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- therearenorules, on 04/22/2009, -3/+425Dugg for the girl airing out her vagina on the sidewalk.
- thiver, on 04/22/2009, -4/+244Drunk people are like Bill O’Reilly, they have a ton of opinions, and they think if they yell them loud enough, it makes them right.
Dugg, - inactive, on 04/22/2009, -8/+213"Almost had to choke down beer?"
Wow, what a pussy. - gixxer600, on 04/22/2009, -4/+153jacking off to late night infomercial with limp penis ......GUILTY
- inactive, on 04/22/2009, -5/+154please, I start with tequila and move straight to fights
- yarks, on 04/22/2009, -1/+1329th stage...saying you will never drink again
- naslai, on 04/22/2009, -1/+123airing out her vagina.. roflmao
- mixsense, on 04/22/2009, -2/+112Thats what I thought. The first beer of the day is always a ***** great beer.
- inactive, on 04/22/2009, -5/+104HolyTaco is like ***** Cracked...
- mizznike, on 04/21/2009, -1/+80when i look at the picture from stage 6, all I hear is "duuuuuude" and "bro!"
- v1rotate, on 04/21/2009, -1/+69Damn, that sidewalk has some 'serious' issues... Might wanna get that checked out.
- monkeysellers, on 04/21/2009, -1/+64A gorilla would totally kick a grizzly's ass, by the way. And it's not a mace.
- browneea, on 04/22/2009, -1/+42But this beer DOES taste good...
- Chicken2nite, on 04/22/2009, -3/+42I was under the impression that there were 5 stages of drinking:
http://www.larrymillerhumor.com/media/ (text of the stand-up)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj3s5A8gk4s (audio of the stand-up with thematic slide show, no video) - andrewglover87, on 04/22/2009, -0/+39My 8 stages:
1. Social
2. Happy
3. Tipsy
4. Drunk
5. Room Spinning
6. Regurgitating
7. Unconscious
8. Dead - Tonicks, on 04/22/2009, -0/+38These PRETZELS are making me THIRSTY!
- nascentia, on 04/22/2009, -3/+33I'm drunk right now, just finished two chalupas and I'm eating sun chips, and I read all 8 of these stages, but ***** if I remember what they were. Which one am I at? I'm going to bed.
- Cowmin, on 04/22/2009, -1/+31I love the taste of Pepsi but I don't drink 15 in one night. You may have a drinking problem.
- gixxer600, on 04/22/2009, -2/+32finally no more infomercial for me i have that pic now .......................
- sdcarter, on 04/22/2009, -3/+3110th Stage: Seeing the girl you hooked up with the night before and hoping 1) You used protection/she's clean & not pregnant somehow. 2) She's really a she. and 3) She gets the hint when you sneak away.
- Ageroth, on 04/22/2009, -0/+27***** no, just look at how much they weigh.
Grizzly: 181-350 kg (400-770 pounds) but can be up to 454.5 kg (1000 lbs)
Gorilla: 140–204.5 kg (310–450 lb)
the grizzly would straight overpower the gorilla - Wilsomatic, on 04/22/2009, -0/+26Aren't those the seven dwarfs?
- mranostay, on 04/22/2009, -0/+25God I wish I could say I've never done this...
- scoottie, on 04/22/2009, -1/+258?
1) pour
2) drink
3) pee - OrangeTide, on 04/22/2009, -1/+24Nobody cares about grammar and language anymore. It makes me sad.
- Rhendal, on 04/22/2009, -1/+24I agree. I don't drink beer to get drunk, I drink it because I love the taste of it. The problem is I love the taste so much I drink too much and get wasted.
- RichMUrrills, on 04/22/2009, -0/+21No way dude, a bear would destroy a gorilla! Unless the gorilla had a gun, like a ***** Uzi or something. That would be awesome. Right, I'm off to the bar, who wants a drink.....
- slapded, on 04/22/2009, -1/+21This is the guy right here.. ---------^
- drivingalone, on 04/22/2009, -0/+20The one day of the year anyone gives a ***** about you being Irish has passed.
- mranostay, on 04/22/2009, -3/+23I rather be boned in the ass by a girl with a strap-on, just saying
- garbs, on 04/22/2009, -3/+22Depends on the beer.
If my first beer was a Keystone Ice, I don't think I'm going to be savoring it ;)
A nice stout on the other hand...mmmmm - jschwabe, on 04/22/2009, -2/+20Hmm...Seems like they skipped a stage somewhere between 5-6 where you take our your harpoon and start whale hunting at the bar/party. At least that's how I usually maneuver, and it makes for quite interesting stories later on.
- TheBlueVulcan, on 04/22/2009, -1/+19Silly me for expecting articles to use proper writing conventions such as "grammar."
- rashly, on 04/22/2009, -0/+17I heard they use too much teeth...
- davidg11, on 04/22/2009, -0/+16A grizzly has claws, how the F can anyone think a gorilla is going to survive knife sharp claws on a big ass paw with a reach far greater than a gorilla?
Is this particular gorilla King Kong? No? Then SHUT THE F UP! - Remmiz, on 04/22/2009, -0/+15LIKE A BOSS
- GambitIXXI, on 04/22/2009, -1/+16I prefer Larry Miller's 5 Stages of Drinking
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids. ...
but this set was pretty good... dugg - pocketacesAA, on 04/22/2009, -0/+15even vaginas need a breather
- protoopus, on 04/22/2009, -0/+15"In the book 'Baja Oklahoma', Dan Jenkins has given us a new scale
relating to the levels of drunkenness as they occur in mankind (and
womankind).
Mankind's Ten Stages of Drunkenness
1). Witty and Charming
2). Rich and Powerful
3). Benevolent
4). Clairvoyant
5). ***** Dinner
6). Patriotic
7). Crank Up the Enola Gay
8). Witty and Charming, Part II
9). Invisible
10). Bulletproof" - Ramenboy005, on 04/22/2009, -1/+16i thought there were only seven stages
Tipsy, Queasy, Surly, Sleazy, Edgy, Dizzy and Remorseful - manlyandy, on 04/22/2009, -1/+14Opinions have tons of Bill O'Reillys?
- TheSpook, on 04/22/2009, -2/+15Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man - ggacid, on 04/22/2009, -0/+13I use punctuation and capitalization when I'm drunk.. It's called typing really slow with one eye closed to eliminate the blur. Then, you read it over and over again 5 times to make sure you typed everything correctly.
- alwilson, on 04/22/2009, -1/+14I wanna party with the girls in #7. Seems like a pretty sure thing.
- inactive, on 04/22/2009, -0/+13Is there an echo in here?
- billwild, on 04/22/2009, -1/+13"Most importantly, that beer you’re drinking has changed. Twenty minutes ago, you almost had to choke it down, but now it tastes absolutely delicious."
Stop drinking ***** beer. - tdog138, on 04/22/2009, -1/+13Uh, I think that would be rape...
- whitewarrior627, on 04/22/2009, -1/+12Dugg for dumbass Croatians and Serbians cursing each other's mothers in the comments...
Now where's my drink? - inactive, on 04/22/2009, -1/+11beer snobs ahoy
- NevaDieENT, on 04/22/2009, -0/+10Better to ask forgiveness than to ask permission... uh ok so it's not but I heard this the other day and laughed.
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