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Top 69 places to have sex (part one)
askwez.com — Wez helps a female reader with 69 new and interesting places to have sex. Some of them I think I might try... some I think I may avoid heh...
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- jacobmorrison, on 03/25/2008, -2/+6what's with the carpet on the oval office photo? Did bush ***** on it and smear it around?
- frooo, on 03/25/2008, -0/+3Dugg because this comment made me literally Laugh Out Loud.
- jemka, on 03/25/2008, -0/+4Call me traditional, but I've always enjoyed sex in a vagina.
- SuperWinner, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1Next time try ass, the other vagina.
- scififan9009, on 03/25/2008, -0/+2Yay bouncy castle.
- roosterjack, on 03/25/2008, -0/+3A little funny. One must have real courage to have sex in those places. LOL
- trafficlights, on 03/26/2008, -1/+0Well personally... Church Car Park = any car park in my book. I've done it in a few Church Graveyards too, great atmosphere. Your cousin's wedding = ***** cliche. Everybody ***** bridesmaids. Your bosses desk. Well *****, I am the boss. Nobody better get cum stains on my hardwood. Public restroom = ***** YUCK even without George Michael. Peak hour traffic and Canadian border = same thing. If you're sitting in gridlock, you might as well find something to occupy your time. Movie theatre, taxi = obvious. So is lingerie shop. That's why they have those 2-person change rooms. But if you're really talented, you'll get the staff involved too.
- herecomes, on 03/26/2008, -0/+0I like ***** in the catacombs. Best part is you don't have to bring a chick with you, there are plenty there.
- trafficlights, on 03/26/2008, -1/+0Well personally... Church Car Park = any car park in my book. I've done it in a few Church Graveyards too, great atmosphere. Your cousin's wedding = ***** cliche. Everybody ***** bridesmaids. Your bosses desk. Well *****, I am the boss. Nobody better get cum stains on my hardwood. Public restroom = ***** YUCK even without George Michael. Peak hour traffic and Canadian border = same thing. If you're sitting in gridlock, you might as well find something to occupy your time. Movie theatre, taxi = obvious. So is lingerie shop. That's why they have those 2-person change rooms. But if you're really talented, you'll get the staff involved too.
- uzairimran63, on 03/25/2008, -1/+2oval office is amazing office
- jacobmorrison, on 03/25/2008, -3/+2I did not have sex with that woman Levinsky
- ummmmm, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1If you're gonna quote it, at least quote it correctly!
- theomnifrog, on 03/25/2008, -2/+1Love it
- jimjoke, on 03/25/2008, -1/+2What is this sex you speak of?
- frooo, on 03/25/2008, -1/+1... when a man and a woman love each other very much........ and then 9 months later theres a baby!
- lonelycoo, on 03/25/2008, -2/+2Thats only 23. I don't care if it says part 2 is coming tomorrow, its a lie.
- damnitdaniel, on 03/25/2008, -0/+11OH! I get it! 69! hahaha!
...eh - DrummerAndrew, on 03/26/2008, -3/+1Never did the two countries at once, but I've checked off the Continental Divide. That's worth something, right? No? Fine. At least I've gotten laid, unlike 97% of you reading this.
- xTRUMANx, on 03/26/2008, -0/+3Oh yeah, I jerked off in a bus. I think that tops getting laid. Doesn't it?
- SeanRoss, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1meh... try sex on the bus & train ;)
- frooo, on 03/26/2008, -1/+1You know your information is probably incorrect.
I'd say that it's around 83%.... :D
- xTRUMANx, on 03/26/2008, -0/+3Oh yeah, I jerked off in a bus. I think that tops getting laid. Doesn't it?
- hollywoodphony, on 03/26/2008, -0/+4I had sex at the Vatican... probably not in the way this article meant, though :(
- OBDriftwood, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1My place, your place, my place, your place, my place.....
- Ozzsanity, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1One deck below the flight deck on the USS Enterprise, during flight ops.
- caponumen, on 03/26/2008, -2/+1Underage (me 15, she 33), on the pizza making table. Extra sauce anyone?
- solidus636, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1What a whore.
- caponumen, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1No, friend to man...
- solidus636, on 03/26/2008, -1/+2Top 69 places... part 1?...
You just wanted to say 69.- frooo, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1Actually when you read the article, the guy mentions that its part 1 of 3.
... theres also 23 places in part 1... so I'm guessing that he has divided it up into 3 equal parts since 3 x 23 = 69?
Maybe I'm wrong though and he's just saying 69 to be "edgy"
- frooo, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1Actually when you read the article, the guy mentions that its part 1 of 3.
- travbrack, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1What a whore
- kleezy, on 03/26/2008, -0/+0Tried sex in the bouncy castle, but the other kids wouldn't stop jumping.
- tuh2, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1Hot air balloon....sounds fun
- cw1242, on 03/26/2008, -0/+11) Church Carpark
This is one of those “I’m going to hell if I attempt it” kind of things, yet these days it seems like you can go to hell for pretty much anything. I figure why the hell not (get the pun?)… at least I’m going to have some fun.
2) Your cousin Jim’s wedding
Actually this was one place where I got down and dirty and thought I would share it. Please feel free to substitute the name “Jim” for pretty much in anyone in your family. Bonus points if you get it done before the ceremony.
3) Your bosses desk
With the economy going the way its going, we’re all pretty much ***** anyway. So why not express yourself by getting it on in your bosses office? Make sure that you mess his desk up really well, and you get extra points if you take photo’s for the office Christmas party. I would recommend doing it with your boyfriend and not your boss, or I expect you’ll be emailing me again over a whooole new issue.
4) On top of a washing machine while its going
An old favourite of mine. I prefer doing it during the spin cycle as it really gives you some good feedback if you catch my drift. If you haven’t tried it yet, give it a go. You might like it.
5) In a public restroom
If you’re having a George Michael moment, why not go at it in a public restroom? Write about your escapades on the walls so that people can read about your many endeavours while taking a dump. If you do, please ensure to write that askwez.com suggested it and I’ll give you a lucky gold star!
6) On a trampoline
“Tramampoline! Trambopoline!” Yeah, its a Simpson’s quote, but it still doesn’t get past the fact that ***** while bouncing is great fun.
7) Peak hour traffic
You know, sometimes the commute can really suck. So why not suck during it? Think about it, you’re kinda carpooling so its good for the environment. Anything good for the environment gets 2 Wez thumbs up!
8) Elevator sex
Yeah hollywood has glorified this ancient and noble practise of getting it on in an elevator. In case you cant work out how to get this done, just hit the stop button, drop your drawers and go for it. Bonus points if there are other people in the elevator with you. Double bonus points in the lightning round if its a glass elevator!
9) Tree sex
This is one of those things I’ve often wondered about – I’m pretty sure its possible and the fact that its highly dangerous and you will probably get caught make it very exciting. A++
10) Hot air balloon
Well, there are more ways to join the “Mile High Club” than just in an airplane right? Make sure you pack extra blankets to keep warm.
11) The Oval Office
It worked for Bill didn’t it? Cigars are optional.
12) Open house
This is another one that I’ve done. Pretend to go house hunting with your boyfriend (for me it was a girlfriend, but if that’s your thing then you go girl!).. Just wander off while looking around the house and go have yourselves a quickie. Is great and at least the real estate agent will have something to talk about if they ever catch you. Win Win situation
13) In a bank vault
Look, its simple. With safety deposit boxes you get lots of privacy so why not abuse that privacy to it’s fullest extent?
14) At victorias secret
This is one of those ones I would like to try one day. Just go for it, your boyfriend will love it. Trust me.
15) Beanbag
This one comes straight from the 60’s and is one that is actually quite fun for both you and your boyfriend. A side bonus is that they can also be quite washable if you get the right one so you don’t have to worry about stains. Groovy baby!
16) At a family reunion
Another one that I’ve managed to do. This happened during a barbeque at my grandmother’s house. The thing is, she has this massive waterfall in her backyard, and one can pop around the back and disappear for a few minutes. Long story short, the family banter afterwards was a little more bearable.
17) Garage at a friends party
Just say you’re going to go get beer with your boyfriend and go off to the garage. If someone comes past you can always hide behind a car.
18) Movie theatre
There has been many stories of people giving/getting handjobs at movie theatres but you don’t hear too many of someone getting laid during the Titanic? Do it, you know you want too.
19) Bouncy castle
This is an extension of what I said above about the trampoline. ***** while bouncing is great fun. If you attempt this, make sure that neither of you are drunk while doing it. This is one of those “just trust Wez” kind of moments… long story short, cleaning up vomit while naked is not fun.
20) In the back of a Taxi
Yeah, the limo fantasy has been done to death but the reality is not everyone can afford to ride around like Donald Trump all day. Grab a cab and have a fantasy on a budget.
21) The Grassy Knoll where JFK was shot
I’ve always just wanted to do it here, I really don’t know why but why not?
22) The US/Canadian Border
How many people do you know that can honestly say they’ve had sex in two countries simultaneously? Nobody. You’ll be a trailblazer
23) The Vatican
This would have to be one of those ultimate places to have sex. If anyone out there ever manages to have public sex at the Vatican and has proof, they get 1 million gold stars from Wez! - Androfire, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1Try the backseat of a car going top speed. Of course, this requires tremendous trust on the driver.
- zbeast, on 08/19/2008, -0/+11) in a hollow tree in the redwoods.
2) around the office... the dot game. each player in the game if they had sex in that location sticks there dot on the door jam. Extra points if you do it during working hour's.
3) Bathroom. (ya it's common) but it's a hoot when you have to stop what your doing while someone else in another stall comes in to do there busness.
4) on a police car... extra points if you dent the hood and smear the windshield with jizz.
5) At a petting zoo in the back on one of the barn's.
6) on top of any rock that requires climbing equipment to access.
7) in a ups truck on top of other peoples packages. (oops damaged in shipping)
8) inside of an inflatable advertising animal... (this one was pulled off in in side the tail of an inflatable Godzilla.
9) in a tree house.
10) in a bouncy castle.
11) back seat of a Subaru. It is possible.
12) on a train in England, at night the trains run for hours and there are very few people on board.
13) on a 747 red eye flight... empty plane..
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