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Tiny Dog Has Been Barking Non-Stop For 6 Years watch!

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Who dugg this? Made popular Jul 17, 2008

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  • DeathJux, on 07/17/2008, -5/+176At first I thought "wtf, how does it sleep?" and then I realized that there were layers to this story... many layers, much like some sort of layered vegetable.
  • jocnnor, on 07/17/2008, -1/+98We don't need your punions
  • BlackTye, on 07/17/2008, -0/+97Lettuce stop this nonsense. I want browse digg in peas.
  • austang, on 07/17/2008, -5/+79"WHAT DOG IS SO EXCITED ABOUT UNCLEAR" across the bottom.

    lmao
  • jack_of_knaves, on 07/17/2008, -1/+71I don't carrot all if these puns go on. If it's funny enough, maybe a screenshot will turnip on digg.
  • Surferess, on 07/17/2008, -4/+74This dog's twin brother lives behind me!
  • SRSco, on 07/17/2008, -3/+60I have had this incredible talent of having a 100% success rate of guessing which headlines are from the Onion when I look at my RSS digg feeds, until now. This is the first time I actually believed this story to be a true possibility and not a joke, because I know some ***** dogs who haven't ever stopped barking. I had to move twice because of it.
  • jtbell04, on 07/17/2008, -1/+57Agh, you beet me to it.
  • WiretapStudios, on 07/17/2008, -2/+48Those were so punny I had to take a leek.
  • Zeag, on 07/17/2008, -1/+47That made me cry.
  • cdigioia, on 07/17/2008, -4/+44Like most household problems, this one too can be solved by a hammer.
  • jriggs420, on 07/17/2008, -0/+38I'm plum fed up with all these corny one-liners.
  • agsinger, on 07/17/2008, -9/+45I hate those stupid small dogs. My neighbor has one that NEVER stops barking. It's ridiculous, I don't pay to live in a Kennel Club. It never stops barking because the people never bother to walk it or are ever home to pay attention to it.

    Solution? I recorded it barking for 2 hours on my digital audio recorder, went to the corporate office, hit play on full volume and sat there (they brushed me off last time I tried to complain). They got the message and I haven't heard from the dog since. But anyway, I hate these dogs and they serve no function. Get a freakin cat!
  • therealfoz, on 07/17/2008, -0/+36I haven't been on digg for a couple days. I see I've got a lot to ketchup on.
  • MillionsLivio, on 07/17/2008, -12/+46"I'd like to kill it.."
    Dugg.
  • jack_of_knaves, on 07/17/2008, -0/+32I can see there's a pear of bad apples trying to squash our fun.

  • WiretapStudios, on 07/17/2008, -0/+28I don't give a fig. Orange you glad we can berry them?
  • ratataa, on 07/17/2008, -10/+32Must be a female dog....
  • lonewalker, on 07/17/2008, -5/+23>much like some sort of layered vegetable

    A cabbage perhaps? P:
  • MillionsLivio, on 07/17/2008, -0/+14*Whoosh*
  • truman48, on 07/17/2008, -6/+19and the dog responds to "shut the F up" instead of its actual name.
  • agsinger, on 07/17/2008, -0/+13my apartment building is owned by a huge real estate corporation - the local leasing office in my building is worthless, they dont care, so i went to their corporate office to complain...
  • inactive, on 07/17/2008, -2/+14I've actually met a dog like that. I train dogs as a hobby and this lady in my block has a little monster that only responds to "stop it".

    Dog got used to that because she disciplined her dog by saying "stop it" and petting the dog at the same time. Which is the equivalent of rewarding him.

    I figured it was easier to change the way she disciplines the dog than to change his name, so now his name is "stop it"'.
  • surfernerd6987, on 07/17/2008, -1/+12Heh, and the only reason I'm surfing Digg right now is because my neighbor's dog has been barking non-stop for 3 hrs now and I can't sleep
  • JackGrinnan, on 07/17/2008, -7/+17"This marks the longest time a dog has barked in Rapid City history, surpassing the previous record of 8 minutes."

    Hilarious
  • Elliuotatar, on 07/17/2008, -1/+11Or perhaps an ogre?
  • kurupttek, on 07/17/2008, -0/+10Hello neighbor
  • franklymister, on 07/17/2008, -0/+10whoosh.
  • kickelephant, on 07/17/2008, -0/+9I'm confused. What corporate office? Was your neighbor the corporate office?
  • Totz83, on 07/17/2008, -1/+9Reminds me of the Screaming Caterpillar from the Simpsons

  • CornelisonRC, on 07/17/2008, -9/+17Solution: Punt the dog.
  • Rhendal, on 07/17/2008, -2/+9Thanks for clearing that up for us.
  • wjlaw100, on 07/17/2008, -3/+10Shock Coller, with a slight modification of "The Clapper".
  • Chalks777, on 07/17/2008, -0/+7@Himself, wrong. I predict a new article on digg entitled "This one thyme on Digg..." with a screen shot of the bread.
  • WiretapStudios, on 07/17/2008, -0/+6Dogs Inc. LLC
  • BlackTye, on 07/17/2008, -0/+6I'm surprised this whole thread hasn't gone sour, dough these bread puns might get us in a bit of a jam.
  • miglaugh, on 07/17/2008, -13/+18It would've gone back to the SPCA 5 years, 11 months and 3 weeks ago if it was my dog. If they wouldn't take it, "Hello, china buffet??"
  • john570, on 07/17/2008, -1/+6I know it is the Onion but this hits home. I refer to these little yipper dogs as "Drop kick dogs". Ive come close to killing one. Little bastards bark constantly.
  • cdigioia, on 07/17/2008, -0/+5As usual, duct tape is just a temporary solution. Use a hammer and do the job properly.
  • Skorme, on 07/17/2008, -0/+5Wow...

    Just.

    Wow.
  • Colesif, on 07/17/2008, -0/+4It's funny, as I was watching this video, my West HIghland White Terrier was outback barking as well.

    I think this was the Onions transition to 'real' reporting.
  • WiretapStudios, on 07/17/2008, -1/+5Don't butter anyone up, the comments are getting a little crusty.
  • tvolpe78, on 07/17/2008, -3/+7Saw this joke on the Simpsons 16 years ago...

    Kent Brockman: Tonight, on Eye on Springfield, we meet a man who has been hiccupping for 45 years.
    Hiccupper: *Hiccup* Kill Me *Hiccup* Kill Me.

    http://capefeare.com/ep_ismovie.php
  • timdorr, on 07/17/2008, -0/+4Does the SPCA call up your house every few weeks and ask if you've eaten the dog?

    And if you did, wouldn't you just lie?
  • darkened, on 07/17/2008, -1/+5Or duct tape.
  • caldaan, on 07/17/2008, -3/+7When we adopted a cat from our SPCA we signed a contract specifically stating we wouldn't use him for food. So no china buffet for him!
  • RickIV, on 07/17/2008, -6/+10The poster behind the girl in the school scene: "We Love You, but... we're not IN love with you." I love the Onion.
  • Skorme, on 07/17/2008, -3/+7Try this dog shutter-upper. Perfect for smaller dogs!

    http://www.kitchenaid.com/catalog/product.jsp?src= ...
  • billybobbernard, on 07/17/2008, -0/+3Yes.
  • badjoke, on 07/17/2008, -1/+4It's not real.
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