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The Cougar Reference Manual (GRAPH)

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  • IanG73, on 06/14/2009, -1/+118If only my girlfriend went down as fast as this website :(
  • simplyintricate, on 06/14/2009, -2/+86Mirror:

    http://rorr.im/digg.com/comedy/the_cougar_referenc ...
  • supermanly, on 06/14/2009, -1/+71Site went down like a cougar.
  • artofwot, on 06/14/2009, -1/+63Seems like it's more of a table than a graph...
  • Linguo, on 06/12/2009, -7/+51I'd pretty much ***** anything on this list if it were legal...
  • woofers07, on 06/14/2009, -1/+39...on a 22 year old frat boy.

    There, fixed it for ya.
  • AnotherBrian, on 06/14/2009, -4/+41………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,
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  • Jabrams2, on 06/12/2009, -6/+43this is a sick graph.. well done
  • MrFrostyUK, on 06/14/2009, -1/+35A little to keen to defend yourself buddy. . . with a LIE
  • jc7012, on 06/14/2009, -0/+33I banged your mom on a table.



    HEYYOOOOOO!
  • macslut, on 06/14/2009, -0/+26Silly Pedobear...you do of course!
  • soopisgoodfood, on 06/12/2009, -3/+28Estelle Getty is a stone fox.
  • KokomoNYC, on 06/13/2009, -3/+28Whynchu take a seat. Take a seat right over there.
  • Brassbud, on 06/14/2009, -0/+24I was expecting more cats.
  • Phlosten, on 06/14/2009, -0/+21not a graph *sigh*
  • GhettoHmbrglr, on 06/14/2009, -1/+20Girls??? On MY internets?! Gtfo.
  • KokomoNYC, on 06/13/2009, -0/+19Oh, I get it. You just implied that Linguo's gay. Or that he only does the boy animals.
  • Marcinn, on 06/14/2009, -0/+18How the ***** can you not tell the difference between a Graph and a Table?
  • arizona01, on 06/14/2009, -4/+21I like turtles.
  • GeekNurse, on 06/14/2009, -0/+14Thanks Digg, for creating the "Reply" link.
  • tmyprod, on 06/14/2009, -2/+16That's how I feel about every list.
  • DeadNed, on 06/14/2009, -0/+14so, uh, you want to grab a drink later or something?
  • Phlosten, on 06/14/2009, -0/+13Didn't you luck out....married AND picked a winner! :D
  • fissionignition, on 06/14/2009, -0/+13Who the ***** is AnnaLynne McCord?
  • SirBruce, on 06/14/2009, -3/+16Aaaand it's gone.
  • cheerfulcynic, on 06/14/2009, -0/+12not gonna lie, i love collecting responses to my craigslist ads. and wine.
    and i own more than one bridesmaid dress.
    so, kudos to the author for accuracy.
  • hokie47, on 06/14/2009, -2/+14Just wait until you are married. Speed wont matter because she wont go down there at all. Granted there are girls that just like doing it, but I am not married to one.
  • DirtPile, on 06/14/2009, -0/+9Class?
  • DouglasQ, on 06/14/2009, -2/+11Entering this on Digg is like going to the middle of a 'Yo Mama' joke tournament and firing a starting pistol.
  • FACT, on 06/14/2009, -0/+9That made no sense whatsoever but still made me laugh
  • bakerac, on 06/13/2009, -0/+9well, stone cold at least
  • Wubsy, on 06/14/2009, -0/+8You're crazy.
  • levitron, on 06/14/2009, -0/+6Betty White.... yeah, I'd classify her as a Dragon. I think she'd intimidate me in bed...
  • vpshockwave, on 06/14/2009, -0/+5(Or *****) :(
  • firesights, on 06/14/2009, -0/+5So wait, you guys are digging him down for 1-9? What, suddenly Elle Fanning is acceptable to be on this chart?
  • Tyrghast, on 06/14/2009, -1/+6I like older women. Call me crazy but my collection of MILF porn grows on a daily basis.
  • DexDoomsday, on 06/14/2009, -0/+559 is pushing the description of a Cougar for me, also I like Sabretooth over Dragon:Chick/Dragon/Snapping Turtles? What happen to the whole cat thing?
  • jfield1, on 06/14/2009, -0/+4http://lmgtfy.com/?q=AnnaLynne+McCord

    Worth it.
  • Grolsch, on 06/14/2009, -0/+4Pussy
  • ZephyrNinety, on 06/14/2009, -1/+5Right THERE!
  • NiMip, on 06/14/2009, -0/+4Joan Rivers certainly is a dragon... but in the scaly, non-human wouldn't-touch-with-a-ten-foot-pole kind of way.
  • antdude, on 06/14/2009, -0/+4Cougar stalks Kim Bauer.
  • Rodik, on 06/14/2009, -1/+5ohh?
    http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/7682/watchmengrap ...
  • MooseOfReason, on 06/14/2009, -0/+4I like how the address is "RORR IM DIGG.COM"
  • Rodik, on 06/14/2009, -0/+4zzzzzzING!
  • RandomGorilla, on 06/14/2009, -0/+4Dragon can also be interchanged with the term Bargoyle
  • sirdarksoul, on 06/14/2009, -0/+3I knew you were here!
  • firesights, on 06/14/2009, -0/+3People are diggin' you down 'cause they're jealous.
  • tmyprod, on 06/14/2009, -0/+3EVERY list, no exceptions.


    Its a burden I must bear for the rest of you. I'm like Jesus for list-based fetishes.

    (that's also more of a graph than a list)
  • ATL, on 06/20/2009, -0/+3whoever she is, she looks like god damn carrot top here:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AnnaLynne_McCord
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