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The Masturbation Double Standard

cracked.com — Masturbation. Masturbation is the most widely used cure for boredom among males. For every woman masturbating right now, there is a guy masturbating while imagining that woman masturbate.

Who dugg this? Made popular Sep 11, 2009

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  • fluidfoundation, on 09/11/2009, -3/+479"For every woman masturbating right now, there is a guy masturbating while imagining that woman masturbate."

    Well, there is now.
  • SmooveO, on 09/11/2009, -9/+430Should this be in the Offbeat section of Digg or the Beatoff section?
  • Xomaniac, on 09/11/2009, -26/+414Silly article, how can women masturbate? They dont have penises.
  • pinetree, on 09/11/2009, -2/+356Wow, I really hope you meant "than" rather than "then."
  • WoundedCow, on 09/11/2009, -7/+296Cure for boredom? I think not. For me it has always been a cure for [deleted by internet censors] when I had my [deleted by internet censors] and then the drunk chick [deleted by internet censors] with my [deleted by internet censors] leaving me to dangle my [deleted by internet censors] which then got infected.
  • ennuisquared, on 09/11/2009, -20/+303"We here at Cracked are totally not into masturbation."

    *****.
  • sameer768, on 09/11/2009, -0/+274Masturbation helps you get to sleep. Masturbation helps you wake up. Masturbation helps you get through the day.
  • Originalhandle, on 09/11/2009, -0/+210"Don't knock masturbation... It's sex with someone I love"
    - Woody Allen
  • omae, on 09/11/2009, -1/+207A girl talking about masturbation: Hot
    A guy talking about masturbation: Annoying
  • trer, on 09/11/2009, -0/+163hmm...simple grammatical error or freudian slip?
  • trer, on 09/11/2009, -0/+156Why criticize masturbation? Better to self-release and get it out of your system then commit a sex crime.
  • jlm408, on 09/11/2009, -0/+143As a woman, I say hell yeah to self love! There's nothing wrong with feeling a little frisky from time to time, ladies!
  • saranagati, on 09/11/2009, -1/+109oh i love madlibs

    Cure for boredom? I think not. For me it has always been a cure for rabies when I had my vice grips and then the drunk chick puked with my coupons leaving me to dangle my dead baby which then got infected.
  • eleraama, on 09/11/2009, -3/+106If you like this comment, you may also like:

    *Nickelback Sucks
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    *That's What She Said
  • apetrie, on 09/11/2009, -1/+102Agreed, I can't believe women still try to claim they don't do it in this day and age. WHATEVER. If being pure and sexless makes me attractive to a man, that is not a man I want to be with. I like sex. I like orgasms. Sometimes there is no time or opportunity for sex with my partner, and sometimes its just quick and convenient to take care of it myself. I am not and will not ever be ashamed of enjoying physical pleasure.
  • Manchildcartoon, on 09/11/2009, -2/+98I like to self release and then commit sex crimes too!
  • rinote, on 09/11/2009, -0/+91So the song goes,

    I jacked off twice in the morning,
    I jacked off twice at night,
    I jacked off twice in the afternoon
    it makes me feel alright.
  • Scira, on 09/11/2009, -1/+89This is one time I will digg a grammar nazi.
  • Mangeof, on 09/11/2009, -9/+89youporn.com
    badjojo.com
    spankwire.com
    redtube.com
    myfreepaysite.com

    Have fun :D
  • chuckDontSurf, on 09/11/2009, -1/+71That's really depressing.
  • alpha88, on 09/11/2009, -2/+70*****, their chubby little arms can't reach around that far.
  • digitaljohn, on 09/11/2009, -0/+67I've seen this comment before.
  • directedition, on 09/11/2009, -1/+66http://www.bash.org/?217453
  • Snoogs, on 09/11/2009, -0/+61Procrastination is like masturbation: It's fun while it lasts, but in the end, you're only ***** yourself.
  • inactive, on 09/11/2009, -10/+68Sometimes when I masturbate, I like to pretend that Digg is one person, and we do naughty things together :)
  • EelfinnTy, on 09/11/2009, -0/+54fta "I'm unemployed and I have no girlfriend, but for some reason I honestly couldn't be happier." This hits way too close to home.
  • directedition, on 09/11/2009, -0/+52Turns out, masturbation does not help you get through your cousin's boring grade school play. At least, not in the long run.
  • jlm408, on 09/11/2009, -1/+52A-*****-Men, sister!
    I think a lot of it also has to do with girls fearing that they'll be labeled as some sort of a sex-addicted freak not by men, but their fellow women. The worst thing about our gender is how catty/judgmental some of us can be.
    I say screw that. Masturbation rocks, and it feels great! Just because some people have a pole up their ass about it doesn't mean I have do. I'd rather have a pole in my va-jay-jay, whether it be connected to a man or a battery-powered vibration machine.
  • danwallace, on 09/11/2009, -3/+50*****. Fat chicks masturbate too and nobody wants to picture that.
  • rinote, on 09/11/2009, -2/+49For everyone complaining, just go ***** yourself. :)
  • LoveSac, on 09/11/2009, -17/+63Cracked nails it every time!
  • DeathRay2K, on 09/11/2009, -1/+45Because then they last longer?
  • Sneezyx, on 09/11/2009, -2/+45Buried for utter lack of irony detector.
  • Scira, on 09/11/2009, -4/+46Pics or it didn't happen.
  • fxu1989, on 09/11/2009, -3/+45Hey, how YOU doin'?
  • duewydo, on 09/12/2009, -2/+44your first comment on digg. every since joining in 07, and it is about how you masturbate. Sweet.
  • Kaegro, on 09/11/2009, -2/+42Cure for boredom? I think not. For me it has always been a cure for spontaneous bowl movement when I had my scrotum shaved and then the drunk chick sneezed with my penis in hand leaving me to dangle my foreskin which then got infected.

    Can't ***** for a week after that happens.
  • wigren, on 09/11/2009, -1/+39@alpha88
    Three Words: Wall mounted dildo.
  • sonofabiscuit, on 09/11/2009, -0/+37I jacked off twice before I jacked off twice,
    And then I jacked off twice more.
  • lensman00, on 09/11/2009, -2/+38http://instantrimshot.com/
  • TheCollective00, on 09/12/2009, -1/+36This comment is totally not a bookmark...>_>
  • Sererena, on 09/12/2009, -1/+35Are there really men that are turned off by women who are willing to admit they masturbate? Every guy I've admitted it to loved the idea.
  • 300thSpartan, on 09/11/2009, -0/+34Why is it better to masturbate before committing sex crimes?
  • GusterBear, on 09/12/2009, -0/+33@wigren

    I thought that doorknob to nowhere looked a little suspicious.
  • 4rp4n3t, on 09/11/2009, -0/+32I'm not just commenting here so I can come back later...oh no, not at all...
  • wtfmate112, on 09/11/2009, -0/+31There is at least *2 guys imagining that right now...
  • doctechnical, on 09/11/2009, -0/+30This is how babby is not formed.
  • Manchildcartoon, on 09/11/2009, -0/+30Make that 3.
  • Torsion, on 09/11/2009, -0/+28IF YOU DON'T MASTURBATE, THE TERRORISTS WIN

    /end
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