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  • smacksaw, on 07/02/2009, -26/+687"Who's your abusive stepfather?" FTW
  • freshgrease, on 07/02/2009, -34/+627Things not to say during sex: "IMMA FIRING MAH LAZOR! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
  • Snoogs, on 07/02/2009, -7/+466In related news, girls do not like it when you high-five them after blowing your load in 8 seconds.... Nor do they like 'end-zone' dances afterword.
  • ChronicColonic, on 07/02/2009, -12/+426These comments suck.


    ...say that during sex and see where that gets you.
  • klipseracer, on 07/02/2009, -40/+449"I'm going to pound the farts out of you"

    I'm scared of having sex with anyone that says this.
  • ptsuk, on 07/02/2009, -8/+385By the Power of Greyskull!
  • BorsKaegel, on 07/02/2009, -35/+373FALCON PUNCH!
  • VVCephei, on 07/02/2009, -4/+276I put on my Robe and Wizard hat.
  • ptsuk, on 07/02/2009, -20/+282Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! Thunder Cats! OHHHHHHHHH!
  • SirBruce, on 07/02/2009, -2/+212Some people pay extra for that!
  • Lefts, on 07/02/2009, -2/+173No, I think the article beat you both to it.
  • Snoogs, on 07/02/2009, -4/+162I got peed on once.... NOT cool.
  • TheNyquilKid, on 07/02/2009, -1/+150That just leaves more time for cuddling afterward. Stop sending mixed signals.
  • colihondro, on 07/02/2009, -5/+153Are you sure she wasn't just a squirter?
  • urbanskwirl, on 07/02/2009, -1/+144And boom goes the dynamite.
  • tj111, on 07/02/2009, -12/+153I RULE. AT *****.
    MY JOB. IS TRUCKING.
    DON'T STOP. KEEP SUCKING.

    win.
  • somedudemanguy, on 07/02/2009, -4/+129I know I'm supposed to bury this just like every other comment, but damn that was funny.
  • NewBrunswickMan, on 07/12/2009, -1/+124so did i, she was stoned.

    her - i think im peeing
    me - WHAT?!?
    her - yea im peeing...
    me - WELL STOP!
    her - in a minute
  • lightishred, on 07/02/2009, -1/+122Me: "Dugg for orgasm."
    Her: "Buried for inaccuracy."
  • Zippo, on 07/02/2009, -1/+120I HAVE THE POWEERRRRRRR
  • dunker, on 07/02/2009, -1/+105Your gf's *lower legs*?

    Dude ... What the ***** are you going out with???
  • Xanias, on 07/02/2009, -5/+101I once grabbed my gf's lower legs like bike handles and made Harley sounds during sex. Needless to say she didn't like it. At all.


    I miss having sex
  • TheNyquilKid, on 07/02/2009, -0/+81The correct response is "internet's down"
  • CourageWulf, on 07/02/2009, -7/+84Sorry mom :(
  • rheaume, on 07/02/2009, -1/+69Shouting Pew! Pew! Pew! as you dump your load on her lower back
  • halfprice06, on 07/02/2009, -2/+67who cares if it came from reddit
  • nytel, on 07/02/2009, -0/+64"Sorry I thought I was logged in"
  • ElDiablo6870, on 07/02/2009, -1/+62Don't worry... for what I lack in size, I more than make up in speed.
  • Snoogs, on 07/02/2009, -2/+62It's not the 2.5 inches, it's the 280lbs behind it.
  • inactive, on 07/02/2009, -2/+59"Damn, you're almost as good as your dad."
  • babyheadout, on 07/02/2009, -2/+55After my first time, the girl asked why I decided to lose my virgin that night. My replied with, "Why not?" She wasn't happy.
  • AYork, on 07/02/2009, -2/+54I regret that I have but one digg to give....
  • BShatner, on 07/02/2009, -2/+50nobody cares if it came from reddit...it is the internet and ***** is going to get around
  • BShatner, on 07/02/2009, -0/+48the hillbilly rodeo...always a fun night
  • seeyounorth, on 07/02/2009, -1/+47SNARF!!
  • surfergirlsc, on 07/02/2009, -10/+56I had a guy say, "I want to feel you inside me" during a heated moment.

    I am sure he meant it the other way but it ruined the moment.
  • uknowwhoibe, on 07/02/2009, -1/+45Ok, we'll talk to you in 20 years.
  • somedudemanguy, on 07/02/2009, -1/+44On further reconsideration, I think I'm going to use that....

    I'll let everyone know how it goes.
  • Shadic, on 07/02/2009, -5/+45"Happy Birthday Grandma!"
  • taikyokuken, on 07/02/2009, -1/+40Show me your moves!
  • rbarnes, on 07/02/2009, -0/+38Her: "Harder!"
    Him: "OK"
    Her: "Faster!"
    Him: "OK"
    Her: "Deeper!"
    Him: "*****."
  • comicvsaudience, on 07/02/2009, -15/+47I liked this chart when I posted it last year: http://digg.com/comedy/THINGS_YOU_SAY_DURING_SEX_a ...
  • Snoogs, on 07/02/2009, -1/+30...after she woke up in a daze.
  • dandaman0345, on 07/02/2009, -1/+30Aquaman
  • Lixnig, on 07/02/2009, -3/+32it happens...
  • vizerei, on 07/02/2009, -2/+31I'm so saying that tonight...it'll be AWESOME!

    And I won't get any for a month...
  • Wilddigi, on 07/02/2009, -1/+28Sit on my face
  • atonalpanic, on 07/02/2009, -3/+30Or, things that people who never get laid would know. :P
  • InMSWeAntitrust, on 07/02/2009, -0/+27the true origins of spiderman!
  • rheaume, on 07/02/2009, -4/+31Since youre a guy, I would hope so
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