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- reinadehielo, on 01/31/2008, -3/+727HA;:J!J:IJS!AOIJ/... sorry, I was trying to type "HAHA" but I was sitting in my Hawaii chair...
- AlexPod, on 01/31/2008, -3/+497'This feels great on my abs!'
I thought he was gonna say 'This feels great on my ass!' - awm4, on 01/31/2008, -1/+399I love how the lady says "You can hardly call this work" as she appears to be using all her mental strength to keep from throwing up all over her desk.
- ashfaqrasul, on 01/31/2008, -6/+356"You can sit... You can get fit... The Hawaii chair"
Simply call 1-888-517-2444 to receive your shipment of epic fail. - ThinkBox, on 01/31/2008, -1/+287They should call it "BATTLE CHAIR - THE MECHANICAL BULL OF THE OFFICE!"
- gutterboy, on 01/31/2008, -0/+238"The Stool Softener"
- merripen, on 01/31/2008, -4/+241Is this a sex toy?
- AdamWinsAgain, on 01/31/2008, -1/+225Just absurd...I wonder how many takes it required for her to both sit and recite her lines at the same time
- kd5ftn, on 01/31/2008, -1/+207Man, I LOVE that jingle!
"you can hardly call this work" - as she struggles to hold on to the desk. - AssProphet, on 01/31/2008, -2/+171Great description!
This looks nauseating, and there's no way anyone could have steady hands with this. I would like to see an architect, or a watch maker trying to use one of these at work. Something as simple as using a letter opener could be potentially lethal.
I'm sure after using one for a while, you'd get up and feel like you were still on it (like elevators or roller coasters) and you'd probably walk all funny. - Mark4483, on 01/31/2008, -0/+165"Oh my gosh, this feels amazing!!"
did anyone else find that part hysterical? - mattmy, on 01/31/2008, -0/+114that looks really bad for your back
- joessandwich, on 01/31/2008, -2/+103Ellen DeGeneres found it before you:
http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2008/01/hawaii_chair.p ... - hansk, on 01/31/2008, -0/+97they get in shape by struggling to remain in the seat while doing whatever they are doing.
- Lanze, on 01/31/2008, -0/+92HAHAHA! no one will probably believe me, but I use to work for Inpulse Response Group in Mesa, AZ a telemarketing call center, we had one of these piles of ***** in the back and just for fun we would hop on and turn that sucker up and and just spin until we felt vertigo, good stuff. ***** product.
- Conwaysb0718, on 01/31/2008, -0/+87"BULLRIDE YOUR WAY INTO MIDDLE MANAGEMENT! YAAAAAAAAARGH!*
*company's health plan does not extend coverage to "Battle Chair" injuries. - magoblygoo, on 01/31/2008, -1/+80i digg only because of the comments in the post.
- Slovenian6474, on 01/31/2008, -0/+77"The Hawaii Chair! You won't be asked to sign anything ever again!"
- ThinkBox, on 01/31/2008, -4/+80WARNING: Do not use after eating mexican food. Seat Cushion Covers are NOT covered in the warranty.
- declan69, on 01/31/2008, -0/+74My boss asked my why I took such ***** notes, I just said "Blame it on my hawaii chair, but hey... Look at my abs!!!"
- Zzone, on 02/01/2008, -0/+69If you think these actors look ridiculous, think about how the 300 pound dude who actually bought this looks while he bounces around like a tit.
- hansk, on 01/31/2008, -1/+67What demon from the depths of hell created thee?!
- joessandwich, on 01/31/2008, -1/+62I posted this lower too: http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2008/01/hawaii_chair.p ...
- kgool, on 01/31/2008, -9/+662 Girls 1 Chair?
- signal15, on 02/01/2008, -0/+56And if you order in the next 20 minutes, we'll throw in the Hawaii Toilet for FREE!
- TheVirus, on 01/31/2008, -0/+52You can't be serious.
- mikesbaker, on 01/31/2008, -0/+46its only 300 dollars
http://www.hawaiichair.com/hawaii/
The Chair combines the ancient art of the Hula with patented 2,800 RPM Hula motor - ICSU, on 02/01/2008, -3/+45"Because you do know folks, living in this country, you know that every time you are exposed to advertising, you realize once again that America's leading industry, America's most profitable business, is still, the manufacture, packaging, distribution, and marketing of *****. High quality, grade A, prime cut, pure American *****."
--George Carlin - nhd4me, on 01/31/2008, -0/+42Not quite ... but is quite fun if you can tempt your secretary to sit on your lap for dictation.
- GuacamoleSan, on 01/31/2008, -2/+42Id love to see a surgeon trying to operate on someone while sitting in this.
- theNazz, on 01/31/2008, -0/+39She can hardly call it work because she can't get anything done while sitting in that chair...
- studdenfadden, on 02/01/2008, -2/+38That was the first time I ever laughed at Ellen
- whiteknives, on 01/31/2008, -4/+38Dugg for the best title description of this month.
- Unclekoolaid, on 01/31/2008, -0/+34Get a magnet-pen chain and this chair and you'll be the coolest secretary at work!
- quomen, on 01/31/2008, -0/+33It reminds me of this:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x33eyq_the-office ...
Classic. - xTRUMANx, on 01/31/2008, -2/+34Or perhaps walk all sexy? That should be one of their sales pitches.
Use the Hawaiian chair, get fit, walk sexy. Call now. - inactive, on 01/31/2008, -0/+31"Vertigo, a specific type of dizziness, is a major symptom of a balance disorder."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vertigo_(medical)
Nothing mentions fear of heights. - JRHodes88, on 02/01/2008, -0/+29Kevin and Alex:
PLEASE do a live show of Diggnation in hawaii chairs - iCallShotgun, on 01/31/2008, -0/+29I saw this on Ellen (yes I was watching Ellen) like two days ago. She bought a couple and had people try them out. ***** things are absolutely ridiculous.
- dasdef, on 02/01/2008, -0/+28that actually made me LOL.
- Haphazardness, on 01/31/2008, -0/+25How is that even exercise?
- IIGrudge, on 02/01/2008, -0/+25Wish granted: http://wesclark.com/am/jocelyn.jpg
- lp187, on 01/31/2008, -1/+25great for lapdances
- svander, on 02/01/2008, -1/+25And by the way, we use them at work also and we ALL have 6-pack abs now. All just by sitting on it. The Hawaii Chair also saved my marriage and enlarged my penis. And eventually enabled me to make hundreds of thousands of dollars from the comfort of my own home.
- 28dayslater, on 01/31/2008, -3/+25I work in a promotional advertising sales office and the owner replaced all of our chairs with these things, even the managers. A lot of people that I work with, I guess 70 percent or more, are what you could classify as overweight, and in the past they made us do some exercises before work, nothing too serious, I think jumping jacks were the most hardcore, so it was strange that they would implement something like this. The strangest part is that they didn't give us any warning that they were coming, we just showed up on Monday and everybody was like, wtf? Also, I don't so much mind the chair, even though it can be a little loud when you are on the phone, but some of the people in the office are in their late 60's, and I just don't think they have the stamina for these exercise chairs. Anyway, just thought I'd share my experience.
- 28dayslater, on 02/01/2008, -1/+22Some further observations; the owner gets angry when the chairs are not moving in sync. It feels very "1984" and can sometimes overpower the task that is at hand. I try to think of myself as an individual, but my attempts to undo the synchronization of my chair with the others is always met with stern disapproval.
- MrDo, on 02/01/2008, -1/+21No, but the dildo bicycle however, is.
- Fracture98, on 02/01/2008, -0/+18The first thing I thought of was Amazon:
People that bought this, also purchased - 14" latex dildo - theprez, on 02/01/2008, -1/+19I've suffered from lower-back problems. Believe me, using that chair is the worst thing I can do to my back (other than stabbing myself directly on my lower spine).
- febryle, on 02/01/2008, -0/+15They MADE you do exercises at work?? What, are you in Japan?
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