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  • Rhenthalin, on 05/01/2008, -35/+10Its that or the inside of my eyelids
    • mooseofshadows, on 05/01/2008, -5/+3You think about the inside of your eyelids? man, you've got some crappy dreams.
  • Robman1213, on 05/01/2008, -19/+227It's like their looking right into my noggin
    • keatonkeaton998, on 05/01/2008, -9/+23LOL that's my favorite quote from Family Guy. Remember the part with the talking dog?
      • villageatheist, on 05/01/2008, -2/+45you mean the part in every single episode? yeah, that was good.
      • KennMac, on 05/01/2008, -1/+10Wow... Just wow.
      • IglooBurner, on 05/01/2008, -4/+9yeah man! and the talking baby too rite?
      • MrViklund, on 05/01/2008, -8/+2What do you mean talking dog? Brian is in every episode.
      • specialK16, on 05/01/2008, -2/+9I think he was joking....

        /sigh
    • IglooBurner, on 05/01/2008, -11/+8HOW could u possibly pay attention? u know those kids with the perfect notes from class?... how?? i could never pay attention for the entire span of 1 hour and 20 minutes when I was in college... especially in classes with a lot of cute chicks.. like business or econ... always ended up copying lecture slides by hand over and over again... which btw was a great studying method for those no brainer classes.
      • Eezyville, on 05/01/2008, -2/+23Dude its very hard to do but I'll tell you a secret. We read before we go to class and add ***** that he talks about that wasn't in the book. Then we share with the girl with the big boobs. :)
        • RobotBuddha, on 05/01/2008, -4/+5Being used by someone for notes, even someone with big boobs, isn't really something to be proud of. Not that most of us haven't been there.
          • Laughsatyou, on 05/01/2008, -1/+15using your notes to get closer to big boobs. I swear the glass is always half empty for some people.
          • aceakm, on 05/03/2008, -3/+2Why share notes with the big boobed chick? Why not just ***** the big boobed chick?
        • cawpin, on 05/01/2008, -2/+1Who said Eezyville was the one being used?
        • austin63, on 05/01/2008, -0/+10Then the guy who is actually hooking up with her copies her notes. Wow i was always wondering how the dumb ones had such great notes.
      • MonkeyFarts, on 05/02/2008, -4/+1Econ is a no brainer class? Hah, I challenge you to try upper division with Dr. Malueg. The man is impossible. Once you get past econ 101 it gets a bit tougher.
    • seiha, on 05/01/2008, -2/+27they're*
      • specialK16, on 05/01/2008, -1/+7I'll be the devil's advocate here and say that sometimes (very few times though) I am writing too fast and I accidentally ***** up with possessives (apostrophes for example).

        Although their for they're is kinda over the top.
      • celkin, on 05/08/2008, -1/+1nice profile pic
    • mrlivingston, on 05/01/2008, -4/+16"They're."
      Is it really that tough?
    • GregFD3S, on 05/01/2008, -1/+3Four!
    • GregFD3S, on 05/01/2008, -3/+2So true! Even drawing the stussy "s" on paper!
    • jkleinfeld, on 05/01/2008, -2/+8Did anyone notice the Mona Lisa just as he was looking up?
      • JustFender, on 05/01/2008, -0/+4yeah
      • TheTaoOfBill, on 05/01/2008, -1/+3I didn't. I was too busy looking up girl with big boobs myspace while watching the video.

        I couldn't find her. Apparently she decided to go with a display name other than "girl with big boobs"
    • cheezintern, on 05/01/2008, -1/+1It's amazing how accurate that is.
  • Hobbes24, on 05/01/2008, -32/+11burn victim girl is lookin hot...

    *ba dum pishh!*
    • TheTaoOfBill, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2I don't know. I totally want to ***** girl with DSL.
  • BD86, on 05/01/2008, -6/+646Its not even funny how true this is...well a little funny
    • yellowfish04, on 05/01/2008, -1/+119I actually agree with you, I didn't laugh once the whole time, but I thought it was awesome how spot-on it was. The dude had it right in the beginning though: the key is not looking at the damn clock!
      • unionaire, on 05/01/2008, -0/+34can you resist? can you? can you???
        • blahtastic, on 05/01/2008, -0/+14Nope. Never can :(
        • KingGorilla, on 05/01/2008, -0/+7You are weak
        • aceakm, on 05/03/2008, -0/+1The best is when you look at the clock and you see that there's only TEN MORE MINUTES!
      • theycallmebubba, on 05/01/2008, -0/+4But that's another problem too! Even if you're not LOOKING at the clock... just THINKING about looking makes the time draaaaaaag by! I vote for 30 minute classes.
      • LocalDocal, on 05/01/2008, -0/+0I didn't think it was spot on. I mean, yes, the clock part is definitely true, but the rest of it just seemed kind of exaggerated.
    • sk11, on 05/01/2008, -0/+15It was ok, like a dumbed down version of the peep show.
      • raptor15sc, on 05/01/2008, -2/+10bs, you could easily laugh at "have you see THAT window."

        i know i did.
      • benjorino, on 05/02/2008, -0/+2New season starts today :O
        Your comment just reminded me!
    • greenlight2001, on 05/01/2008, -5/+17They forgot to do the "about to fall asleep but then awoken up by the sound of your own farting".

      Man I hate farts that slip out in class right before you nod off.
      • Ranvier, on 05/01/2008, -2/+82I think that's just you, buddy.
        • greenlight2001, on 05/01/2008, -0/+57Perhaps I revealed to much...
        • aceakm, on 05/03/2008, -0/+4Thank god you didn't reveal it in my class.
      • IllBeBack, on 05/01/2008, -0/+17If you have a "farting wakes you up" problem, you may want to get that checked by your doctor or stop going to Taco Bell so much.
      • laserpig, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2haha what the hell
        i have never even heard of that happening
      • Verdanic, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2.... Well it kinda makes sense, you're relaxing, right? Then again, can't say I ***** my bed when I sleep.
    • SRSco, on 05/01/2008, -12/+1This wasn't funny. This was stupid.
    • iziizi, on 05/01/2008, -0/+15I am 23, but already i had forgot about the 'dont look at the clock' rule.

      Its so true time seems to go faster when you don't look.

      • sailadayaway, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2don't you work? I'm 23 too, and if anything, it's gotten worse for me...
        • Verdanic, on 05/01/2008, -0/+1I'm in school and at work, I just never know what time it is. ever.
    • Darkhacker, on 05/01/2008, -11/+5So true. I'm gay, but I love me a good set of titties once in a while. The other times I'd probably be looking at the guy in front of big-boob girl with the orange hoody (behind "Dylan" at 3:00). He was hot!
      • greenlight2001, on 05/01/2008, -0/+31Dude, pick a god damn team! You can't have ***** AND (female) titties... you're hogging all the resources.
      • Disease, on 05/01/2008, -1/+3You are a false homosexual. Pick a side and stick with it, otherwise you're just being greedy.
  • kennz, on 05/01/2008, -12/+4so funny
  • bking, on 05/01/2008, -5/+584But, where was the girl with perky boobs?
    • da_bradler, on 05/01/2008, -17/+5the girl with the perky boobs doesn't shave her armpits.
    • yuutokun, on 05/01/2008, -14/+5The boobs weren't the only big things on that girl
    • Jektal, on 05/01/2008, -2/+10Right in front of him, I think
    • dredpir8roberts, on 05/01/2008, -0/+62the real question is, where was burn victim girl???
    • digjam, on 05/01/2008, -6/+1Nothing is what it seems....Its all a "wonder" ..if you know what I mean.
    • NevaDieENT, on 05/01/2008, -2/+4Forget the girl with perky boobs, Dennis's mom has got it goin on.
    • GhostyBoy, on 05/01/2008, -1/+78Personally I prefer perky breasts to big ones.

      Many of my friends want to sell me on the fact that you can put your face in between big breasts and go "BRBRBRBRBRBLBRBRLBR!!!". I do agree with this notion, but they are not thinking down the road. In the long run those perky ones are more likely to stay perky. That's an investment for the future.

      • ssn697, on 05/01/2008, -1/+25You haven't seen all the 50 year olds with "perky" big boobs? The miracle of modern surgical techniques ;-) I prefer pretty eyes, a sharp wit, and high intelligence, but that isn't what the article covers ;-)
        • GhostyBoy, on 05/01/2008, -1/+34You know, I actually find myself not physically attracted to women who don't possess charisma and intelligence.

          I work at a bar and see "hot" girls all night, but unless they have something interesting to say I wouldn't waste a second with them. Even if they are retarded hot I can't be bothered to put in even 5 minutes of the struggle to have a conversation if they are also retarded.
          • ssn697, on 05/01/2008, -0/+25I have gotten the "yeah, *****, whatever" from my male friends for years, just for saying if a hot girl opens her mouth, and stupidity comes out, she isn't hot any more. It is the truth, for me.

            I love the retarded hot, but retarded line. I may be stealing that ;-)
          • pipermike, on 05/01/2008, -0/+5well at least you can always still stare at the retarded hot girls
      • m0tbaillie, on 05/01/2008, -0/+3Nothin' like a good old-fashioned motorboatin'
      • callmeTroy, on 05/06/2008, -2/+1you are sooo laammmme
    • Kloud, on 05/01/2008, -1/+3I had a science teacher with a nice rack. Of course, she ended up getting fired for having sex with one of her students. Pretty funny too, because she was married...
  • killbert24, on 05/01/2008, -122/+7Wow this guy has no chance of passing his exams. I might think like this about 10% of the time but at least I know when to focus on the lecture!
    • synystar, on 05/01/2008, -2/+110Yes....that. It would have been so much more entertaining if he had focused on the lecture 90% of the time.
      • killbert24, on 05/01/2008, -94/+5It actually would have...
        The voice-over in this isn't funny at all; it's just stupid. At least the lecture would have been interesting. But hey, that's just me.
        • pcore, on 05/01/2008, -0/+45You're looking in the wrong place.
        • baron1703, on 05/01/2008, -7/+52youre a ***** douche
        • Jektal, on 05/01/2008, -0/+18I think you just can't relate to the video.
          For me, all through school, at least 70% of the time my mind was wandering like that. Seriously, all the time, no matter what I did to try and stop it. The only reprise were the courses I was actually really interested in, which was mainly only in college, and even then it wasn't 90% attentiveness. I thought the video was damn funny.
          To each their own, it takes all kinds.
        • danwallace, on 05/01/2008, -5/+6I hope you die painfully.
        • digsuxx, on 05/01/2008, -9/+1i for one agree with you. Plus most morons don't know how to use drugs like adderall correctly- so their brains refuse to be lucid.
        • Disease, on 05/01/2008, -0/+6Nerds
        • mattcoady, on 05/02/2008, -0/+3You must be hot ***** at parties.
    • weirdness67, on 05/01/2008, -1/+19No one likes you.
    • fletcherrr, on 05/01/2008, -3/+10Lamest. Comment. Ever.
    • number2jcb, on 05/01/2008, -1/+9You are so deep in the shed, I simply don't know where to begin.
    • dakine42, on 05/01/2008, -1/+10Hand over your man card.
      • killbert24, on 05/01/2008, -14/+1Nowadays money and prestige is more important than oogling at a woman's breasts. If you pay attention in school and do well, you will be more likely to make more money and therefore attract hot women later in life. The guy in this video is doomed to working at McDonalds the rest of his life it seems.
        • JustFender, on 05/01/2008, -0/+12or you know, you could be intelligent and do well in school and do what this guy does
        • Disease, on 05/01/2008, -0/+14You just want a gold digger who will divorce you and take everything you have.
        • FuckThaMeme, on 05/18/2008, -0/+3You're such a brown-nose
    • markvand, on 05/01/2008, -1/+6I don't know, I've spend most of my days at school drawing triangles (I think the cubes require to much attention) or looking out of the window and I still passed my exams.
  • CenturionMonkey, on 05/01/2008, -3/+265Actually the title is a lie, this isn't exactly "What guys think about in class". The dream ended way too soon.
    • aceakm, on 05/03/2008, -0/+6Well, the dream had clothing, so that's the first problem.
    • renison, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2true, but that's b/c not even the most hardcore, seedy, off-the-map porn site would dare posting a visual representation of what fantasies males think about - i sometimes disgust my own self thinking, "where the hell did that idea come from?!"
  • nooreazy, on 05/01/2008, -7/+43The ending is soo true :(
    • jcm267, on 05/01/2008, -1/+11It's not too true. Most professors don't give a ***** if you're sleeping. Many of them used to make fun of people sleeping basically calling them idiots for paying tens of thousands of dollars per year so that they could go to a classroom and sleep.
      • opmike, on 05/01/2008, -1/+10Umm, perhaps he was talking about the part where the guy looked at the clock only to find that time has barely moved?
    • Tophillious, on 05/01/2008, -3/+2dont you mean ":)"
  • Intrexed, on 05/01/2008, -3/+451this my fourth hour class exactly. except big boobs girl is directly on my line of sight to the teacher, so i get to look at her boobs all class.
    • psg188, on 05/01/2008, -2/+33How is that possible? If she's in front of you how can you see them?
      Perhaps you sit on the far left, and she is in the middle and your teacher likes to teach on the far right?
      • Intrexed, on 05/01/2008, -1/+88I sit in the SW corner of the room, looking out diagonally across the room, the teacher is on the north wall toward the NE side. boobs has her back to the west wall, sitting on the diagonal to the teacher almost right infront of me. aww yeah boi.
        • ligyron, on 05/01/2008, -2/+31You fell into his trap, you weak, weak man
        • DiscoLando, on 05/01/2008, -1/+60Don't think that boob-girl doesn't know you're looking at her. She thinks you're a dirty pervert.
          • renison, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1And that's why she keeps positioning herself that way: she likes being oogled.
          • renison, on 05/13/2008, -1/+1...Y'know, not gettin enough attention at home or from peers, so she stuffs the bra or deals with the devil and gets ridiculously huge only to find 15 years later she's wasted her time finding quality guys that like her alone and wasted a perfectly nice vajayjay that no man is going to want to marry into, thus she finds a desk job, then when she has enough financial status goes back out to the bars she knew so well but fails to realize we have a name for her now: a dirty, pathetic 'cougar'.
            Either that or her friends hook her up with an invite to Playboy Mansion and she's obviously eyed by Hef and then given a spread in the next issue and thus above example is delayed for 5-10 years.
            .....Oooooorrr she gets preggers and has to be a single mom for 16 years. : (
            (Seriously, I'm not that cynical.)
          • renison, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1(Digg down last comment)

            ...Y'know, not gettin enough attention at home or from peers, so she stuffs the bra or deals with the devil and gets ridiculously huge only to find 15 years later she's wasted her time NOT finding quality guys that like her alone but only D-bags and she's wasted a perfectly nice vajayjay that no man is gonna wanna marry into now cause it flaps at her knees, and thus she finds a desk job, then when she has enough financial status goes back out to the bars she knew so well but fails to realize we have a name for her now: 'cougar'.

            Either that or her friends hook her up with an invite to Playboy Mansion and she's obviously eyed by Hef and then given a spread in the next issue and thus above example is delayed for 5-10 years.

            .....Oooooorrr she gets preggers and has to be a single mom for 16 years. : (

            (Seriously, I'm not THAT cynical, jus maybe a lil.)
        • CedEx, on 05/01/2008, -0/+14I fall for this trap all the time... over and over and over.
        • shadowfoxmi, on 05/01/2008, -1/+3nice..
        • msk275, on 05/01/2008, -0/+22pics or it isn't true
          • celkin, on 05/08/2008, -0/+2Okay...

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          • renison, on 05/13/2008, -1/+1LMAO Wow thats awesome....and your a nerd
        • ComeOutSwingin, on 05/01/2008, -1/+37Awesome the way you called her "boobs."
        • rezonq3, on 05/01/2008, -2/+5And people make fun of me for wearing sunglasses indoors...
      • jcm267, on 05/01/2008, -0/+5I like those situations. I always used to sit in a corner in the back of the classroom, and since the professors are situated in the middle, big boobs girl would ideally be in the middle part of the row over from you if she's not sitting close enough that you can talk to her.
      • kss42, on 05/01/2008, -0/+12Maybe they are just that big.
        • computerusr, on 05/12/2008, -0/+1Had to scroll up to remember the comment. Worthy of my digg though.
    • shadowfoxmi, on 05/01/2008, -1/+2nice... nice...
    • dougdiggerton, on 05/01/2008, -0/+4pics or its not true
    • Freckled, on 05/01/2008, -6/+5unfortunately, looking is the only thing you're gonna do...
      • jcm267, on 05/01/2008, -0/+18So? I'd rather look at big boobs girl and not get laid than have to look at big boobs guy and still not get laid.

        Your POV is typical of a girl (which makes it funny that your profile says that you're a guy). Just because she's hot doesn't mean that we NEED to ***** her. We can't ***** every hot girl in existence, it's unrealistic. If she doesn't want us then most of us don't give a *****. We still get to look.
        • FyreGoddess, on 05/01/2008, -0/+11Don't underestimate the number of (straight) women who can still appreciate the beauty of well-presented cleavage ;-)
    • fletcherrr, on 05/01/2008, -2/+26OGC
    • purelithium, on 05/01/2008, -0/+19In my case, she's the teacher. Awesome...
  • JlmAWP, on 05/01/2008, -7/+158I tended to think about what the professor was saying, but then again I'm a huge ***** nerd.

    The boobs part is pretty spot-on though.
  • repick3, on 05/01/2008, -7/+460Oh Gawd, draw cubes, draw cubes, draw cubes, draw cubes, draw cubes, draw cubes
    • MonkCanatella, on 05/01/2008, -1/+150It couldn't have been me! I'm too busy drawing cubes!
    • da_bradler, on 05/01/2008, -29/+4It couldn't have been me I'm to busy drawing cubes.
    • antdude, on 05/01/2008, -26/+6http://www.myhairyass.com/ascii/Art/?ID=2

      Dang, how does one draw an ASCII art in here with spaces? Mine failed:
      _________________________
      / _____________________ /|
      / / ___________________/ / |
      / / /| | / / |
      / / / | | / / . |
      / / /| | | / / /| |
      / / / | | | / / / | |
      / / / | | | / / /| | |
      / /_/__________________/ / / | | |
      /________________________/ / | | |
      | ______________________ | | | | |
      | | | | | |_________| | |__| | |
      | | | | |___________| | |____| |
      | | | / / ___________| | |_ / /
      | | | / / / | | |/ / /
      | | | / / / | | | / /
      | | |/ / / | | |/ /
      | | | / / | | ' /
      | | |/_/_______________| | /
      | |____________________| | /
      |________________________|/
      • IronPwnage, on 05/01/2008, -1/+12lolifail : (
      • MiDri, on 05/01/2008, -1/+50Well on a side note, you drew a sweet E.
      • blitzkriegpunk, on 05/01/2008, -0/+7Sorry, but... myhairyass.com?
      • IllBeBack, on 05/01/2008, -0/+4┌─────┐
        ╞═════╡
        └─────┘
    • NeoCortex, on 05/01/2008, -0/+14He must have been lusting after both the Girl With Big Boobs, and his lost Companion Cube. Poor guy.
    • CabesMojo, on 05/01/2008, -0/+11Totally did that during a dynamics final. Felt like my insides were going to burst open so I tried to relieve the pressure. Huge freaking fart. I just kept my head down and working away, then I noticed the only sound in the whole room was just my pencil scratching away. Then some kid did that muffled laugh trying to hold it in thing and it was all over, couldn't stop laughing.
    • identitymatrix, on 05/01/2008, -0/+1I at least try to make it look like I'm doing graph theory homework, e.g. drawing 3, 4, or 5-regular graphs.
  • synystar, on 05/01/2008, -3/+222"The most prominent Native American tribe in the French-American war was four?" I almost got my ass kicked once for doing that to someone but it was worth it.
    • toliseju, on 05/01/2008, -1/+28YOU PRICK! I NEVER GOT YOU BACK FOR THAT!
  • Froderick, on 05/01/2008, -1/+197Holy *****... As I sit here typing this, I am currently in the middle of a 2 hour break between classes. And the class I just came from, I did all of this (except my ones *WERE* silent).
    • t0ny, on 05/01/2008, -0/+95I was sitting in class tonight and someone in the back of the class farted and then a few seconds later say "That was me... Sorry."
      It was pretty funny the way he said it.
  • digghalo, on 05/01/2008, -7/+32Haha this is too too true. Best CHTV video yet.
  • whitesaint, on 05/01/2008, -96/+283Digg me down.
  • WonderBoy55, on 05/01/2008, -3/+403Dugg for drawing of cubes and funky 'S's.
    • ummmmm, on 05/01/2008, -4/+28Surfer S's.
      • KMye, on 05/01/2008, -1/+32do kids actually still do that?
        • Gregus1032, on 05/01/2008, -1/+24I do it, and i'm 21.
        • FadieZ, on 05/01/2008, -0/+31My best friend does it and thinks he invented it.
      • OhROFL, on 05/01/2008, -0/+26Yeah. Stussy S's. You gotta be really bored though.
    • EmileVictor, on 05/01/2008, -2/+38stussis?
    • travitherabbi, on 05/01/2008, -7/+10"the 's' is for sucks"
      • Sreta, on 05/01/2008, -1/+4Dugg down? Am I the only one who gets the Trogdor quote? Or am I the only other fan?
        • travitherabbi, on 05/02/2008, -0/+3I guess so. That's okay, though - on a scale from one to awesome, I think you're Super Great.
        • PrincessSalami, on 05/05/2008, -0/+2Get a room you two.
    • thetanman, on 05/01/2008, -0/+38Haven't seen those since middle school... good times.
      • celkin, on 05/08/2008, -0/+13rd grade for me. They were always written on black cover sheets.
    • chrgrose, on 05/01/2008, -1/+5middle school is right. Man those were the days... ok no really, middle school sucked ass.
    • KingGorilla, on 05/01/2008, -1/+15I drew penis's, like 8% of kids do it
      • cleverdiggname, on 05/02/2008, -0/+3correction 7%, did your parents also make you avoid phallic-shaped foods?
    • jakobmakob, on 05/01/2008, -11/+1````/`
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  • geoffcybor, on 05/01/2008, -3/+74this one time i ate like a whole chocolate cake
    • xTRUMANx, on 05/01/2008, -1/+31Was that in band camp?
    • kamikaze87, on 05/01/2008, -10/+16The cake is a lie!
    • Chirp08, on 05/01/2008, -3/+16lol, I would love to see this. Imagine a kid walking in with a whole cake, putting it on his desk, then proceeding to reach into his bag to pull out a container of milk, a fork, a knife, and a napkin, and eating cake for the next 2 hours in front of everyone.
    • AgentMull, on 05/01/2008, -1/+2... and then, she did.
  • Coolestdude1, on 05/01/2008, -4/+31omg who are you and how did you get in my brain!!!
  • UltramegaOK, on 05/01/2008, -2/+149I love the coughing insurance on the silent farts.
    I usually life one cheek and cough loudly or scrape my desk against the floor for noise insurance.
    • thePTS, on 05/01/2008, -0/+35I tend to sing some verse from a tune and stomp my feet in a random pattern.
      • Chirp08, on 05/01/2008, -1/+41I slap the ***** out of the kid siting in front of me, 60% of the time, it works every time.
    • kenplaysviola, on 05/01/2008, -1/+6I don't get it. How can you still get away with masquerading your farts but not the smell? It'll still be obvious it's you.
      • acetv, on 05/01/2008, -0/+17You can determine who farted just from the smell?
        • ssn697, on 05/01/2008, -0/+12I can identify my Dad's farts from at 50 yards, easily...
      • PrincessSalami, on 05/05/2008, -2/+1Your Mom seems able to just fine...
    • bagboyrebel, on 05/01/2008, -0/+1I also use the desk scraping strategy, I don't think they've caught on yet.
    • jcm267, on 05/01/2008, -0/+13I like holding in my farts at the gym until that guy who doesn't wash his hands after using the urinal is about to walk by to get another drink from the fountain.
      • ssn697, on 05/01/2008, -0/+13They say you hear a sentence every day that you have never heard before. Well, I just read one ;-)
    • pintomp3, on 05/01/2008, -0/+7coughing often insures it will come out louder.
    • MessiR10, on 05/02/2008, -0/+2I do the cough sometimes but what works better is doing fart sounds with you mouth nobody would know which is real ..you will look immature making fart sounds though. If it smells really bad what you do is say something stinks before you fart.
    • lukas88, on 05/02/2008, -0/+4cough farts are hard to time. More realistically is the innocent fart. No one except the people in your immediate vicinity can knows that it was really you, so your best bet is to look innocent and/or accusatory at someone else.

      Even better is the "yeah, I just farted, jealous?" look, but that takes some major ***** balls.
  • gabesobol, on 05/01/2008, -10/+298fantastic! although they are missing the inevitable erection right before being called to the board. High school was great...
    • wildbillhick, on 05/01/2008, -3/+70i think this is college.
      • pyro789x, on 05/01/2008, -3/+34If it's college, why didn't he just leave when he decided not to pay attention in class? Every time I get bored or know I'm just not listening to the teacher, I either try to pay attention or leave.
        • JeffD, on 05/01/2008, -2/+38Because leaving is more disruptive than sleeping?
        • Jektal, on 05/01/2008, -0/+50Osmosis.
          If you're asleep in your room, you learn nothing. If you're asleep in class, you just might remember something. Vaguely.
        • SeasonedBeef, on 05/01/2008, -5/+10My college usually took attendance in class so I couldn't do that :-(
          • wildbillhick, on 05/01/2008, -1/+3i like how you are voted down for the type of college you attended.
          • lotsa1s, on 05/01/2008, -1/+0I dugg you down for the type of college you attended, Beef.
        • bagboyrebel, on 05/01/2008, -0/+6not all classes are optional, especially not the smaller classes.
    • jmpeagle, on 05/01/2008, -3/+88always wear pants/shorts with pockets and walk up with one hand in your pocket holding it down

      you could always fake sitting wrong and "realizing your leg is numb"...then proceed to punch yourself in the leg until your erection has gone down under the guise of waking your leg up
      • Stevo23, on 05/01/2008, -0/+32Wow, that's actually fairly clever. I'd never thought of that.
      • chrgrose, on 05/01/2008, -0/+3I've done the hand in pocket thing a couple times. Although usually you can just shift it up and kind of hunch over. Depends on what kinda shirt your wearing though.
      • PrincessSalami, on 05/05/2008, -0/+5You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.
      • Faucht, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3I bet those few girls who read this think we're kidding. We aren't. This is what we go through.
    • OhROFL, on 05/01/2008, -1/+72That or the surreptitious "up-tuck" into the waistband, let gravity do its thing on the hofnar (hard on for no apparent reason).
      • ihate2regist, on 05/01/2008, -0/+57no apparent reason, my ass! Did you forget about girl with big boobs?
        • Chirp08, on 05/01/2008, -0/+39The worst part is that as your sitting there thinking "why wont this erection go away, this is really inconvenient" you are still instinctively staring at the chick with big boobs
          • celkin, on 05/08/2008, -0/+2or staring at the clock with big boobs

            Wait...what?
      • screwfanboys1, on 05/01/2008, -0/+3i prefer narb (no apparent reason boner)
    • chrgrose, on 05/01/2008, -0/+9god damned erections think they can do whatever they want. sheesh.
    • ohhaiitsryan, on 05/01/2008, -0/+3count by multiples of 13. 60% of the time... every time
    • irvin666, on 05/01/2008, -0/+9I've done every single of those tricks. I imagine me watching a black and white video of barrels rolling down the hill. Works like a charm. Note: may not work with people with barrel fetishes.
    • mrjoanofarc, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2Man, everybody must have done a good job hiding cause I thought I was the only one (during the H.S. years)... :'( I think the "surreptitious 'up-tuck'" is truly the best, with an un-tucked shirt (who tucks their shirt in public school, anymore?). No questionable hand-in-the-pocket and the shirt façades anything else.
  • jmpeagle, on 05/01/2008, -4/+79because the women in our daydreams/dreams have clothes on?
    • darthschriver, on 05/01/2008, -0/+14EXACTLY what i was thinking, my daydreams are far dirtier
    • callmeTroy, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1its a show idiot... its not porn! THINK of the kids!!
  • wildbillhick, on 05/01/2008, -0/+197I'm a TA, and I still do this.
    • reddevil3, on 05/01/2008, -0/+19Heh exactly. I'm one too, and I do this in my classes too of course (but not the ones I'm teaching).
      • AntzNZ, on 05/01/2008, -0/+15Yeah, you better say that....
        • Wesside, on 05/01/2008, -2/+22Not his fault girls these days dress like whores, I'd look too
      • darthschriver, on 05/01/2008, -2/+6im gonna call ***** on that one
      • LacY, on 05/02/2008, -0/+2I fell asleep when I was sitting in on the class I TA'd (the most stupid rule ever) and totally woke myself up making some weird noise. Everyone turned and giggled, I turned red, and felt like I was right back in middle school again... (at least it showed that I could commisserate when they bitched about the class, which was total *****).
    • killbert24, on 05/01/2008, -6/+1A TA is a teacher's assistant, not a teacher.
      • Mageling, on 05/01/2008, -0/+6And sometimes they teach a problem session or fills in for the class lecture. It all depends on the class and university.
      • evilrobot, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2good job spanky!! :D
  • cw1242, on 05/01/2008, -0/+403They forgot the part where you twitch for no reason then wake up embarassed.
    • earthceltic, on 05/01/2008, -3/+55reason: your brain thinks you're falling over because your head goes down to a certain angle and freaks
    • AussieFox, on 05/01/2008, -1/+26Haha, I had a girl in one of my classes fall asleep.

      And I mean dead asleep, she was lightly snoring with drool from the side of her mouth. Took 10 odd seconds of shaking to wake her
      • cjshamrock, on 05/01/2008, -0/+38She did have big boobs though, right?
      • redneckblues, on 05/01/2008, -1/+33I was just waking her up officer!
      • cccombobreaker, on 05/01/2008, -0/+3when I'm really knocked out it takes at least 11 even seconds to wake me up
      • Cowmin, on 05/01/2008, -3/+7Wait, hold on! You actually saw someone sleeping in class once? I wish I could go to your school to see that kind of crazy *****.
        • AussieFox, on 05/02/2008, -1/+3It was a class of 4 people.

          Wasn't exactly inconspicuous
      • thetinguy, on 05/01/2008, -0/+1Happened to me before. The prof even TRIED to wake me up, but I was dead asleep
      • h4mx0r, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1I think she's dead Jim...
        Oh wait.
    • albaghly, on 05/01/2008, -0/+5happens too often! its so true
    • Angus5, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2Haha, that's the worst!
    • Namaha, on 05/01/2008, -0/+4I thought I was the only one...
    • twrife, on 05/01/2008, -0/+5This happened to me in College Algebra last year. I fell asleep with my coat on and was nice and warm and comfy. I guess I was dreaming that I was falling and when I fell I jumped about an inch and made a whole bunch of noise. We had a sub that day though so it wasn't too terrible.
  • vault, on 05/01/2008, -10/+76This is a lot funnier than the usual, canned generic crap that ends up on collegehumor.
    • why3th, on 05/01/2008, -2/+9The honest ad was also fairly decent. What the hell is going on...
      • DanCV, on 05/01/2008, -0/+8Actually, this isn't their first success. CHTV has been producing similarly high quality stuff for nearly two years. Check out CollegeHumor.com/CHTV.
      • Maver1c, on 05/01/2008, -0/+3I agree, There are so many videos on CHTV that are better than this. This one was really good, but i can think of 5 videos from just the Hardly Working series alone that made me laugh more.
    • Daiken, on 05/02/2008, -0/+7I'm starting to really like College Humor. A lot of their original videos are pretty funny.
  • gameradam, on 05/01/2008, -10/+47What girls think about in class?

    Shoe Shopping

    *Shutters*
    • Vich, on 05/01/2008, -40/+17Shoe Shopping and Shutters?
      From Wikipedia ~ Shutters may refer to:
      Windows:
      * Window shutter, a solid window covering used to block light and winds
      * Hurricane shutter, a reinforced window shutter for protection in strong winds
      Optical:
      * Shutter (photography), a photographic device that administers the exposure by limiting the time over which light is admitted
      * Movie projector shutter, used to interrupt the emitted light during the time the film is advanced to the next frame
      * Stage lighting shutter, used to modify the light cast by a theatre light
      * A device used to manipulate pulses of light in a signal lamp
      Acoustic:
      * Swell shutter, a flap used to control the flow of air through the pipes in a pipe organ
      Films:
      * Shutter (Thai film), a 2004 horror film from Thailand
      * Shutter (US film), a 2004 film from the United States
      * Shutter (Short film), a 2001 short film by Jannu Alain Goldschmidt
      * Shutter (2008 film), a 2008 horror film starring Joshua Jackson
      Other
      * Shuttering is the permanent closure of a building or business.
    • Servebot, on 05/01/2008, -1/+54in other words Vich is correcting you; it should be *shudders*
    • iamsocruel, on 05/01/2008, -0/+46i'm a girl and i look at the chicks boobs too, oh and shoes
      • pigducksheep, on 05/01/2008, -0/+58Can't you just look at your own?
      • jc7012, on 05/01/2008, -0/+15Or can I do it for you?
      • msk275, on 05/01/2008, -0/+38i'm a guy and i look at chicks boobs too, oh and bodies.
        i didn't even know girls wore shoes.
    • STLMikey, on 05/01/2008, -0/+4no dude. They draw cubes too.
    • iamsocruel, on 05/02/2008, -0/+6and we draw hearts
  • jamesmudgett, on 05/01/2008, -3/+54The 'S' really takes some time to perfect
    • Nath2k8, on 05/01/2008, -6/+11/
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      Yup lol.
    • BTom14, on 05/01/2008, -0/+15Ya but I think the mona lisa probably takes a little more time.
  • uziko, on 05/01/2008, -17/+170i don't like looking at boobs, it makes me want to touch and lick them which i can't do witch makes me unhappy
    • OhROFL, on 05/01/2008, -4/+185Well on your way to becoming a rapist... and how do you spell "which" wrong when you spelled it right four words before?
      • Ender008, on 05/01/2008, -0/+153Maybe he combined two sentences. He can't touch and lick boobs, and witches make him unhappy.
      • coyote1284, on 05/01/2008, -4/+56Just because you dress like a slut, doesn't mean you're a slut. Just because I act like a rapist, doesn't mean I'm a rapist.
        • cjshamrock, on 05/01/2008, -1/+5Of course.
        • arjung, on 05/01/2008, -0/+9just because i dress like a police officer doesn't mean i am one. (chappelle)
      • vitaminKUnit2, on 05/01/2008, -1/+10Because he its typing on the intenet, where pepole spell things wrong all teh time.
    • suspid, on 05/01/2008, -1/+78Witches make us all unhappy
    • mrlivingston, on 05/01/2008, -1/+11Samantha Stevens. Double mmmmmmmm.
  • Vich, on 05/01/2008, -2/+40I'm out of school, and I still draw things like that in the middle of meetings at work >.
    • Mjv21, on 05/01/2008, -0/+21Yeah me too. I mean I'd like to think I've matured slightly. Replace the S's with little cars or stick men doing battle or something like that. Its much more sophisticated than the S or a Cube.
      • corneliusJones, on 05/01/2008, -0/+9yep, my doodles have also evolved to stick men
  • zaii7, on 05/01/2008, -4/+152college humor has moved up a notch...its at notch 1
    • crazymaster16, on 05/01/2008, -10/+3yeah
    • dsmx, on 05/01/2008, -0/+12just 10 to go then.
    • follower64, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2It's the first notch, but they're working on their 3rd prestige, so...
    • mirunit, on 05/01/2008, -0/+1As in first gear?
    • Maver1c, on 05/01/2008, -4/+1I'm interested to know what sites you think are so far superior to collegehumor, because to me collegehumor isn't a "notch 1" website.
      • follower64, on 05/01/2008, -1/+1eBaum's world, duh douchefag! /sarcasm
  • mastazed, on 05/01/2008, -0/+11now that thats over, time to look back...
  • theotherdude, on 05/01/2008, -0/+50I prefer to draw increasingly larger circles in multiple spots on my page until they start to hit up against each other, then just keep outlining each new shape until the page is filled with really trippy looking bubbles and lines.

    That can keep me occupied for at least an entire lecture.
    • Servebot, on 05/01/2008, -0/+13ill try that... cubes and spirals are getting old
    • Jektal, on 05/01/2008, -0/+4Hells yeah. Although I usually just started with some random polygons, not circles.
      Also, off-hand writing. Write your notes on the right-hand sheet in the notebook, and write the alphabet and stupid phrases over and over on the left-side sheet.
    • AdmiralJimbob, on 05/01/2008, -0/+9I draw elephants. Big elephants, small elephants, sad elephants, happy elephants. It's quite wonderful.
      Oh, and penises, but that's probably a given.
    • LondonV, on 05/01/2008, -0/+0Thank you! my psych class will have meaning again
    • ubergeek09, on 05/01/2008, -0/+1Thank you so much, I need to try that.
  • gfxl, on 05/01/2008, -0/+26Cube and awkward shape drawer here :D
  • Shuukyoku, on 05/01/2008, -1/+129I feel his pain, but what could he do? I mean, tank tops have powers man, we can't be held responsible just because Busty McFly wanted to take the girls out for a walk that day.
    This is why I keep getting sexual harassment complaints...
    • Hillyard, on 05/01/2008, -3/+29Busty McFly
      • pigducksheep, on 05/01/2008, -22/+2Thank you for repeating something he said.
        • Hillyard, on 05/01/2008, -16/+1There was supposed to be a WTF Busty McFly but thanks for pointing out the obvious.
        • celkin, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1Thank you for repeating something he said.
  • OMGAero, on 05/01/2008, -6/+2When I'm bored I turn all my little crossing outs in my book into giant black holes.
  • musicfreak87, on 05/01/2008, -1/+31a Flame throwing prof., student w/ big boobs, and a disco light classroom. Yep thats college alright.
  • Chiminichanga, on 05/01/2008, -27/+1college humor productions are the suck. Just stick to showing youtube run-off, racking up those ad banner placements and stfu.
  • zebraz, on 05/01/2008, -42/+4Who cares how big her boobs are
    She's ugly
  • djtyrant, on 05/01/2008, -2/+16Scary how close to my college classes that is -.-
  • robertnealan, on 05/01/2008, -12/+2Hmm...nom nom nom.
  • Photokon, on 05/01/2008, -0/+10I laughed a few times. Pretty true stuff.
  • gritta, on 05/01/2008, -16/+3OGC?
  • JoEBlack982, on 05/01/2008, -8/+30College Humor original videos are funnier than SNL and MadTV plus that new ***** show The Root of All Evil combined.
    • Aetherine, on 05/01/2008, -10/+5Die in a hole on fire, Black is an amazing man.
      • proghead, on 05/01/2008, -0/+17too bad his shows sucks.
      • spider418, on 05/01/2008, -0/+11He can be very funny, too bad in that show he's part of an audience...
      • hinchb, on 05/01/2008, -2/+6let me up on stage and I'll yell and get really pissed while making generic jokes so obviously I'll be funny
      • lAmoebal, on 05/01/2008, -0/+5Dane Cook?
        • cjshamrock, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2No, Joe Rogan.But that's because he's high on DMT everytime
  • dangitstim, on 05/01/2008, -0/+31Warm air blanket, gets me every time.
  • reginaldino, on 05/01/2008, -3/+4ah, so true. Brings back many a good memory
  • woofers07, on 05/01/2008, -4/+167I'm usually good at focussing in lectures, but when a girl sits in front of me with her little thong sticking out, I'm done.
    • ell0bo, on 05/01/2008, -3/+43I've always sat in the back of classes, so I never got to see too many boobs while sitting there. However i did mentally undress most to see what they'd look like during doggy style, particularly if they had a whale tale sitting out.
    • Wesside, on 05/01/2008, -0/+14I must admit I love that too.
    • darthschriver, on 05/01/2008, -0/+36The WORST is a hot professor, I might as well just drop that class because all im gonna learn is how to visualize her naked for 50 to 75 minutes 3 times a week
      • Picaroon, on 05/01/2008, -1/+17Yeah but you show up every time, without fail. And I probably learn more that way from osmosis than from someone boring.
      • navster15, on 05/01/2008, -1/+4Hot professors? This is a new concept to me. Do they truly exist?
        ^engineering student^
    • identitymatrix, on 05/01/2008, -0/+3I sit in the front row to make sure I can't get distracted, and so I'm too nervous to fall asleep.
      • Trichomonas, on 05/01/2008, -0/+1Same. Sit in the first two to three rows and you won't get distracted at all.
    • clark24, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2I was thinking the same thing! I'm always on the lookout for the whale tail to pop out. Sometimes it can distract me for an entire class... Especially if it's right on the brink of popping out.. it's like you don't want to take your eye off of it in case you miss it.
  • passedoutghost, on 05/01/2008, -28/+5Sadly for me this isn't quite true. While I do take the occasional moment to look at a girl's chest, I usually pay attention and take notes like mad. I'm paying for this education, I might as well get take advantage of it.

    Now you can digg me down for showing some sense.
    • altinnovation, on 05/01/2008, -1/+7Welllllllll..........are you failing or something? Unless you're failing you should take the occasional look at teh girls' boobs.
      But then again, if you do then you'll probably just be misearable.
      • passedoutghost, on 05/01/2008, -10/+0Why look at what you can't touch? Waste of time. Besides I've found that the hot chicks are psycho and have egos as fragile as egg shells.
        • D14BL0, on 05/01/2008, -2/+9Maybe YOU can't touch.

          Probably because your nose is too deep in them books.
          • passedoutghost, on 05/02/2008, -2/+0For now, once I graduate and make some cash, then I'll be able to touch any and all I want.
        • lukeyd2006, on 05/01/2008, -4/+3And your right hand is busy with your shlong whilst masturbating.
        • darthschriver, on 05/01/2008, -1/+3you say fragile ego, I say easy target
    • STLMikey, on 05/01/2008, -0/+4dugg down for lying.
  • Hangly, on 05/01/2008, -8/+67How can anyone be bored by a history lecture?
    • 420addict, on 05/01/2008, -14/+6we're not all nerds?
    • blahtastic, on 05/01/2008, -1/+95You kidding? I got bored reading your comment.
    • keitarofujiwara, on 05/01/2008, -1/+8Easy, pay attention.
    • Infidelcastr0, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2Not so much the subject as the teacher.
    • Trichomonas, on 05/01/2008, -0/+5All the science students? (At least that applies to me.)
  • munjalm, on 05/01/2008, -0/+16Bottle thing. Spot on. =P
  • charlietuna, on 05/01/2008, -0/+1+1 for good breastage, -1 for recycled punchline = zeeero
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