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Two Trolls Make Barbie Soup

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  • adrian67, on 02/18/2008, -6/+15LOL
  • caponumen, on 02/18/2008, -6/+12More like a clam bake......
  • noupsell, on 02/18/2008, -1/+9figures they'd cook her
    • thehuskerfan, on 02/18/2008, -2/+2As opposed to what?? ... Oh, I see what you did there.
    • LeeSoong, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1Salt ?
    • piesforyou, on 02/19/2008, -0/+2We don't know what they did before they started cooking her though...
  • dotlizard, on 02/18/2008, -2/+4who hasn't wanted to do that?
    • polarbobbear, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1Who hasn't done that? At least if you had a sister growing up.
  • mrlef, on 02/18/2008, -11/+2How about a weak christian soup?
  • BuzzDiggity, on 02/18/2008, -1/+7man... i miss trolls!....
    • unicronband, on 02/18/2008, -3/+23Don't worry. There's plenty here on Digg!
    • theteuton, on 02/18/2008, -9/+3I BET THE GUY WHO TOOK tHIS PICTURE IS A PS3 OWNER, BEcAUSE THE PS3 HAS NO GOOD GAMES!!!!!1 MICRO$OFT FTW!!
      • theteuton, on 02/19/2008, -0/+0err...

        I was just kidding. :) I'm console indifferent.
    • LeeSoong, on 02/19/2008, -4/+3Zune is WAY better than iPhone.
      Linux sucks, switch to a real OS: Windows ME.

      And Hillary is far more fiscally conservative than Ron Paul,
      Obama / Black Panthers '08 !


      See the Barbie strip-tease NSFW: http://youtube.com/watch?v=XfTUDW93z6E
  • BigBallistix, on 02/18/2008, -2/+4Don't fear little girls, Tarzan will swing in on string cheese any second to add the peppercorns and capsicum. She won't be as bland as the entertainment she provides.
  • yongke, on 02/18/2008, -0/+61I find this disturbingly erotic...
    • jd33, on 02/18/2008, -0/+6you should see some Barbie Porn. seriously
      • kubedawg, on 02/18/2008, -1/+1*google images barbie porn* O_O Anime porn ain't got nothin on this!
    • pivovy, on 02/19/2008, -0/+2Makes me think about pencils
  • metapop, on 02/18/2008, -1/+15someone quick do a stop-motion of this. i want to see how this plays out.
    • thedragon4453, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1"Quick" and "stop motion" generally don't go hand in hand.
  • unicronband, on 02/18/2008, -2/+18Where was Ken during all of this?
    • bitterman316, on 02/18/2008, -0/+3In the next room, with a troll getting medieval on his ass.
    • jd33, on 02/18/2008, -0/+4Clearly, this happened after her divorce.
    • greenlight2001, on 02/18/2008, -1/+1Drinking beers in the living room, masturbating to pictures of Jem.
    • darny, on 02/18/2008, -1/+1Skipper.
    • bouncyman, on 02/19/2008, -0/+5Getting ready for Street Fighter 4!
  • Jakerzon, on 02/18/2008, -3/+14Rule 34.
  • ShoGunX900, on 02/18/2008, -5/+2shouldnt she be IN the pot..
    • shadeOfGrey, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1Trolls don't get the food network.
  • fratdaddy, on 02/18/2008, -1/+2a trippier return of the jedi
  • m00kie, on 02/18/2008, -1/+2i'm guessing she's filled with trollmanchowder?
  • Bologner, on 02/18/2008, -4/+1I find your lack of lawlz disturbing.
  • jd33, on 02/18/2008, -0/+2slut
  • BeeArePro, on 02/18/2008, -1/+37That's not funny, my sister died that way.
    • revansii, on 02/18/2008, -2/+14She died tied to a chop stick over boiling pot of liquid substance on a gas stove setup by trolls. Interesting.
  • wrathchilde, on 02/18/2008, -1/+3That chick is hot.
  • gannondork, on 02/18/2008, -0/+1Mattel is firing up it's lawyers already.
  • groone, on 02/18/2008, -0/+9That's not the way to do it. Everyone knows to tie the hands around the pole in front; not behind the back. Putting the head as they did is a mistake; it will slip out and she will fall into the pit when she starts to spasming from the flames. I hate amateurs.
    • Accolade1, on 02/18/2008, -0/+0Can you invite me to your cannibalism parties?
  • cambob76, on 02/18/2008, -0/+1The Olsen Twins are cannibals? uh... what did they ever do to me?
  • 9jellybeans, on 02/18/2008, -9/+29This made the front page?
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    • goreyend, on 02/18/2008, -7/+3this is more interesting than that stupid troll pic
    • Dylson, on 02/19/2008, -1/+2I dugg your comment because you used facepalm and you used ASCII. Amazing.
  • slumbum, on 02/18/2008, -0/+3I don't know why, but this makes me happy...and hungry.
  • MrMeikel, on 02/18/2008, -0/+1"Lol i love the little dwarf things watching barbie"

    ... I enjoyed the barbie and the soup, and the hob that they are on... and I think I can see some knives back there too, I like knives.
  • Kalakov, on 02/18/2008, -1/+1Is she naked ?
  • omenmedia, on 02/18/2008, -1/+5So *that's* what they do in between posting on Digg.
  • zjbird, on 02/18/2008, -0/+13right where barbie really belongs...the kitchen
  • mogebier, on 02/18/2008, -2/+20No, no,no... you put Barbie IN THE POT to make soup.
    All they are doing is slowly roasting her. Very slowly. More like steaming, actually.
    Trolls are not good cooks.
  • darny, on 02/18/2008, -0/+4thats...hot.
  • AlienMushroom, on 02/21/2008, -1/+2Who's gonna eat the *****?
  • Naught, on 02/18/2008, -1/+0This is retarded. Hear me out before digging me down! Roasting something on a spit only works if there is fire. In the pic the pot is covering the fire, so no heat. Boiling something only works if something is IN the pot. Having something OVER a pot will do nothing. In this pic barbie would never be cooked. She would just hang up there for hours and hours.
    • chix0r, on 02/19/2008, -1/+1Yes and obviously that pan is too big for the trolls to life themselves!! FAKE.
  • mlvassallo, on 02/18/2008, -0/+1Yup, this is exactly what I thought it would be. This topic delivers!
  • AncientWeird, on 02/18/2008, -0/+5Don't feed the trolls.
    Waht! They can cook now?
    • LeeSoong, on 02/19/2008, -0/+2Trolls can feed themselves.


      Isn't that the new Real Silicon LA Barbie with Natural Bounce (TM) breasts ?

      some people get all the nicest toys...
  • NathanielJ, on 02/18/2008, -3/+2Digg: Where e-mail forwards live on forever.

    Seriously, if you want to see crap like this, go to http://www.thefunniest.info/top.html (this picture is actually #10 there) but don't submit it to Digg.
  • adooga, on 02/18/2008, -0/+2bingobongony! Who's your friend?
  • velichk, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1
    "Lol i love the little dwarf things watching barbie"
    ... I enjoyed the barbie and the soup, and the hob that they are on... and I think I can see some knives back there too, I like knives.
  • RSS14, on 02/19/2008, -0/+8Someone, somewhere jacked off to this.
  • SteelCurtain08, on 02/19/2008, -0/+2buried for being ridiculously old....
  • AmandaQ, on 02/19/2008, -0/+0This warms the cockles of my heart.
  • jumpercable94, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1i see captain planet!
  • fwertz, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1Bobby Flay could throw down a much better Barbie-Q, omg get it? I'm like a vagina without the discharge.
  • nycmac247, on 02/19/2008, -2/+2I have only been on digg for a while ... but let me say this is some pretty sick *****.
    perverts!!!111!! all of you!!!!
  • Malchus89, on 02/19/2008, -0/+2Buried as something I've been doing for, like... ever..
  • llbaby193, on 02/19/2008, -0/+0I've got dibs on the ribs!
  • TheLastFreeMan, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1jaybol deserves to be in the barbie's position for submitting this crap.
  • Emilylime, on 02/19/2008, -0/+0Steamed boobies: gross
    Crispy fried boobies: delectable

    Learn how to cook, trolls.
  • whalt, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1Throw another Barbie on the shrimp.
  • x00x, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1There are better ways I can think of to eat Barbie. posted at the site under by Flickr user name
  • darkmaxprime, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1awkward turtle?
  • majehire, on 02/19/2008, -0/+1I agree, this is not Barbie Soup, but Steamed Barbie. Big difference.
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