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What NOT to Serve at a Kids' Birthday Party (PIC)

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  • pstroll, on 10/23/2009, -2/+561Children of the Corn Syrup
  • katahar, on 10/23/2009, -60/+545………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,
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  • fadedecho, on 10/22/2009, -3/+367Dugg for possible interpretation of drink name - 'orgy crunk energy'.
  • plainOldFool, on 10/23/2009, -1/+287I suck at photoshop but here you go:
    http://imgur.com/ZUnXO.jpg
  • sjbdallas, on 10/23/2009, -4/+282I saw a mom holding what might have been an 18month old in line at wal-mart. She was pouring pepsi in his mouth.
  • CrackyJSquirrel, on 10/23/2009, -28/+304Pepsi? That is disgusting.... Everyone knows Coke is better.
  • firesights, on 10/23/2009, -3/+237YOU'LL RUN SO FAST MOTHER NATURE WILL BE LIKE "Sloooooooooow dooooooooooooooowwwwwn" AND YOU'LL BE LIKE "***** YOU!" AND KICK HER IN THE FACE WITH YOUR ~ENERGY LEGGGGGGS~!
  • lorem1000, on 10/23/2009, -1/+200What not to serve to kids ever.*
  • MrBabyMan, on 10/23/2009, -24/+203Oooh, busted!!! You're missing the point, SuperTacoSlayer. Do I visit Reddit to find good content to submit to Digg? Absolutely! I also find it from StumbleUpon, Delicious, Twitter, FriendFeed, IMs, BoingBoing, Neatorama, emails, 4Chan-- if it hasn't been submitted to Digg before, it's fair game. Social news sites are aggregators. No content is exclusive to one site, nor should it be-- the very notion is contrary to the concept of the social web.
  • gvoakes, on 10/22/2009, -1/+157The thumbnail had me thinking they were doing Whippets
  • zephc, on 10/23/2009, -1/+147Your little brother is a girl?? What a country!
  • JargonScott, on 10/23/2009, -1/+135Apparently none of you dumbasses have children, much less ever hosted a party for kids. As a father of 3, let me fill you all in.

    This is called the Last Call, and what you do is OD them on all the sugar/soda they can handle just before pickup time. Your own kids are drinking Diet Sprite. It's the only way to pay back the little *****' parents, since none will offer to help clean up anyways.

    /evilgrin
  • Shoebox639, on 10/23/2009, -2/+124Really? 3 pedobears in a row?
  • stpaulmatt, on 10/23/2009, -2/+111This pic would be much better "GARY BUSEYED"
  • Jiuzton, on 10/23/2009, -6/+102My 12 month old nephew drinks beer and says ahh!!
  • willspence, on 10/23/2009, -0/+93KENYANS!
  • Culyt, on 10/23/2009, -2/+84Pedobears's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns, and he's out in force today. And he slashes at you with this...
  • jessemoya, on 10/23/2009, -0/+80How is it possible not to know better?
  • Cepster, on 10/23/2009, -3/+80Too far...
  • pinkcherry, on 10/23/2009, -2/+66Brawndo, It's got electrolytes. It's what plants crave.
  • Fishn2, on 10/23/2009, -0/+63NEVER say you suck at photoshop again.
  • nigelsan, on 10/23/2009, -0/+62hah, not THAT bad...the bad cuts gave it character!
  • Nerfdude, on 10/23/2009, -1/+62YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
  • sanagalrc, on 10/23/2009, -0/+57ITS LIKE CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN
    ITS CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN
    POWERTHIRST IS CRYSTAL METH
  • mattyboy555, on 10/23/2009, -3/+58Dick! come here, look at the size of that bears...
  • bigstinky, on 10/23/2009, -2/+57So this guy pulls up into his driveway and sees his girlfriend putting all of her stuff into the trunk of a cab.

    The guy runs up to her yelling, "baby, baby...What's going on? Where are you going?"

    She replies, "I'm leaving you, my mother said you were a pedophile!"

    The guy says, "whoa, pedophile? That's a pretty big word for an 11 year old."
  • Speedy7, on 10/23/2009, -1/+55I've had that drink, it's like red bull.

    It's called...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Energy Drink Energy.
  • harrisbradley, on 10/23/2009, -0/+53I packed a red bull in my daughters lunch once because I didn't know what it was exactly (and I'm stupid), and at the next school meeting the principal was like 'And do not, I repeat, do not pack your kids red bulls in their lunch.' Everyone start laughing and I felt like sliding under the table. So I only pack her High Life now.
  • nyxerebos, on 10/23/2009, -0/+53Johnson! You gotta see his enormous...
  • chesterogilvie, on 10/23/2009, -0/+53In 4th grade I grabbed what I thought was a diet Coke out of the refrigerator (you could only see the top) and tossed it in my backpack. I was the most popular (and scared *****) kid on the bus when I pulled out a Coors Light.

    (Yeah, my dad used to drink Coors Light, WHAT OF IT??)
  • AmyVernon, on 10/23/2009, -3/+55I think Whippets would have been less dangerous.
  • NakedJedi, on 10/23/2009, -1/+52Hey Pedobear, when your not on the Digg front page, where do you go?
  • jessemoya, on 10/23/2009, -0/+50Do... do people not know better? The idea blows my mind.
  • tehjai, on 10/23/2009, -1/+51The house Chris Hansen isn't inhabiting.
  • comeheremotion, on 10/23/2009, -11/+58reddit
  • cupid311, on 10/23/2009, -0/+47Peter! Get away from that bear! I can't believe what he's doing with his......
  • Enjoikr3w, on 10/23/2009, -0/+46Wang! Don't get close to that panda, he's about to bust out his...
  • Gauthic, on 10/23/2009, -0/+44What not to serve to ANYONE ever ;)
  • DirtPile, on 10/23/2009, -0/+43Finally, the truth behind this photo. Well done, sirrah.
  • zip000, on 10/23/2009, -1/+40Eh, those teeth are going to fall out anyway, might as well get them as rotten as possible first!
  • schwiggityschwa, on 10/24/2009, -0/+39Penis.
  • jeremiahjw, on 10/23/2009, -1/+38The kid in the pink shirt looks possessed.
  • TnTBass, on 10/23/2009, -0/+37Correction:

    What to serve the worst kids right before you drop them off with their parents.
  • Ibox, on 10/23/2009, -6/+42Dear Digg,
    Please stick that Xerox banner up your ass..

    Thank you,
  • bmw7777, on 10/24/2009, -1/+36A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says,

    "Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."

    The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."

    PS- I'll join you in hell.
  • waterboy1628, on 10/23/2009, -4/+39boom. ROASTED.
  • YuleLogger, on 10/23/2009, -1/+36I was raised on Pepsi as a child. Gave it up when I realized it didn't mix with liquor...
  • EddiePotato, on 10/23/2009, -0/+33I heard a mom recently say she didn't realize root beer had sugar in it. People are amazing.
  • cupid311, on 10/23/2009, -0/+33*Starts slow building clap*
  • mysticblade, on 10/24/2009, -3/+35Dr. Pepper :)
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