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collegehumor.com — When you think about it, the Walk of Shame is pretty much the March of the Penguins with boobs.

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  • hi11arysue, on 08/04/2008, -4/+193Maybe that should be an informational video for new college students...
  • Chimone, on 08/04/2008, -11/+159Damn, I miss college

    • lgh0s7l, on 08/05/2008, -3/+46Damn, i love college
      • zzz@tkz, on 08/05/2008, -6/+29Damn, I can't wait to go to college in 14 days.
      • houndeyex, on 08/05/2008, -2/+83Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
      • diggapleeeze, on 08/05/2008, -1/+48Damn, I'm still paying off my student loans
      • ayeroxor, on 08/05/2008, -2/+11Damn, I wish I was your lover.
      • candijone, on 08/05/2008, -23/+2Damn, I am Just High school :(
      • Thogster, on 08/05/2008, -3/+30Wait, you're a school?
      • DearSergio, on 08/05/2008, -14/+1Damn, I'm taking summer classes. Not because I have to, but because I want to.
      • spaceshipsix, on 08/05/2008, -3/+1damnit
      • jrizzo, on 08/05/2008, -2/+9I'm glad I graduated and still live in a college town. Just when I get tired of the scenery, it graduates and I get fresh new ones!
      • KibblesnBitts, on 08/05/2008, -1/+1Damn, I can't wait to move away to college in 11 days
    • neotrantor, on 08/05/2008, -9/+3Damn... whats colllege?
      • AchaIemoipas, on 08/05/2008, -0/+8I think it's when you stick stuff to a piece of a cardboard to make some kind of artwork.
    • blackdea7h, on 08/05/2008, -9/+1damn, i wish i never left college
    • Wakkyweed, on 08/05/2008, -14/+6That’s what I love about these college girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
      • brettmurf, on 08/05/2008, -2/+3I guess no one likes that movie?
      • RobotBuddha, on 08/05/2008, -3/+2Tired of hearing the quote almost every day. It's like if people had kept doing Jim Carry impressions from the mask for years.
      • Wakkyweed, on 08/05/2008, -0/+2@RobotBuddha

        "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN!"

        I hope you enjoyed that Jim Carey quote. I think I'll start using it in all of my posts now.
    • Ansem, on 08/05/2008, -4/+7I dropped out of college.
    • gtownplaya, on 08/05/2008, -0/+4***** college
      University ftw!
    • je12u, on 08/05/2008, -0/+3Dam, me not go to coleege
  • rdolishny, on 08/04/2008, -5/+486That voiceover is incredible. Just looked him up. He's "the voice of Yoda" in clone wars. Amazing!!!

    http://tomkane.voices.com/
    • abteenbag, on 08/04/2008, -1/+27He has incredible range. Listen to his cartoon voices.
    • Jashro, on 08/05/2008, -2/+102Heh, I initially thought it was Morgan Freeman until I read the credits.
      • crazycarlmar, on 08/05/2008, -24/+16How would reading the credits change what you initially thought?
      • ayeroxor, on 08/05/2008, -4/+16That's a great question. Another great question: How is it that reading letters forms sounds of words in your mind, and then you find you know things you didn't know before reading these soundy written things?
      • MickJT, on 08/05/2008, -4/+14ayeroxor, I think you missed the point of crazycarlmar's post. An *initial thought* cannot be changed, as it's in the past. Future thoughts, however..
      • orbitz, on 08/05/2008, -1/+0He must have done a similar voiceover for a Robot Chicken skit called March of the Penguin, because me and my friends could have sworn it was Morgan Freeman doing it but Robot Chicken is a tad beneath him and he wasn't in the credits.
      • jayobear, on 08/05/2008, -0/+3crazycarlmar is right people. You can't change what you initially thought.
      • donttaseme, on 08/05/2008, -0/+2"How is babby formed?"
    • Stalks, on 08/05/2008, -7/+50In that clip he sounded like Morgan Freeman.
    • drunkentoad, on 08/05/2008, -1/+47Its like a cross between Patrick Stewart and Morgan Freeman (a.k.a The most awesome voice combination known to man)
      • asiarock, on 08/05/2008, -7/+3Maybe throw in Anthony Hopkins and then it's perfect.
    • shibbay, on 08/05/2008, -0/+10Also: http://www.tomkane.com
    • cubbiesx, on 08/05/2008, -0/+44Great impersonation of Morgan Freeman. Had me fooled.
    • jasonh1234, on 08/05/2008, -2/+53That WASN'T Morgan Freeman?!!?!
    • Izzardo, on 08/05/2008, -0/+3Yoda + Magneto + Kim Possible villain = Morgan Freeman??
    • jphandley, on 08/05/2008, -0/+0Ok love the link to voices.com. I had never heard of it....now I'm wasting my day!
    • Eldorian, on 08/05/2008, -0/+3He rocks. I met him at a convention earlier this year and he was doing all kinds of different voices for some of the younger kids. His range is really incredible and he was a class act at the convention as well. It was a shame that a lot of people there didn't really know who he was.
    • DearSergio, on 08/05/2008, -1/+2Clone Wars rocks!
    • jfreeman, on 08/05/2008, -2/+6He's got an incredible ego to go along with it, from the looks of that page.
      • gn0stik, on 08/05/2008, -0/+3It's called a resume'.
      • Crawlers, on 08/05/2008, -2/+1jfreeman got an incredible retardation to go along with it, from the looks of that comment.
      • Nollykin, on 08/06/2008, -1/+2It's called a resume. Or a CV. It's showing off his notable achievements for prospective employers. Idiot.
    • babbitblob, on 08/05/2008, -0/+1.
  • gregjustsed, on 08/04/2008, -8/+145one of collegehumor's most epic videos to date...great work
    • SRSco, on 08/05/2008, -11/+1This isn't funny.
      • tidu, on 08/05/2008, -0/+7epic as in incredibly well-made and written
    • Augie1969, on 08/05/2008, -0/+3I have to admit...these collegehumor original vids are pretty good. Hope they keep it up :)
    • je12u, on 08/05/2008, -0/+1epic response to an epic video on an epic website!!
      epic, epic, epic....
  • BigTuna99, on 08/04/2008, -7/+750I wish I could talk like Morgan Freeman, I'd annoy everyone by narrating everything that's going on....
    • CrazyChair, on 08/05/2008, -2/+335"I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life."

      *Lois knocks Peter out*

      "I awoke several hours later in a daze."
    • speakafreaka, on 08/05/2008, -12/+87It was a sunny day, much more sunnier than the usual august days im use to as I stepped out on to the street with a spring in my step. It hadn't occured to me that someone like Morgan Freeman should have to look both ways before crossing the road but..

      wait, too soon?
    • Grooblle, on 08/05/2008, -0/+33"He would come to remember that morning very well. Arriving early to get the seat by the window. He carefully unpacked as to not disturb the elderly woman caught in a nap. The banana and then the sandwich. You could say he was a man of routine. You could say that. But on Tuesday the 15th, Sandy Dunfrey would come to learn one thing they don't teach you in school books... He was Lactose Intollerant."
    • LucasG2, on 08/05/2008, -0/+71"Ever since I was a little boy people have enjoyed the sound of my voice. And I figured you either get busy talkin or you get busy dyin'. The work is really quite easy. Why even right now I'm just sitting in a chair, sipping some tea and reading from a script. The wall is covered in something that resembles egg crates except they're soft and spongy, like a twinkie...like a twinkie."
    • shakbhaji, on 08/05/2008, -1/+47I read the previous three quotes in my head with Morgan Freeman's voice. I should do that much more often. Dugg so hard your mothers felt it.
    • Blade2000, on 08/05/2008, -11/+1Instead of annoying everyone here with your comments?
    • 1800collect, on 08/05/2008, -14/+1R.I.P.
      • Wynner3, on 08/05/2008, -0/+5He's still alive. He just broke his arm in the accident.
      • bbqsalad, on 08/05/2008, -0/+2numbskull
      • 1800collect, on 08/07/2008, -1/+1Hah, it was a joke. I was wondering if I'd get a positive or negative amount of diggs. Looks like no one had my sense of humor.
    • edemerton, on 08/05/2008, -0/+8Maybe it's time to bust out your voice over machine and set it to the "Morgan Freeman setting".
    • calon9, on 08/05/2008, -0/+3I would go around stopping every stranger and saying "Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing..." while pointing a spoon at them.
  • LookItsJoe, on 08/04/2008, -12/+28Absolutely hysterical, and incredibly accurate.
    • shakbhaji, on 08/05/2008, -2/+5So, you knew someone that was in a frat?
    • ray4389, on 08/06/2008, -0/+1Heh I'm in a frat--so true....soooo true

      The only difference is half my frat frowns at sleeping around too much
  • Holocaust, on 08/04/2008, -13/+40College
    • SugarCoatedSalt, on 08/05/2008, -7/+5nothing like the movies and this clip.
  • Agger, on 08/04/2008, -19/+1Can't get it too work :(
  • ellioso, on 08/04/2008, -23/+0delta chi > sigma nu
    • LilJimmyNordin, on 08/05/2008, -2/+12Lambda Lambda Lambda
    • LucasG2, on 08/05/2008, -8/+3Tappa Tappa Kegga?
    • beckleyc, on 08/05/2008, -9/+0You should not be dugg down for this, it's a well known fact that Delta Chi is better than Sigma Nu.
      (Purdue Chapter FTW)
    • TheMidnight, on 08/05/2008, -0/+3Alpha Sigma Sigma.
    • sonicpentatonic, on 08/05/2008, -0/+1a bunch of Delta Iota Kappas in this thread
  • SnDin9, on 08/04/2008, -1/+235Well done CollegeHumor. The voiceover is definitely what makes it so great.
  • wheresmclean, on 08/05/2008, -3/+166Morgan Freeman's voice really does make everything more interesting and entertaining...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2BzLf2jwIM
    • snareguy17, on 08/05/2008, -1/+35Like a twinkie...like a twinkie.
    • matero5009, on 08/05/2008, -0/+0either get busy talking, or get busy dieing
  • JagPop, on 08/05/2008, -48/+1An old subject for making someone the butt of jokes (but still a good one).

    Here is one I bookmarked way back from Halloween 2006. Same subject but from the angle of being caught in eveningwear during the first bright flashes of nuclear warfare (oh, my!).


    http://digg.com/comedy/M_I_A_Michelle_Obama_FOUND

    FTA:

    This is Camille Paglia?

    My tastes are eclectic but I have somehow missed
    consuming her oeuvres. One exception - I do recall
    purgatory in a dentist's office and distracting my
    aching focus with an abridged version of her
    composition "Don't Let The Atomic Sunrise
    Catch You In Your Party Dress".


    The essay dealt with the plebeian paranoia associated
    with the lycanthropic transformation at dawn of
    cosmopolitan ladies garbed in expensive eveningwear
    to harlots when caught by first light as they skitter
    alone into the waiting doors of taxis.


    Every little girl, who grew up with nuclear warfare hidden
    under her bed in the d'Ike à Jackie era, was given a new
    layer of chittering psychosis upon the fear that on any
    evening, at any party, the instantaneous hemorrhage of
    light through drawn cotton curtains would howl and harken
    Atomic Sunrise.
  • jdmcadam, on 08/05/2008, -13/+1"I'm so going here"
    • GibsonSG91, on 08/05/2008, -0/+14Haha! I remember when he said that! Good times!
  • crazzy88ss, on 08/05/2008, -4/+226The morgan freeman like voice was awesome.

    I hope he's doing ok from his accident...
    • Sakumi, on 08/05/2008, -1/+37It sounds like he will have surgery tomorrow, but he should be O.K. overall.

      Best of wishes for him.
      • LilJimmyNordin, on 08/05/2008, -5/+14I hope he'll be well soon. He's the only one that can play Morgan Freeman in movies. Like he did in Dark Knight, Shawshank, etc....
      • RobotLeAwesome, on 08/05/2008, -1/+28Really? Morgan Freeeman is the only Morgan Freeman? *****, that sucks.
      • xeomage, on 08/05/2008, -0/+13Someone should make a backup, just in case.
      • JohnnyMarr, on 08/05/2008, -0/+3I'll fire up the cloning machine.
    • Nickdotnet, on 08/05/2008, -7/+1its not morgan freeman. look at the credits.
      • Nickdotnet, on 08/05/2008, -0/+1ok, digg me down, but its still not ***** morgan freeman
    • Skinner72, on 08/05/2008, -0/+2I hope Ms.Daisy is going to be OK also..
  • darkhero, on 08/05/2008, -5/+68How come this never happened to me. This video is a lie.
    • xadious, on 08/05/2008, -1/+12You need to refine your skills in regards to cornering drunk girls.
    • Flashtone, on 08/05/2008, -0/+5suck in that gut!
    • DrunkenDigger, on 08/05/2008, -1/+14You need to move out of your moms basement!
    • blackasinc, on 08/05/2008, -6/+0you were sober moron. well that or impatient...haha.

      Im Ghost,

      WNIOC
    • Lothar76, on 08/05/2008, -7/+2All jokes that play on the idea that young women are wanton whores are lies. Otherwise there wouldn't be so many frustrated, depressed, and bitter men and lesbians in the world. But for some reason the Internet eats this stuff up.
      • Lothar76, on 08/05/2008, -3/+1Oh sure, mod me down because I made an accurate observation. Whatever, Digg.
    • markormesher, on 08/05/2008, -0/+2Well I ask you this: your major was what exactly? Computer Science?
    • je12u, on 08/05/2008, -0/+2Because this doesn't happen too often at community schools.
    • queenstarsha, on 08/06/2008, -0/+1do you drink?
  • gimmeslack12, on 08/05/2008, -9/+26That was great....and sorority chicks wonder why they get a bad rap. Probably cause this ***** is as true as it gets.
    • teesa, on 08/05/2008, -8/+17It was great...however, the video didn't mention sorority chicks, but I guess you didn't notice. Probably because you never actually experienced this when you were in college. That's why guys like you get a bad rap - making poor assumptions about things they don't understand.
    • haikuFU, on 08/05/2008, -12/+4His assumptions, in this case, are correct. The sorority girls at my school were a bunch of sluts... and it was ***** awesome.
      • bassfanatik, on 08/05/2008, -2/+5Except for the sororities that have *exclusively* fat chicks. And yes, they do exist. Stay away.
      • BoneheadFarker, on 08/05/2008, -0/+3@bassfanatik

        Why? Fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay...
  • amelify, on 08/05/2008, -11/+0was kinda comforting to hear Morgan Freeman's voice when I heard of his accident today... but that wasn't Freeman....
  • bingegamer, on 08/05/2008, -12/+7I must say that the CollegeHumor production team has really made some classic stuff. This one's not as good as the fonts one, but funny nonetheless.
  • Oea420, on 08/05/2008, -9/+3Hah, it's so accurate it's almost scary in that light.
  • tombonneau, on 08/05/2008, -28/+1Buried for clearly being produced by Ax's creative agency and for calling it the March of Shame, when everyone knows it is the Walk of Shame.
    • Murdats, on 08/05/2008, -2/+12buried for obviously not understanding the title and not knowing what college humour is.
  • LowROI, on 08/05/2008, -1/+113lol Trajan font
    • RobotLeAwesome, on 08/05/2008, -1/+5Well, that is what March of the Penguins used – but yeah, typical movie font.
    • joegibes, on 08/05/2008, -0/+9TRAJAN IS THE MOVIE FONT
      TRAJAN IS EVERYWHERE
  • Cajole55, on 08/05/2008, -5/+66"And after riding her fourth penis in only six nights, young Ashley begins to consider changing her promiscuous ways, but realizes her love for the ***** is an undying, natural love that is much too strong to abandon."
  • auralvance, on 08/05/2008, -5/+61The girl's face in the shower is priceless!

    Alcohol + Unprotected Sex + College = The gift that keeps on giving
    • thehawk23, on 08/05/2008, -0/+27AIDS?
    • auralvance, on 08/05/2008, -0/+20...and that nice burnings sensation when you pee.
    • Darksider, on 08/05/2008, -0/+11Herpes The original gift that keeps on giving
    • striker1211, on 08/05/2008, -0/+1People who don't use condoms deserve AIDs. I'm sorry but amazingly ive been plastered off my ass and had enough sense to go "hey, i dont want to die in 5 years, i better use this thing in my wallet". Flavored condoms are expensive though...
      • TheNeptune, on 08/06/2008, -0/+1Pffft. God hate condoms, don't you know to "spray and pray" ?
  • hellride66, on 08/05/2008, -5/+38what the hell........I watched the whole thing and not once did they carry an egg with their feet

    • tcpip4lyfe, on 08/05/2008, -0/+30They carry the eggs inside them.
    • hellride66, on 08/05/2008, -3/+2AH HA HA HA HA
      sounds like something Butters would say
  • and303, on 08/05/2008, -1/+9Wow, really well done!
  • Drgn547, on 08/05/2008, -1/+18Dugg for the "Chicken Girl" at 1:41
  • hellride66, on 08/05/2008, -3/+17.......and I thought penguins were stupid.........
  • polishdude06, on 08/05/2008, -2/+46Planet College: a new series, soon to be releasing on the Discovery Channel...
    • CTRaider, on 08/05/2008, -0/+1I've heard it's not going to be on Discovery but on HDNET. Sandwiched between ArtMann Presents and Bikini Destinations.
  • GeezerD, on 08/05/2008, -9/+1So sad to see girls that hard up.
  • kubedawg, on 08/05/2008, -16/+4This was a fantastic bed time story. I can only dream that one day, I'll have the chance to become part of that ritual. for now, I'll have to settle with the whale, errr I mean, my girlfriend.
    • jnordb, on 08/05/2008, -0/+9Why do you call her a whale? Did you over-inflate her again?
  • goeric, on 08/05/2008, -8/+9I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought the narrator kind of sounded like Morgan Freeman
    • BenKenobi88, on 08/05/2008, -1/+12ehhhhh...that's the point...
    • adrenalmedulla9, on 08/05/2008, -0/+1You... COULD... look at the first several comments. You know, since that's mentioned repeatedly there.
  • BabyHulk, on 08/05/2008, -8/+3im sorry who slept with a penguin?
  • SenorBudd, on 08/05/2008, -1/+7*high five!
  • superspaldo707, on 08/05/2008, -2/+2i honestly thought the shower scene was gonna be a commercial for a new ax shower gel for girls....but still an awesome video
  • bananasluggy, on 08/05/2008, -4/+156Best quotes from dorm life:

    (Over-heard through the wall) "What do you mean you 'forgot to put one on'?"
    "I wonder if it's, like, difficult to sleep with a frat guy?"
    "I only want to go to parties where the guys are hot. I don't want to wake up next to an ugly guy."
    "Am I still a virgin if I was drunk when I did it?"
    "He said it was a rash! Now I've got it!"

    One girl across the hall from me slept with her "wall brother"... as in, they shared a dorm wall on the same floor (worst mistake ever.) Her bed and his bed were up against that wall for the entire school year... The "relationship" lasted about four weeks. After that, she had to listen to him with all his new girlfriends bumping and moaning away and, as we had co-ed bathrooms, she also had to see not only his girlfriends on a regular basis, but him as well.

    Another girl ran an "escort" service out of her dorm room. I recall seeing her in the cafeteria one day with these really nasty red sores all over her mouth. She had a really nice body but one of those faces that, while cute when young, winds up looking like a rotting apple after 35. She did make quite a lot doing her little thing though... about $600 a night, minimum. She got good grades too, so it worked for her.

    Dorm life was great... for about three weeks. I transferred in from a community college so I was a good three years older than everyone else. I didn't think it'd make much of a difference, but oh did it. I was the only one of legal age to drink, and the only one not plastered on Saturday night, or hung-over on Sunday. It was like high school... only 24/7. All the crap you think you left behind... it's in the dorms. If I could do it over again, I'd have lived off-campus. It just wasn't worth the expense or the drama.

    The best thing about college was being surrounded by people within 5 years of my age, mostly attractive, mostly unattached, and quasi-intelligent (they could at least spell their names.) The real world is all pot bellies, comb-overs, panty lines, wrinkles, and saggy butts. I miss college... the people were prettier.

    If I'd been 18, it'd have been different. ;)
    • smartmlp, on 08/05/2008, -1/+17Well considering only around 10% of the population is 18-24 at any time, your chances of running into another college age person in public are a lot smaller than when you are around a school. You might say that now, but when you have wrinkles, etc, you wont feel the same way. Also, most people I know only stayed in dorms their first 2 years or so before they went off campus into something rented. Its great to have the bonding experience when you first get there and at the same time its great to be independent during your last semesters.
      • RobotBuddha, on 08/05/2008, -0/+1"You might say that now, but when you have wrinkles, etc, you wont feel the same way."

        The wrinkles sure, but everything else is just having a tiny bit of common sense when it comes to taking care of your health and appearance.
    • bassfanatik, on 08/05/2008, -2/+7You must have lived in a ***** dorm. My freshman year in the dorms was the best year of college for me (from what I can remember), and I met some people I still talk to today.
    • MercyBuckets, on 08/06/2008, -0/+3Best college quote ever from a girl walking back from tailgating sophomore year.

      "Oh my god, I ***** HATE Billy SOOOOOO MUCH! I'm never speaking to him again. . . but I would totally have sex with him!"
  • btschul, on 08/05/2008, -13/+2The guy who narrates this is the guy who does the voice overs for movie trailers.
  • rosekevin, on 08/05/2008, -11/+6get out of my head, morgan freeman!!
  • bananasluggy, on 08/05/2008, -7/+2I should say, "the best thing about living on campus." I enjoyed most of my classes too, but then again, I'm a nerd. :D
  • pimpbot1979, on 08/05/2008, -3/+18Who directed this? If this is a low budget student project, it is a work of genius. Great directing, camera work and concept!
  • metalgel, on 08/05/2008, -8/+12it was a good voiceover and concept but not very funny. except when all the guys come out giving each other high 5s for the double standard.
  • Enfecktion, on 08/05/2008, -5/+86dugg for high-five double standard
    • queenstarsha, on 08/06/2008, -0/+2modern gals are not actually as ashamed as portrayed in the video. i've bonded with other women over how much dick we've seen. we high-five, too. but that doesn't make for such a hilarious video.
  • Wootstapler, on 08/05/2008, -15/+8Of course one of the females has a ***** iPhone.
    • BossKey, on 08/05/2008, -4/+14A ***** iPhone...
      ...wow. Is there anything it can't do.
      • RedSquaree, on 08/05/2008, -3/+1Yes.
      • Memitim, on 08/05/2008, -0/+1Apparently it can't keep you from getting clap of the yap after saying "Thanks for the drinks" in that uniquely pleasant way that many college girls do.
  • terrible0ne, on 08/05/2008, -15/+8Stupid whores dont have to act like penguins to make this funny. The narration is 50 times better than the ***** acting anyway!
  • dmourati, on 08/05/2008, -13/+76***** skanks.
  • NathanJr, on 08/05/2008, -5/+9Nothing more weirdly hateful than humor from a frat boy perspective.
    (Below viewing threshold)
  • rentmitchum, on 08/05/2008, -13/+5Dugg for having Yoda narrating in God's voice. If you understand that, you watch movies.
    • BenKenobi88, on 08/05/2008, -2/+11Don't have to, it was explained in one of the first comments...thanks though.
  • sterni, on 08/05/2008, -6/+4Oh man, brilliant explanation for those who never went to college.!!
  • bmystry, on 08/05/2008, -17/+10Would have been funnier if I didn't hate those whores so much.
    • nathron, on 08/05/2008, -0/+6I think you mean bitches...

      Whores will sleep with anyone.
      Bitches sleep with everyone but YOU.
  • Exton, on 08/05/2008, -20/+3white people
  • AmericanGunner, on 08/05/2008, -1/+13Quality.
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