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- Sublex, on 03/01/2009, -0/+39How bout when Rocky cries over Mickey's death?
A REAL MAN ISN'T AFRAID TO SHOW HIS FEELINGS. - inactive, on 03/02/2009, -0/+28"The 1986 classic, Cobra is the quintessential renegade cop movie. This movie has it all. A terrorist organization? Check. A strictly by-the-book police captain? Check. A submachine gun with laser sight? Check ***** plus. This movie is brimming with so much testosterone-fueled badassery, that your balls will twitch at the sight of the movie poster."
haha. - MacSuxWindozSux, on 03/01/2009, -0/+23I AM THE LAW!
- AWBoy666, on 03/02/2009, -0/+16Demolition Man was the greatest movie of my childhood. It also ruined my concept of sex for like a decade.
- GoKings, on 03/02/2009, -0/+14Rambo IV was the *****
- scottsutherland, on 03/02/2009, -0/+12HI BILLY MAYS HERE
- xCIone, on 04/15/2009, -1/+12RAMBO
- TheSkunkMonkey, on 03/01/2009, -0/+11~My Stalloney has a first name, it's S-y-l-v-e-s-t-e-r...~
I can see the new restaurant sandwiches now.. The Stalloney & Cheese, Fried Stalloney on Rye... - spepin, on 03/02/2009, -1/+11What a careery it's been!
- zsavior, on 03/02/2009, -0/+7These movies made me cry, these are real action movies. I don't want to see the main star go for the academy award, I want to see him make the villain angry then rip his head off and pee down his neck. When I want Slumdog Millionaire I watch that When I want Action I want Cobra.
But How did Tango and Cash not make it.
In it Sly plays a cop who is refined, and high brow. He dresses like a "banker" and gets his job done.
In the opening scene in the movie a Oil Truck is bearing down on him refusing to stop for the police, Sly stands in the middle of the road with his gun out and makes it halt by firing shots through the shield of the truck. They cops search the truck, and find nothing.
Then you see a State cop fly obscenities at Sly because he is out of his jurisdiction, and he stopped an oil truck and he is a "big city boy" The cop berating him asks him "Who the ***** do you think you are!"
Another one of the State Cops in back chuckling from watching his friend Berate Sly says "he thinks he's Rambo!" and laughs
Sly responds back "Rambo is a Pussy!" and casually shoots the payload of the truck that is supposed to be filled with gas, which instead leaks pure cocaine. He then tastes it and says "Anybody want to get High!"
Yes This all happens in the Middle of the High Way.
and scene.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsGq4_19p6Q - michaelpinto, on 03/02/2009, -0/+6As long as I live I will never forgive Sylvester Stallone for directing the film "Staying Alive"
- TibetRock, on 03/02/2009, -0/+5Thats what you get for using a jackhammer in the middle of the road with Sly in a 50 mile radius. He'll find you.
- HeDiggMe, on 03/01/2009, -0/+5Obviously he gets it from his momma
http://www.thenewsroom.com/details/3138751 - j3rm1981, on 03/02/2009, -0/+5Brilliant.
- inactive, on 03/02/2009, -0/+5I've never seen a Stallone movie I didn't like, even the bad ones.
- censormagnet, on 03/02/2009, -0/+5that rambo movie was pretty hardcore
once you get it over with and vomit at the insane level of violence (especially the real video at the beginging) its pretty easy to root for him as he literally chops people in half and pulls them apart, also the scene where he takes the mounted gun to the guy in the drivers seat was pretty awesome ;)
he also sets off a mini nuke or something ;) - CleverDan33, on 03/02/2009, -0/+4Best article ever.
However, I am a little sad they didn't include my favorite quote of the whole Rambo quadrilogy:
"Rambo: We were in this bar in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says "Shine, please, shine!" I said no. He kept askin', yeah, and Joey said "Yeah." And I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, ***** blew his body all over the place. And he's laying there, he's ***** screaming. There's pieces of him all over me, just... (Takes off his bandolier) like this, and I'm tryin' to pull him off, you know, my friend that's all over me! I've got blood and everything and I'm tryin' to hold him together! I'm puttin'... the guy's *****' insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He's saying, sayin' "I wanna go home! I wanna go home!" He keeps calling my name! "I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna drive my Chevy!" I said "Why? I can't find your *****' legs! I can't find your legs!" - IIECONII, on 03/02/2009, -0/+4Someone is stalking me. I JUST GOT DONE watching Rambo IV before I hopped on Digg.
1080p claymores are fun. - scottsutherland, on 03/02/2009, -0/+4Quite Stalloneyest.
- reticulate, on 03/02/2009, -0/+4That trailer for John Rambo was ***** awesome.
- AgeofMastery, on 03/02/2009, -0/+3The movie is even better
- partrow, on 03/02/2009, -0/+2Now there's an outstanding thespian I don't see nearly enough of, huh? Ha.
Reminds me of Springsteen the singer and song butcher. "Bon in the USA, bon in the USA, bon in the USA, bon in the USA", ad infinitum.
Some people just like the primitives in any discipline. - nambio, on 03/02/2009, -0/+2haha the second page is awesome. I don't know any of the movies from the first.
- GrooTheWanderer, on 03/02/2009, -0/+2Dugg for the word "Stalloneyest"
- iHeartCamels, on 03/02/2009, -1/+3What, no ytmnd?
http://dreddlaw.ytmnd.com/
http://ytmnd.com/search?q=betrayed+the+law&x=0 ...
Also, I assumed they would talk about his porno from early in his career. I assume he's still trying to live it down, but Pat Robertson still had him on as a guest anyway. Right-wingers like him just love Rambo movies - Terasiel, on 03/02/2009, -0/+2Not to mention they also really love porn.
- notzak, on 03/02/2009, -0/+2It's called a stallone cut.
- mwalker05, on 03/02/2009, -0/+2I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT, NOW PREPARE TO BE JUDGED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itmNiTwHOsM - lanzemurdok, on 03/02/2009, -0/+2you just got stalloned
- snareguy17, on 03/02/2009, -0/+2I was really wondering where Judge Dredd was on that list. :(
- gkwillie, on 03/02/2009, -0/+1IT'S A HAND GRENADE!
- sufiboy, on 03/02/2009, -0/+1"Careery" isn't a word.
- j3rm1981, on 03/02/2009, -0/+1I'm sorry, but Rocky II cannot go unnoticed.
The scenario: Adrian's up the duff (pregnant) with baby Rocky (later to become estranged from his bruiser-papa's lineage, and to forever be known as Peter Petrelli henceforth).
Due to the fact that she will very soon have a family to try to provide for, Adrian doesn't want Rocky to fight Apollo Creed. You see, things didn't go so well the first time 'round, and now big boy Apollo is completely pissed off that he didn't beat up Rocky even harder the first time and wants to prove just how much better he can do it if only Rocky will give him a chance to try.
Rocky is trying to persuade Adrian that "You godda do whatchu godda do..." and uses this memorable, deep and thoughtful persuasive argument to accomplish his mission: ''I never asked you to stop being a woman. Please...I'm askin' ya please...don't ask me to stop being a man.'' - CDRaff, on 03/02/2009, -0/+1That picture of Grace Jones is scary!!
- hugstain, on 03/02/2009, -0/+1And who can forget...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLA6dOUT_mI - LilJimmyNordin, on 03/02/2009, -0/+1LAWWWWWWW!
- MRintheKeys, on 03/02/2009, -0/+1That is probably the most emotionally "real" scene in the whole Rambo trilogy and an understanding for Rambo snapping the way he did in Part 1.
- mr5150, on 03/02/2009, -0/+1and who can ever forget the magnificent "Rhinestone Cowboy" and "Stop! or my Mom will shoot"......luv your work Sly.....keep up the great work.
- satchthegreat, on 03/02/2009, -0/+1so there's actually no Stalloney moments in *any* Rocky movie? or just to obvious?
- RevJonathan, on 03/02/2009, -0/+1"Whadaya" isn't a word.
- BenderFlexo, on 03/02/2009, -1/+2Cracked is running out of stupid ***** to make top 10 or top 7 lists about. 7? That's just lazy. 70% is just barely passing.
- MarshalBanana, on 03/02/2009, -0/+1Whadaya want, a medal?
- mwalker05, on 03/02/2009, -0/+1sorry cracked, but the reason why Joe Viterbo is pissed when the angler says hes his biggest fan is because the fisherman calls him Frankenstein. Frankenstein is Viterbo's rival. Its perfectly explicable.
- ookamiwarrior, on 03/03/2009, -0/+1From #7 ...
"Stallone becomes inexplicably enraged when an angler tells him that he is his biggest fan."
... the "fan" thought he was a different racer, and that pissed the stallion off. Hence he peeled out on the guys spine.
From #1 ...
The latest film in the Rambo series was just simply, "Rambo". Not "John Rambo" as so many of you are parroting here (it was however a working title for the film).
I just think Cracked needs to pay more attention. Still dugg though, Stalloneyest is my new favorite word. - Strunt, on 03/02/2009, -0/+1Yeah and ***** Judge Dredd and Get Carter (remake).
- Adralemechk, on 03/02/2009, -0/+1I swear that's the first thing 25% of guys say when I introduce myself.
It's the male spelling of the name goddammit - CleverDan33, on 03/02/2009, -0/+1I just like it because it's really funny how you can't understand anything he says.
- Rivfader, on 03/02/2009, -0/+1The pure brutality of it sucks you in. Definitely not a movie for pussies.
- Freedom74, on 03/02/2009, -0/+0The latest Rambo flick is what I call action-porn. The most awesomest bestest movie.
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