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  • HeadInJarMan, on 11/02/2009, -2/+1566"My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?"
    ~Mitch Hedberg
  • jmdwinter, on 11/03/2009, -8/+546Hey! What if you took two lengths of elastic material, rope them over your shoulders and attach them at either end to your pants!? You would no longer need a belt to hold your pants up. They would be held in place; 'suspended', if you will. PATENT PENDING!
  • cptcliche, on 11/03/2009, -1/+526"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

    One of the greatest comedians of all time
  • cjh24, on 11/02/2009, -9/+489That's why I buy belts with exponentially distributed holes
  • jd33, on 11/02/2009, -5/+470Secret Hack:
    http://www.qfonic.com/images/products/leatherpunch ...
  • ace429k, on 11/03/2009, -1/+366simple fix: No pants.
  • mrdanielschultz, on 11/03/2009, -6/+366Why not give the artist some traffic? http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/?p=1036
  • grahamholloway, on 11/03/2009, -5/+322R.I.P. Mitch.

    Died way too ***** young.
  • BREZZZ, on 11/03/2009, -0/+253I just get my belt 2.718 feet long. It's only natural.
  • drunkenkite, on 11/03/2009, -7/+239Oh boy a reference to a common everyday annoyance!
    DUGG!
  • KillCure, on 11/03/2009, -2/+231"I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to too."
  • e73v3n, on 11/02/2009, -22/+240fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
  • Eyght, on 11/03/2009, -1/+217"Dogs are forever in the push-up position.

    ...that joke is stupid. I'm aware of that."

    :D
  • esteskid, on 11/03/2009, -2/+204"I love the FedEx guy, because he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it."
  • aenemacanal, on 11/03/2009, -0/+197"Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine. Saw through the *****."

    changed my life
  • HoneyHamilton, on 11/03/2009, -2/+192"I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that."
  • cecilpl, on 11/03/2009, -1/+172"I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something."
  • v1c1ous, on 11/03/2009, -3/+174You can change "belts" to "ex-girlfriends" as well
  • killOzap, on 11/03/2009, -1/+153what? that's very irrational of you
  • JAVAnation, on 11/03/2009, -2/+129Pringles was originally going to be a tennis ball company but their first shipment was accidentally potatoes. So pringles was just like "***** it, cut em up!"
  • TheEggAndI, on 11/03/2009, -0/+125i started using a hole-less belt years ago and never looked back. never again do i have to put up with choosing a definitive uncomfortable setting. i can now adjust it quickly, easily, and subtly, depending on the situation.
  • i23Photography, on 11/03/2009, -0/+112Whatever keeps you single, I guess...
  • sprotacular, on 11/03/2009, -0/+108Much better than using a hammer and nail like I did.
  • trkstr67, on 11/02/2009, -4/+112or go to a crafts store and buy a leather punch for about $10...make your own holes.
  • acdtrux, on 11/03/2009, -0/+105This message brought to you by Steve Urkel
  • plainOldFool, on 11/03/2009, -1/+95"You can't please all of the people all of the time. And last night, all of those people were at my show."
  • Shadic, on 11/03/2009, -1/+93I like the "Soultion."
  • sonicpentatonic, on 11/03/2009, -1/+89yeah, but what if we aren't in highschool anymore?
  • LeeCarvallo, on 11/03/2009, -0/+81whoosh
  • Thoughtnaut, on 11/03/2009, -1/+82"I used to be in a death metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or thought we were just okay."
  • ace4261991, on 11/03/2009, -0/+80The Solution:
    http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/3198/beltsy.jpg
  • Jektal, on 11/03/2009, -1/+80"When I was on acid I used to see things, like beams of light... And I would hear sounds, like car horns..."
  • JesusHimself, on 11/03/2009, -0/+77Any hole is a goal my friend
  • ThanatosST, on 11/03/2009, -1/+76With that kind of hole, I'm sure you could.
  • inactive, on 11/03/2009, -5/+80"The other day, my friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said, not really, but I do want a regular banana later, so yes, I'll have one"
  • 2Six119, on 11/03/2009, -0/+72That's why I make my own holes. No belt industry is going to hold me back
  • cyrix, on 11/03/2009, -0/+72Have you ever had something happen where just yelling a quick ***** wasn't adequate enough to describe your rage? So instead you yelled out a long version of *****? This is to illustrate intense rage where there is no comprehensible way to ever express enough of a ***** that would completely cover said rage. Basically it's the Pi of rage. It never ends.
  • DCdigging, on 11/03/2009, -0/+69I tried to cheat the system by making my own makeshift hole between the two almost right holes. After a few days of use the middle hole bridged out to both of its neighbors, and now I just have one massive hole that swings the metal piece into the land of excessive looseness. ***** my belt.
  • Haz3rd, on 11/03/2009, -2/+70Those are the exact holes on the belt I use too... I go for number 3, it's not too loose.

    I just thought everyone would want to know that.
  • JediPilot, on 11/03/2009, -0/+62I just jab at my belt for a half hour with a screwdriver. Eventually I'll get some kind of hole.
  • ftc08, on 11/03/2009, -2/+63Awww, that the best you could do? Give it more soul. From the bottoms of your lungs.

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  • JediPilot, on 11/03/2009, -6/+66Edit: bury me
  • poordavey, on 11/03/2009, -1/+57If you're an animal, you wanna for sure have a beaver as a friend, cuz they have some kickass houses. That ***** is on the lake. Lake side my ass...lake ON.
  • QuestoJesto, on 11/03/2009, -1/+55Dos theys exists? Dos theys?s
  • theguesser10, on 11/03/2009, -3/+57Mine's on a log base 7 scale
  • Apex3, on 11/03/2009, -6/+59That's why I use this belt
    http://www.surfstitch.com/images/catalog/live/imag ...
    Unlimited adjustments, AND it has a bottle opener
  • kfconme, on 11/03/2009, -0/+53logging in?
  • eanbowman, on 11/03/2009, -0/+51I'll keep that idea in my log.
  • ileftfark, on 11/03/2009, -0/+50I bought this cordless 21v drill with titanium bits for more than just fixing the drywall.
  • MorbenDK, on 11/03/2009, -0/+50Larry King invented those 3000 years ago
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