+6I'm wasting a perfectly good digg on this story.
  • gianthorse, on 07/13/2009, -0/+5Just like a turkey
  • DforSpiD, on 07/13/2009, -0/+5Stupid fat hobbit, you ruins it!
  • ChaosProfessor, on 07/15/2009, -0/+5so what you do is put on like 6 of em, and then as you switch you just rip one off like they do with the windshield covers on race cars
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