Trapped in an Elevator...With Diarrhea watch!
break.com — This is exactly why it is illegal in the United States to install an elevator within 2 square miles of a Benihana.
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- tabion, on 04/29/2008, -5/+209The highlight of that was when he wiped his feces on the walls
- ZiggyDaZigster, on 04/29/2008, -0/+24I must highlight when he pry'd open the steel doors and stuck his ass against the crack and for some reason thought to rub back an forth where the door opens... I couldn't imagine how horrible that elevator would smell, especially since he ***** all down the door.
- Joffroi, on 04/29/2008, -8/+43The background music really makes this movie great. Video producers have realized that if they want people to watch a movie with ***** in it, they need to have classy music in the background (i.e. two girls one cup)
- ICSU, on 04/29/2008, -3/+42...it just copies the original.
- commenter01, on 04/29/2008, -1/+391 guy 1 elevator...
- MrViklund, on 04/29/2008, -14/+1What the heck do you mean "two girls one cup"? You mean two girls one man?
- iDiggIt42, on 04/30/2008, -0/+10I'd tell you to Google it but I'm not sure if I want to inflict the suffering on a fellow human.
- Chompy, on 04/30/2008, -0/+12Treasure your ignorance. Seriously.
- MrViklund, on 04/30/2008, -0/+2Ok.
- ElbertF, on 04/29/2008, -0/+40The original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8
- madeingermany, on 04/29/2008, -2/+14And if you read the full story of how messed up the life of the guy that really went through this became, it's not nearly as funny any more
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/0804 ...- piesforyou, on 04/29/2008, -1/+22My god. 95% of that article is historical and technological crap about elevators. You have to hunt for the 5% that tells his story!
- ahoyhoy, on 04/30/2008, -1/+13Welcome to the New Yorker. Grab a monical and laugh at the unfunny comics.
- asforme, on 04/29/2008, -0/+18"Loading up an empty elevator car with discarded Christmas trees, pressing the button for the top floor, then throwing in a match, so that by the time the car reaches the top it is ablaze with heat so intense that the alloy (called “babbitt”) connecting the cables to the car melts, and the car, a fireball now, plunges into the pit: this practice, apparently popular in New York City housing projects, is inadvisable."
WTF?
- piesforyou, on 04/29/2008, -1/+22My god. 95% of that article is historical and technological crap about elevators. You have to hunt for the 5% that tells his story!
- Tonorific, on 04/30/2008, -2/+3I'm not sure many people caught the parody
- themastersb, on 04/30/2008, -0/+4Probably a lot of people since it was just on front page last week.
- madeingermany, on 04/29/2008, -2/+14And if you read the full story of how messed up the life of the guy that really went through this became, it's not nearly as funny any more
- JoshChan, on 04/29/2008, -0/+11And then he wore back the shirt full of his *****...
- addieboy, on 04/29/2008, -3/+11My favorite part was when he tried to cover up the camera of he could masturbate. Then, hilarity ensues.
- Darkhacker, on 04/29/2008, -0/+11I didn't notice until I watched it a second time, but he is also choking himself with his tie while doing it.
- ThaDRD, on 04/29/2008, -0/+3The whole movie he's wiping his ***** on the walls. lol
- xsuite, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1Is it that or is the diarrhea coming with such a force that is spatters on the wall?
- hyunseob90, on 04/29/2008, -1/+2reminds me of 2 girls one cup. sort of.
- RichMig, on 04/30/2008, -0/+2Thanks a lot. I just had to find out what you were talking about.
Excuse me while I puke.- Arth718, on 04/30/2008, -0/+9Hi, welcome to the internet.
- RichMig, on 04/30/2008, -0/+2Thanks a lot. I just had to find out what you were talking about.
- happyRotter, on 04/29/2008, -0/+8Nah, I think the highlight is when his jacket falls from the camera while he's jacking off, around 02:12.
- billbert, on 04/30/2008, -1/+3that was the funniest ***** i've seen all day!
dugg for great justice!
- charlieville, on 04/29/2008, -14/+133I didnt catch this the first time but at 2:12 he's choking himself HA HA HA brilliant!
- amanilaenvelope, on 04/29/2008, -7/+17who me? i only watched it once.
- Stupidumb, on 04/29/2008, -6/+3nice
- Disease, on 04/30/2008, -0/+1Pansy
- MyDiggIsBig, on 04/29/2008, -2/+21he was choking something alright. 2 views? everyone saw it coming as he starting trying to block the camera
- yournightmare, on 04/29/2008, -0/+20Luckily he stopped right when the jacket fell off the camera, otherwise we would have seen it coming.
- deliciousapes, on 04/30/2008, -1/+0*****
- bwdd, on 04/30/2008, -0/+1I thought he was trying to block out the camera because he just noticed it was there.
- yournightmare, on 04/29/2008, -0/+20Luckily he stopped right when the jacket fell off the camera, otherwise we would have seen it coming.
- meburnette, on 04/29/2008, -2/+10Auto-Erotic asphyxiation
- CountryTime, on 04/29/2008, -4/+1from what i hear it's a pretty good feeling. just gotta get the timing right.
- robbob, on 04/29/2008, -1/+2...and jerking it under his shirt
- Osmose1000, on 04/29/2008, -2/+10OGC
- amanilaenvelope, on 04/29/2008, -7/+17who me? i only watched it once.
- NaziHatinChimp, on 04/29/2008, -8/+1093The guy above me watched this 2 times?
- CarStan, on 04/29/2008, -62/+24way to not use the reply button
- Merendino, on 04/29/2008, -2/+70was more effective the way he did it.
- ElbertF, on 04/29/2008, -1/+50He wasn't replying.
- LogicBomB, on 04/29/2008, -0/+26I normally agree but this was for humor's sake and clearly intentional, not a cop-out.
- kenedamick, on 04/29/2008, -5/+19Way to be a digg nazi douche
- fhernand, on 04/29/2008, -3/+100yes, by posting on a different thread, and furthermore, by referring to the other poster in the third person, he ignores and disassociates himself from the first postee, thus expressing his disapproval and tacit disgust.
and yes, i made up "postee"- Seemefearme, on 04/29/2008, -4/+16No you didn't.
- t3rmv3locity, on 04/29/2008, -0/+3***** ftw...
- slazer, on 04/29/2008, -1/+1it's for the people that don't read replies.
- muniak, on 04/29/2008, -4/+19Poop fetish.
- WaveyRavey, on 04/29/2008, -13/+4The guy above me doesnt know how to reply?
- kutateli, on 04/30/2008, -0/+20That's nothing.. he watched 2 Girls 1 Cup 38 times.
- stoobywon, on 04/30/2008, -4/+1you need help
- ligyron, on 04/30/2008, -0/+3The guy above me watched this 2 times?
- CelebVoy, on 04/30/2008, -0/+3He didn't watch the whole thing twice, if you know what I am getting at...
- CarStan, on 04/29/2008, -62/+24way to not use the reply button
- uriman, on 04/29/2008, -8/+118omfg... he puts on the same shirt that he did that on
- amanilaenvelope, on 04/29/2008, -9/+2i love it when he realizes that when he puts on the shirt that he just ***** on he goes "oh god WTF did i just do!!"
- killbert24, on 04/29/2008, -7/+82That is ***** hilarious. I can imagine the door finally opening and seeing the faces of the people standing there. They should have put that in there.
- daschupa, on 04/29/2008, -5/+7Nothing I haven't seen before in an elevator in NY.
- TecK415, on 04/29/2008, -0/+10Lies.
- chocolatetacos, on 04/29/2008, -6/+15It was fake dude. You think the medical person at the end would have left him lying there?
- trickapro, on 04/29/2008, -10/+4That is ***** hilarious. I can imagine the door finally opening and people standing there seeing the faeces. They should have put that in there.
- Sil369, on 04/30/2008, -10/+2That is ***** hilarious. I can imagine the door finally opening and people standing there seeing the faeces. They should have put that in there.
- daschupa, on 04/29/2008, -5/+7Nothing I haven't seen before in an elevator in NY.
- db0255, on 04/29/2008, -18/+39that was the first funny video that i've seen on digg in a while. haha
- audioscience, on 04/29/2008, -8/+1The first funny in a while???
- therealBEANS, on 04/29/2008, -52/+507That is the fakest ***** I have ever seen!
- Intrexed, on 04/29/2008, -27/+193no ***** you ***** retard
- Stupidumb, on 04/29/2008, -1/+94yes *****
- FDisk, on 04/29/2008, -0/+52I ***** you not my friend!
- Balloondoggies, on 04/29/2008, -2/+54I'm not your friend, buddy!
- LameTacomeat, on 04/29/2008, -2/+26Seriously? I thought it was all for ***** and giggles...I guess not though...
- Stupidumb, on 04/29/2008, -1/+29I'm not your buddy, guy!
- KnightWhoSaysNi, on 04/29/2008, -2/+30I'm not your guy, friend!
- ChillEnt, on 04/29/2008, -0/+19I'm not your friend, buddy!
- passedoutghost, on 04/29/2008, -6/+5This thread gives me the *****.
>. - dunbone, on 04/30/2008, -1/+5yay for nested comments
- vivalagoat, on 04/30/2008, -7/+1bunch of queers.
/fact
- DarkDx, on 04/30/2008, -5/+1Yeah, you ***** *****.
- FDisk, on 04/29/2008, -0/+52I ***** you not my friend!
- Palowski, on 04/29/2008, -8/+0well put mate. That was funny *****
- jstem1994, on 04/29/2008, -12/+3I'm not your retard, buddy.
- cerealjynx, on 04/29/2008, -9/+2I'm not ur faggot, noob!
- atlantocide, on 04/30/2008, -1/+11Double Fail
- Stupidumb, on 04/29/2008, -1/+94yes *****
- killbert24, on 04/29/2008, -3/+93I think he was trying for a pun. Well done realBEANS... I got it!
- mwalker05, on 04/29/2008, -3/+11congrats on getting the joke...
- Incomp3tnt, on 04/29/2008, -23/+8It's a parody of a video that was posted about a week ago. A guy got stuck in a lift for 40-something hours in the late 1990's. Lurk moar.
- fredtehcat, on 04/29/2008, -2/+0Uhhh... you missed his pun... fakest *****... get it...
- JaronDiggGuy, on 04/30/2008, -1/+2Leave my digg! We don't want you here!
- virtualfred, on 04/29/2008, -2/+5Holy *****!!!
- zspade, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2he wasn't a priest, or Robin...
- wildmXranat, on 04/30/2008, -1/+1ding ding ding , we have a WINNER ! fake as hell
- clearwaterlab, on 04/30/2008, -2/+2yE4h i c4n s33 teh Ph0t0Sh0p!!!1!shift+1!!
- rodbotic, on 05/01/2008, -0/+1please be fake, I would have hated for that to have really happened
- Intrexed, on 04/29/2008, -27/+193no ***** you ***** retard
- TheWindBlows, on 04/29/2008, -7/+26I can't believe i laughed at that...X_X
- scubaman5000, on 04/29/2008, -1/+2First time in a long time that I've actually laughed out loud at work. I got some stares because of this one...
- Intrexed, on 04/29/2008, -4/+387it would've been funny if the guy that got on the elevator in the end got trapped in the elevator for another 48hrs with the dead feces guy.
- Stupidumb, on 04/29/2008, -2/+147"dead feces guy" would be a great screen name.
- deadfecesguy, on 04/29/2008, -5/+388I know.
- eyefone, on 04/29/2008, -0/+215A 38 year-old gentleman from Elevator (US) who joined Digg on April 29th, 2008
lmfao- Nougat, on 04/29/2008, -0/+107Oh god I can't see through my own laughter.
- Lst01, on 04/30/2008, -5/+12Talk about surreal:
http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Why_I_love_Digg_5
http://www.flickr.com/photos/adam10414/2453202718/ - DeadFox1, on 04/30/2008, -3/+10We've come full circle...
- Knucklecallus, on 04/30/2008, -10/+3What can best a comment thread this perfect?
- Eucolastic, on 04/30/2008, -4/+3lol can i poop?
- AnonymousDigger, on 04/29/2008, -29/+6Did you register the name just now? Either way, it's funny
- adadadada, on 04/30/2008, -4/+3so he had the screen name 'deadfecesguy' before watching this video!?
- yellowfish04, on 04/29/2008, -0/+17lol, jesus, it's sad that that'll be the hardest I laugh all day, and it's 1:00 in the afternoon
- Recrofne, on 04/29/2008, -2/+8Oh man, this is my favorite thread on Digg ever!
- Hoogs, on 04/29/2008, -0/+8^^My new hero.
- laserblazer, on 04/29/2008, -2/+18Well played, sir. Well played indeed.
- redheadguy719, on 04/29/2008, -1/+25I'm soooooooo adding you as a friend
- andrew1210, on 04/29/2008, -0/+5Genius!
- DroppedGT, on 04/30/2008, -1/+18Where is Elevator US? I heard it was a ***** place.
- FightOnTrojans, on 05/02/2008, -1/+2It's my old hometown. It has its ups and downs, and people mostly use it to get somewhere higher. Those that bottom out tend to take off as well.
- Lubinski, on 05/02/2008, -0/+1Are you deadfeces guy? I think not! No one but deadfeces guy lives in Elevator US. You must not have watched teh video.
- eyefone, on 04/29/2008, -0/+215A 38 year-old gentleman from Elevator (US) who joined Digg on April 29th, 2008
- RubineBoy, on 04/29/2008, -2/+4Priceless!
- tnoy, on 04/29/2008, -2/+11Thats the name of the punk band I had in highschool, weird.
- deadfecesguy, on 04/29/2008, -5/+388I know.
- jorelli, on 04/29/2008, -2/+0and vomited
- DeadFox1, on 04/29/2008, -0/+582 guys 1 elevator.
- Shrooms27, on 04/30/2008, -0/+7NO! The shock would kill thousands
- Stupidumb, on 04/29/2008, -2/+147"dead feces guy" would be a great screen name.
- leffunov, on 04/29/2008, -7/+11More like Taco Bell
- zaii7, on 04/29/2008, -14/+303what a ***** situation
- Filipp0, on 04/29/2008, -6/+8What a load of crap. I call *****!
- Recrofne, on 04/29/2008, -0/+4It looked pretty human to me.
- ludar, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1cows ***** to, but u don't here them braggin about it
- FatO, on 04/29/2008, -3/+1Zing!
- Balath, on 04/30/2008, -1/+4A *****, even.
- Filipp0, on 04/29/2008, -6/+8What a load of crap. I call *****!
- Jsmuli2, on 04/29/2008, -9/+311My uncle died the same way.
- landrypants, on 04/29/2008, -14/+2was he rich?
- photobeatsfilm, on 04/29/2008, -9/+137It was believable until he throws the coat up on the camera and starts masturbating while choking himself.
- da_bradler, on 04/29/2008, -0/+36lol really? i mean... even if you haven't seen the original trapped in a elevator video it was pretty obvious when he furiously tries to ***** out a small crack in the elevator door.
- oakj423, on 04/29/2008, -2/+126i'll admit it...i watched the video of the guy stuck for 41 hours hoping he would take a crap
- yournightmare, on 04/29/2008, -0/+28I watched it in real time. I didn't want to miss any of the action.
- fredtehcat, on 04/29/2008, -6/+0Yeah, seriously, did he not have to at least *****?
- sagegoku666, on 04/29/2008, -0/+3no he does, he opens the door. watch it again, i seen it happen!
- SwedishNinja, on 04/30/2008, -3/+1Or rub one out.
Come on, seriously. The next time I'm stuck in an elevator alone with no camera for more than 10 minutes, I'm flogging my molly if you know what I mean ;)
- BriVaps, on 04/29/2008, -4/+41i love it
he wipes the ***** on the wall all over his shirt
and then he puts the shirt on
and he was wanking in one of those scenes- AnonymousDigger, on 04/29/2008, -11/+1Dugg for the work wanking
- djrbx, on 04/29/2008, -1/+16so you like guys wanking off and ***** in front of a camera? hay if it floats your boat..
- Poonibble, on 04/29/2008, -0/+111guy1elevator.com
- teh_techie, on 04/29/2008, -1/+5Would you seriously fap with ***** on your hands?... No, fapping can always wait 'til later...
- kingvik, on 04/30/2008, -0/+6No, it can't.
- pileofstraw, on 04/30/2008, -6/+1thats why i think its fake... unless the shirt on camera really felt while he was wanking... coincidence? hmmm scenario maybe.
- borez, on 04/29/2008, -1/+34Dugg for making me cringe and laugh at the same time.
- Calamier, on 04/29/2008, -2/+14Yea...disgusting but like a train wreck, impossible to not look at...
- imcostalong, on 04/30/2008, -0/+2you realize its a spoof right?
- motogoat, on 04/29/2008, -41/+3Buried for the fact that so many people seem to think this is real.
Jesus, people are easy to fool.- killbert24, on 04/29/2008, -1/+35Nobody said they thought this was real. The idea is still gross whether or not the ***** is real.
- andyhite, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2There were a lot of people in the comments on break that were...well, dim enough to think it was real.
- imcostalong, on 04/30/2008, -2/+1You spelt dumb dim....
- andyhite, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2Um, no, I spelled dim "dim". Dim = not very bright.
- imcostalong, on 04/30/2008, -2/+1You spelt dumb dim....
- andyhite, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2There were a lot of people in the comments on break that were...well, dim enough to think it was real.
- wrillo, on 04/29/2008, -1/+3what a n00b
- EatChex89, on 04/29/2008, -0/+24i think you thought it was real.
- ahmedb07, on 04/30/2008, -0/+1i knew it was faje right off the bat....the GW thurston buidling is in DC....and its a dorm room.
- killbert24, on 04/29/2008, -1/+35Nobody said they thought this was real. The idea is still gross whether or not the ***** is real.
- thailand1972, on 04/29/2008, -33/+3Same amount of hours as the other guy who was trapped in an elevator. I wonder if this is fake. It would be easy to film it all in an hour or so with some chocolate pudding.
- sgtbutterscotch, on 04/29/2008, -0/+21Do they have parodies in Thailand?
- Narcism, on 04/29/2008, -0/+12you WONDER if it's fake?
- thailand1972, on 04/30/2008, -0/+3LOL - I got pwned. What a sucker I am sometimes....
- davidsmero, on 04/29/2008, -1/+30Do you rub his nose in it?
- skabyss, on 04/29/2008, -0/+17I think thats a question for human resources
- ep53, on 04/29/2008, -2/+1BAD KITTAYYY!
- Cgeoffrion, on 04/29/2008, -10/+2made me hungry
- Prodigal19, on 04/29/2008, -0/+3ummm....
- airwalkery2k, on 04/29/2008, -2/+117Wow. That looks exactly like the Sims.
Well... until that last half.- ohgr, on 04/29/2008, -0/+6Heh reminded me of that too, where you take your sim, close him in a small room with nothing more than a fridge. Man I am evil
- yellowfish04, on 04/29/2008, -0/+13I always locked them in with nothing more than a toaster and a sink
- fredtehcat, on 04/29/2008, -0/+11You guys are horrible, I always at least gave them a dishwasher
- fuzzmeister, on 04/30/2008, -0/+5Dude, the cheapest oven (fire hazard) and a ton of full trash cans is the way to go.
- yellowfish04, on 04/29/2008, -0/+13I always locked them in with nothing more than a toaster and a sink
- Mysk, on 04/29/2008, -0/+5this is precisely why I laughed.
- RetepNamenots, on 04/29/2008, -0/+14I've not played the fecal expansion pack.
- halexmar6, on 04/30/2008, -0/+2Now lets stick him in a pool and take away the ladders
- ohgr, on 04/29/2008, -0/+6Heh reminded me of that too, where you take your sim, close him in a small room with nothing more than a fridge. Man I am evil
- LackJudgement, on 04/29/2008, -13/+2Hey, I give props to him, he actually held it in for 9 hours before it all went down the *****.
Oh wait, no it didn't!
I slay me.- PyroChan, on 04/29/2008, -3/+14Im a lesbian
- Claude1971, on 04/29/2008, -3/+5then eat ***** from a cup
- PyroChan, on 04/29/2008, -3/+14Im a lesbian
- SirZRX, on 04/29/2008, -7/+7ewwwwwwwwwww!!!
- sanotaan, on 04/29/2008, -26/+4appears to be done in the same visual and presentational style as the new yorker's video. further, its appearance on digg only a week after the previous one might lend some credence to the theory that this is staged
- MyDiggIsBig, on 04/29/2008, -1/+20i wish i was as smart as you
- lacreme, on 04/29/2008, -1/+9did you figure that out all by yourself?
- unclebuck, on 04/29/2008, -0/+13I'll bet you're fun at parties.
- Issius, on 04/30/2008, -0/+1Who else will explain why all the jokes are funny?
- padrebuf, on 04/29/2008, -5/+14the music is perfect.
- Macberto, on 04/29/2008, -1/+17yup, and it's the same as the original video
- russbent, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2anyone happen to know the song/artist?
- russbent, on 04/29/2008, -0/+7nevermind, found it...
for anyone wondering, it's Jennifer Haines and the song is called "The Storm Begins"
http://www.usfourmusic.com/ - Commodore84, on 04/30/2008, -1/+8Seriously, how do you find the name of a song with no lyrics in a random video on the web?
- MacEnvy, on 04/30/2008, -0/+2The name is listed on the YouTube of the original video.
- russbent, on 04/29/2008, -0/+7nevermind, found it...
- ColonelJessup, on 04/29/2008, -8/+115When you're sliding into first, and you feel a juicy burst...............
When you're sliding into home, and your pants are full of foam......
When you're riding in your Chevy, and your pants are feeling heavy...........
When you're acting like a fool, and your pants fill up with stool...........
Some people think it's funny, but it's smelly, brown, and runny..........- Clodhopper, on 04/29/2008, -1/+30when you're standing on a latter and you hear a sudden splatter?
- panteradactyl, on 04/29/2008, -5/+3ladder? or do you mean when you are standing on that which happened after the fact?
- thzae, on 04/29/2008, -1/+53Am I 8 years old again?
- anagoge, on 04/29/2008, -0/+22Wait, that doesn't rhyme.
- laserblazer, on 04/29/2008, -0/+7Wait, that doesn't rhyme
And my leg is slick with slime
- laserblazer, on 04/29/2008, -0/+7Wait, that doesn't rhyme
- SpeedSteamBoat, on 04/29/2008, -5/+1Yes, now prepare for Power Rangers and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and other insane animated ***** of the 80s/90s!
Let me show you my MicroMachines collection! After that we can go throw your Crash Test Dummies at my Stretch Armstrong! - diabloenfuego, on 04/29/2008, -5/+018? I stopped those jokes around the ripe old age of 10.
- digjam, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2Am I 8 years old again?
Atleast you feel my pain....
- anagoge, on 04/29/2008, -0/+22Wait, that doesn't rhyme.
- Narcism, on 04/29/2008, -2/+27If you sit down and hear pee, but poop is what you see...
- fxu1989, on 04/29/2008, -5/+1hmmmm ... diahrreaaaaaa
- schmimd04, on 04/29/2008, -0/+22when you're sitting on the john and the toilet paper's gone.....
- Clodhopper, on 05/05/2008, -0/+0...be a man, use your hand!
- AnonymousDigger, on 04/29/2008, -2/+74Did you know that studies have indicated that diarrhea is actually a hereditary disease?
Yep… It runs in the jeans!- TimeLincoln, on 04/29/2008, -0/+9Nice!
- doshindude, on 04/29/2008, -2/+3Be a man, use your hand.
- AnonymousDigger, on 04/29/2008, -26/+5Diarrhea, Bum, Bum
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Some people think it's funny,
But it's really dark and runny,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
It needn't cause you pain,
You just sit and let it drain,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
It's painful as it issues
From those hot and burning tissues,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
It's stinky, brown and smelly
As it chugs out of your belly,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
It's made of corn and beans
And it comes in shades of greens,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Diarrhea, bum, bum!
When you're standin' in the shower
And you smell somethin sour,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Diarrhea, bum, bum!
When you're slidin' into home
And your pants are full of foam,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Diarrhea, bum, bum!
When you smell somethin' funky
And your pants are feelin chunky,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Diarrhea, bum, bum!
When you're sittin' in a class,
And that fart let out more than gas,
Diarrhea, bum, bum,
Diarrhea, bum, bum!
Some people think it's poop,
But it's really Campbells soup!
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
Some people think it's funny,
But it's good with toast and honey,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
I wake up in the morning, put my foot to the floor,
Make a fifty-yard dash to the bathroom door,
Diarrhea, uh! uh!
Diarrhea, uh!
No pain, no strain,
Just let it drain,
Diarrhea, uh! uh!
Diarrhea, uh!
Some people think it's gross,
But it's really toast.
Diarrhea, uh! uh!
Diarrhea, uh!
Sittin' in the pool,
And I felt something cool,
Diarrhea, uh! uh!
Diarrhea, uh!
I was walkin' down the hall,
And I felt somethin' fall,
Diarrhea, uh! uh!
Diarrhea, uh!
Some people think it's gross,
But it's really good on toast!
Diarrhea, diarrhea!
Diarrhea..uh uh
Diarrhea..uh uh
Set on the pot
And give it all you got!
Diarrhea..uh uh
Diarrhea..uh uh
People think its funny,
But it is really hot and runny!!
Diarrhea..uh uh
Diarrhea..uh uh
Dia-uh-uh!
Dia-uh-uh!
Going to first,
Pants about to burst,
Dia-uh-uh!
Dia-uh-uh!
Going to second,
Can't wait another second,
Dia-uh-uh!
Dia-uh-uh!
Going to third,
Laying little turds,
Dia-uh-uh!
Dia-uh-uh!
Going to home,
Pants are full of foam,
Dia-uh-uh!
Dia-uh-uh!
Wake up in the morning, put your feet on the floor,
Do the fifty yard dash to the bathroom door,
Diarrhea!
When you're sliding into first,
And you feel something burst,
Diarrhea!
When you're sliding into third,
And you lay a juicy turd, (or) And you feel a floppy turd. (alternate line contributed by Mllindmeyer)
Diarrhea!
When you're sliding into home,
And you feel something foam,
Diarrhea!
When you hit and run to first
And you feel you're gonna burst
Diarrhea, diarrhea!
And off you run to second,
You can't wait another second,
Diarrhea, diarrhea!
You make it on to third
And you feel a squishy turd,
Diarrhea, diarrhea!
When you're sitting in the lodge,
And you feel like you've been hit by a Dodge,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you're sittin' in the grass,
And you feel something slide out your ass,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When the cops are on your trail,
And you have a monkey tail,
Diarrhea, diarrhea!
When you feel a big sag
And people want to gag,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
If you're sliding on a slide,
And you feel something glide,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
Diarrhea cha cha cha !
Diarrhea cha cha cha !
When you're carrying your bags and you feel something sag,
Diarrhea cha cha cha!
Diarrhea cha cha cha!
When you're swimming in the ocean and you feel an explosion,
Diarrhea cha cha cha !
Diarrhea cha cha cha !
When you're walking in the rain and you feel something drain,
Diarrhea cha cha cha !
Diarrhea cha cha cha !
When you're swimming in the pool and you feel something drool,
Diarrhea cha cha cha !
When you are sitting in the bath and you hear a big ol' splash..
Diarrhea cha cha cha!
Diarrhea cha cha cha!
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you're taking a dump
And you look like Forest Gump,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you're riding in your Chevy (or) When you're sittin' in your Chevy (alternate line contributed by Shag5855)
And you feel something heavy, (or) Your pants are gettin' heavy (alternate line contributed by Abs0lutelynot)
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you're standing by the wall
And you feel something fall,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you're sitting in your chair
And you feel something tear,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you're working out
And you hear your ass shout,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
After you eat Chinese
And you hear your ass say, PLEASE!
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you eat a Big Mac
And you feel something crack
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When your ass is very hairy
And you feel a dinkleberry,
DIARRHEA! DIARRHEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Diarrhea, diarrhea!
When you're watchin' TV
And it feels like a pee
Diarrhea, diarrhea!
When you're sliding into 3rd
And you feel a squishy turd
Diarrhea, diarrhea!
If you're climbing up a ladder
And you feel something splatter,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
If you're sitting on your bed
And you feel something spread,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you're sitting in the dirt,
And you feel something squirt,
Diarrhea!
When you get out of bed
And you see some lead,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
If you're riding into town
And you see something brown,
Diarrhea!
If you're riding in a Pinto
And something flies in the window,
Diarrhea!
If you're riding in a taxi
And you feel something waxy,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
If you're driving in a Ford
And something pops out of a board,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
If you have a cat
And you see some scat,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
If you're sittin' on the pot
And you think it's gettin' hot,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
If you feel something runny
And you don't think it's funny
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
If you see a brown nut
And something pops out of your butt,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
If you see something dark and runny
And it's comin' from a bunny,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
If you feel you need to defecate
But you just can't wait,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
I was digging with a shovel
And I felt something bubble,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you're hootin' with the owls,
And you have to move your bowels,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
Diarrhea!
Diarrhea!
You can tell
By the smell
That you ain't feelin' well !
Diarrhea!
I smell diarrhea! cha cha cha cha cha!
It's yellow and green,
Shouldn't have ate that bowl of beans;
It stinks so bad
It made me sad;
The pepto didn't coat it,
Now my ass is going to explode it...
I smell like diarrhea! cha cha cha cha cha!- vorbalhorde, on 04/29/2008, -0/+18Long comment is loo--no, NO! Damn you 4diggers for tainting my mind with your stupid memes.
- jakobmakob, on 04/29/2008, -0/+16Longest comment ever.
- jstearns, on 04/29/2008, -0/+8Get back to your TPS reports..
- Branyers, on 04/29/2008, -7/+1When you wake up in the morning and your feet are on the floor
It's a 50 yard dash to the bathroom door- Narcism, on 04/29/2008, -0/+8Although the song is lenient, I don't know if you can have 100+ syllables in the first line.
- damnitdaniel, on 04/29/2008, -3/+5Cha cha cha
- WallaceFreeman, on 04/30/2008, -0/+1diarrhea..diarrhea
- basiccable, on 04/30/2008, -0/+8when your trapped in a lift, and you leave a nasty gift...
- ccastellanos, on 04/30/2008, -1/+4People say it's gross, but you should try it on toast...
- Clodhopper, on 04/29/2008, -1/+30when you're standing on a latter and you hear a sudden splatter?
- SwiftKick34, on 04/29/2008, -7/+14Brilliantly funny, I actually laughed to the point of tears.
- eshin922, on 04/29/2008, -10/+82 thumbs up for the music!!
- EatChex89, on 04/29/2008, -6/+5sick. but plausible (up until he started to beat his meat)
- deff, on 04/30/2008, -1/+2*****, I tell ya if I were stuck in a elevator for 40+ hours, my junk would be so raw...
- cmsimike, on 04/29/2008, -3/+11Oh my God, I have not laughed that hard in a very long time.
I am still cracking up over it. Good show. - Ryanr14, on 04/29/2008, -0/+37How do you get it to spray like that?
- damndj, on 04/29/2008, -0/+45Taco Bell.
- donjuan571, on 04/30/2008, -0/+1Taco bell and a whole night of drinking will do it.
- jbettineski, on 04/29/2008, -2/+4Practice, Practice, Practice.
Also, know how to load up your bowels like a musket. - redheadguy719, on 04/29/2008, -0/+8...should....should I?....
...
That's what she said!! - panteradactyl, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1so the way to Carnegie Hall and projectile ass vomit are one and the same? yeesh
- damndj, on 04/29/2008, -0/+45Taco Bell.
- o0adam0o, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2811 guy 1 elevator
- woohhaa, on 04/29/2008, -11/+3I literally laughed my ***** ass off.
- JakeyG14, on 04/29/2008, -0/+21You'd best seek medical help then.
- panteradactyl, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2post a pic, it might make it to the front page
- multifingered, on 04/29/2008, -2/+34If you step onto the lift and you feel your insides shift...
Diarrhea... Diarrhea... - KezG, on 04/29/2008, -14/+124Um, you do know this is a spoof of the real one right, guys? http://digg.com/people/TimeLapse_Video_of_a_Guy_Tr ...
- kenyan, on 04/29/2008, -0/+47Yes.
- MacTyler, on 04/29/2008, -1/+22Yeah, I can see how people would be confused if they hadn't seen the original!
- zdislaw, on 04/29/2008, -0/+5Really? What's to be confused about?
- socokoolaid, on 04/29/2008, -1/+9This one seems more realistic somehow
- SpeakerCity, on 04/29/2008, -5/+3I didnt know that. Now its not as funny.
- Arcnite, on 04/30/2008, -0/+1Thanks, was about to look up that link and post the same type of comment.
- nebkiwi, on 04/30/2008, -1/+2well done sherlock
- alittleroy101, on 04/29/2008, -1/+20That's one of the funniest parodies I've ever seen. My coworkers are wondering what the ***** is wrong with me right now.
- jc7012, on 04/29/2008, -0/+5Kinda like every other day...
- 3amboo, on 04/29/2008, -3/+4oh ***** hahaha
- jigulous, on 04/29/2008, -1/+1Puckerfest '08
- dhaugen, on 04/29/2008, -1/+4god that would be the most painful thing in the world
- cl2yp71c, on 04/29/2008, -1/+2Haha, pure comedic genius.
- theStig, on 04/29/2008, -1/+130Chocolate Rain... o/~
- TimeLincoln, on 04/29/2008, -0/+33Some stay dry while others feel the pain
- DerpoFrito, on 04/30/2008, -1/+2chocolate rain...
- h0ms4r, on 04/30/2008, -1/+3A baby born will die before the sin
- DerpoFrito, on 04/30/2008, -1/+2chocolate rain...
- iatethecake, on 04/29/2008, -4/+1Your comment was the funniest thing I have read all day.
- jstearns, on 04/29/2008, -1/+8Angels cry and shake their heads in shame..
- Lutremi, on 04/29/2008, -1/+1Wtf. Now I don't know whether that's exactly what he wrote about.
- panteradactyl, on 04/29/2008, -3/+1History quickly crashing through your veins... =/
- TimeLincoln, on 04/29/2008, -0/+33Some stay dry while others feel the pain
- AdamZC, on 04/29/2008, -3/+2oh crap...
- elijahalcantara, on 04/29/2008, -6/+13Break doesn't load for me:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=FNN2hJJ8tU4- doshindude, on 04/29/2008, -0/+3au?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FNN2hJJ8tU4 - spacemonster, on 04/30/2008, -1/+2thanks! I hate break
- doshindude, on 04/29/2008, -0/+3au?
- andrew606, on 04/29/2008, -4/+10omg when the hes tryin to cover the camera with his jacket and then the jacket falls n he is whackin off. ROFL
- ashmon, on 04/29/2008, -0/+5That's some funny ***** right there.
- lektroluv, on 04/29/2008, -0/+4Elevator is the new tub.
- DomZy, on 04/29/2008, -1/+29It took him like 7 hours to take off his jacket. Then later on he apparently throws it at the camera for 3 hours...
- AJQuick, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1Yeah. This was probably filmed in about half an hour.
- khaavren, on 04/30/2008, -0/+1I agree, the time lapse was definiately off.
- TheYar, on 04/30/2008, -0/+1Yeah, definiately.
- Witchbaby, on 04/29/2008, -5/+2...and through it all...he kept a smile on his face...
- musicfreak87, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2***** YAH
- dmjarrington, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1a smile... is that what you call that?
- chrissku, on 04/29/2008, -5/+3Yea....I see what you were going for there. You were spoofing the real elevator story. Ok.
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