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Top 50 Chuck Norris Jokes - Share Your Favorites
mustsharejokes.com — Below you will find a hand-selected list of the Top 50 Chuck Norris Jokes. If 50 isn't enough, we suggest you follow the links to additional Chuck Norris jokes on the right side of the page.
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- DutchHolland, on 07/23/2008, -12/+3Chuck Norris jokes were never funny.
- overtoke, on 07/24/2008, -0/+6They are sarcastic. Everyone knows the only Chuck Norris joke is Chuck Norris.
- nontoxyc, on 07/23/2008, -5/+6Chuck Norris jokes were only funny before Chuck Norris started suing people who made Chuck Norris jokes, and it became pretty much obvious to everyone that Chuck Norris is a giant douchebag who doesn't deserve such cool jokes about him. I think that was in 2005.
- o0mirage0o, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1Start running.
- webconnoisseur, on 07/23/2008, -1/+3Actually discovered some new ones. My favorite image/joke combo is the Passion of the Christ one.
My favorite that is missing from the list:
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. - admiral101, on 07/24/2008, -1/+6Chuck Norris got stabbed once, the knife bled to death.
- djixl, on 07/24/2008, -1/+4from wiki
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One of the satirical facts made of Norris states that "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."
Upon hearing this, Chuck replied:
“ It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.
By the way, without Him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things—and so can you."
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eehhhhhhhhhhhh....- emaahnova, on 08/08/2008, -2/+1. . . . woah.
- emaahnova, on 08/08/2008, -2/+1. . . . woah.
- aflaks, on 07/24/2008, -1/+3This is 2006.
- upick, on 07/24/2008, -1/+2not more chuck!!!!
- chedderfiend, on 07/24/2008, -0/+5Sure, they are old. And yeah, Chuck Norris is a dickface. But the fact remains, these are funny and you know it.
My favorite? "Chuck Norris is lactose intolerant. It's not that he can't drink milk, he just doesn't put up with lactoses *****"
My favorite on this list? "When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised" - crazyjake, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2damn... these were funny about 2 1/2 years ago, but regardless... they were damn funny back then. so in their honor, my favorite one is: "Chuck Norris had to get a license to carry concealed weapons in all 50 states... it's the only way he can legally wear pants!"
- mklopez, on 07/24/2008, -0/+5Chuck Norris can send any story to the front page with only one digg
- thegreeneyedkri, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1"As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to baby boys who would grow up to become the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history."
1972 Dolphins AND Chuck Norris together-it holds a special place in my heart.
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