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Things Not To Say When Stopped For A Traffic Ticket

usattorneysdirectory.us — A funny list of things not to say to a police officer when being stopped for a traffic ticket. You may want to say them but just don't.

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  • KJeffV, on 10/01/2008, -1/+11Very good!

    And then, there's this classic☞

    A driver, pulled over by a policeman, sez, "Is there a prob, Officer?"
    The cop sez, "Sir, you were speeding. May I see your driver's license, pls?"
    The driver responds, "I'd give it to you, but I don't have one."
    "You don't have one?"
    "I lost it b/c of my drunk driving."
    "I see. May I see your vehicle regis, pls?"
    "Sorry, can't do it."
    "Why not?"
    "I stole this car."
    "Stole it?"
    "Yes, and I killed the owner."
    "You WHAT!?"
    "She's in the trunk, if you want to see."
    The officer slowly backs away to his car and calls f/back-up. W/i mins, five cop cars appear, surrounding the driver's car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, his gun drawn. "Sir, pls step out of your vehicle!"
    The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a prob, Sir?"
    "One of my officers told me that you stole this car and murdered the owner."
    "Murdered the owner?"
    "Yes. Pls open the trunk of your car."
    The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
    The officer says, "Is this YOUR car, Sir?"
    "Yes." He hands over the regis papers.
    The stunned cop sez, "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driver' license."
    The man digs into his pocket and pulls out a wallet and finds his license. The officer examines the licence, looking puzzled. "Thank you, Sir. One of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, & that you murdered the owner."
    The driver replies, "I'll bet that liar told you I was speeding, too!"
  • mycutepetpics, on 10/01/2008, -1/+4Hahaha. That was hilarious
  • davidhallstrom, on 10/01/2008, -1/+2My favorite is the third on the list. I would love to say that sometime but I doubt if I ever will.
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