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- dunnylovehun, on 01/16/2008, -1/+53"It's nothing major, mind you, just things like 'gas with oily spotting.' This would be a polite way of describing a fart that spackles your chair with a greasy stain of ass buckshot." That and the line about both parents nursing were amazing. I like the phrase ass buckshot so much, I'm determined to use it in a phrase today, though I've yet to figure out how the hell I'm going to pull that off.
- wjuk, on 01/16/2008, -2/+24CRACKED = awesome.
I have no idea how they churn out articles like this once a day. Maybe they have a crack-pot of uber-monkey writers behind the scenes... oh wait, nevermind. Writers-strike, duh. - inactive, on 01/16/2008, -1/+22Hmmm...what medication leads to over religiosity and the spamming of unrelated articles?
- rishubhav, on 01/16/2008, -1/+20You have to ask yourself, what were the scientists who made these drugs thinking?
"Oh yes, the drug is on target, we just have a few cases of men with boobs" - RobbieF, on 01/16/2008, -0/+18Ambien.
While I was on Ambien, instead of going to bed like one's supposed to, I stayed up and apparently ordered Video Professor stuff.
wtf. - SmooveO, on 01/16/2008, -0/+17I keep getting Propecia and Levitra mixed up. If I'm still terrible in bed but I'm now hairy as a beast, am I taking the wrong one?
- hockey, on 01/16/2008, -0/+17I once saw a sleep aid where they mentioned drowsiness as a side effect. . . .
- michelsonmorley, on 01/16/2008, -0/+14I always found "May result in death" to be the most unsettling. But that's probably just me.
- inactive, on 01/16/2008, -0/+14I wanted to laugh, but I always ***** myself when I laugh now.
- blademanx, on 01/16/2008, -0/+12Wow, the pain of herpes without the fun of sex? Sign me up, Acutane!
- wjuk, on 01/16/2008, -0/+12lmfao, just wait until someone decides to let a particularly big one go... XD
- bullcutter, on 01/16/2008, -0/+11When Prozac was first released in the 80s, there was an epidemic of suicides associated with taking it, as people previously too depressed to get up and make the effort to commit suicide finally had that little extra boost they needed to carry through with it.
Instability of serotonergic/dopaminergic neurotransmitter cycles (basically destabilization of mood) is thought to be a primary cause of suicidal ideation, some modern antidepressants might contribute to this... - inactive, on 01/16/2008, -0/+10"may cause anal leakage. We suggest you not wear white pants until you are sure of your ability to control yourself while using the medication."
- Bing11, on 01/16/2008, -0/+10I always thought the "suicide" side-effect of depression medication was the worst, but still they continue to sell like tic-tacs.
- dotlizard, on 01/16/2008, -0/+9"...and it's entirely possibly you'll find yourself on a bus humping a seat and think you're in New Jersey banging Aunt Gladys against your will with 50 bucks riding on whether you'll be done before Uncle Paul gets home. It could get complicated."
next time that happens to me i'm totally going to say i'm on Requip. - Double0Doug, on 01/16/2008, -0/+9lest we forget jail time as a possible side effect.
- rand0mm0nkey, on 01/16/2008, -0/+8Please disregard people's hateful capslock. They are just stupid.
- inactive, on 01/16/2008, -0/+8Well, propecia is a hormone blocker. I doubt it was all that surprising.
- slapded, on 01/16/2008, -0/+8i took alli when i was about 10lbs overweight. they are right.. you lose weight, because every time you put something in your mouth your stomach hurts for about 6-10 hours afterwards. now i work out. that works better. i hope they fail.
- allaboutdatiki, on 01/16/2008, -0/+7Combine the side effects of Alli and Viagra and you're in for one heck of time.
- Ellipsys, on 01/16/2008, -1/+7Actually, Restless Leg Syndrome is a symptom, not a disease. Its not all in someone's head - sometimes it can be an expression of peripheral neuropathy caused by a variety of things. However, it is rather dangerous that it is treated as a disease in and of itself, because people aren't getting to the root of the problem. The same is true of chronic fatigue and fibromyalgia. Something is causing them both (Epstine-Barr virus, CMV, HHV-6, Lyme etc... it could be something not viral or bacterial related, as well).
- floridiot2, on 01/16/2008, -1/+7moobs
- Tyrghast, on 01/16/2008, -4/+10i smoke pot and not only does it take care of almost every pain (headache, ear ache, shoulder ache, w/e) it makes you feel better no matter what. The only side effect is hunger. Marijuana, Possible side effects? Taco cravings.
- inactive, on 01/16/2008, -0/+6Its not common, its actually rather rare but it can definitely be dangerous.
- ShoGunX900, on 01/16/2008, -0/+5Spike your friends drinks to have a good laugh
- bullcutter, on 01/16/2008, -0/+5thanks, I'm a semi-professional eloquenter.
- hayzeus, on 01/16/2008, -0/+5Obvious Rick Roll
- MacEnvy, on 01/16/2008, -0/+5Crack, I'm guessing.
- ZincSaucier, on 01/16/2008, -0/+5this sounds like the plot of some weird twilight zone where the drug is a trojan horse brainwashing tool created by some video professor company
- inactive, on 01/16/2008, -0/+5Well, good for you. Unfortunately not everyone enjoys a fever of 104F, severe allergies, suffering from infections, pain etc.
- BabyWookie, on 01/16/2008, -1/+5I've heard that some women on Ambien get up in the middle of the night, go out and have sex with random strangers and recall nothing the next morning. I ***** you not.
- inactive, on 01/16/2008, -0/+4Dude, you forgot to take your insufferable ass pills. Whether you think you need them or not, trust me, your friends, neighbors and co-workers are BEGGING you to take them...
- chaosium, on 01/16/2008, -0/+4When used responsibly you're not going to sleepwalk. You're supposed to take it RIGHT before bed, not while playing WoW.
- duffblue, on 01/16/2008, -0/+4If it lasts for more than four hours, call more ladies.
- jlmillstein, on 01/16/2008, -0/+4I was just about to post the exact same thing. This guy, Ian Fortey, is HILARIOUS.
- blooperspree, on 01/16/2008, -0/+4most of the time the side effects are just plain worse than the ***** the drug actually cures.
- peterberry, on 01/16/2008, -0/+4"You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work"
- yohnstoppable, on 01/16/2008, -0/+4I'm so going to spike my town's water supply with this *****, now.
- TheSexyGeek, on 01/16/2008, -0/+4And Marijuana is still illegal.
- spyrochaete, on 01/16/2008, -0/+3Pleasing taste, some monsterism.
- bullcutter, on 01/16/2008, -0/+3I didn't say it was "just in your head" (even though it quite literally is BTW). I used to get it too: tingly waves of "electricity" coarse through the legs, and don't dissipate until I shake my legs, to the point where it affected my ability to fall asleep.
(I think) certain changes that I've made in my life are what have completely made it disappear; generally I've become more mellow, relaxed and I exercise daily.
Since you found Tylenol to be a cure for "RLS", how bad of an affliction do you think it could actually be? Certainly not as bad as the one GlaxoSmithKline would like people to believe, and certainly not worth taking medication for. - fortey, on 01/16/2008, -1/+4http://www.rxlist.com/cgi/generic/isotret_ad.htm
Feel free to check where I did my research, on this comedy article that clearly states the very low possibility of the majority of these side effects and tell me I am wrong. The word you're going to want to search for is hirsutism.
Propecia is finasteride, which is the generic drug name.
For propecia, go here http://www.rxlist.com/cgi/generic/propecia_ad.htm and look for breast enlargement, as it was only used on men, the bitch ***** joke applies.
I may crack childish jokes, but I did do my research. I'm sorry yours wasn't as thorough. Thanks for reading though. - inactive, on 01/16/2008, -0/+3Erections lasting longer than eight hours anyone?
- aaron4, on 01/16/2008, -0/+3there was a segment on the Daily Show with Jon Stuart about drugs for "restless leg syndrome" and actual side effects were "increased gambling and sex drive"
- freshyill, on 01/16/2008, -0/+3Pleasing taste. Some monsterism.
- pcdel, on 01/16/2008, -0/+3Why can't they make a medication that causes a longer ***** and uncontrollable ejaculations, instead we get fingernails falling off and ***** your pants with mud.
- spookycheddar, on 01/17/2008, -0/+3accutane cleared me right up... and i got dat butt blood :(
- johnnycheeks, on 01/16/2008, -0/+3What, having compulsive greasy diarrhea with a raging hard on?
You know, not everyone on Digg likes rusty trombones. :/ - BOFH2, on 01/16/2008, -1/+4I was prescribed zoloft for migraines and while I did not get the most popular reaction, I felt completely hopless and did not want to get out of bed. I was not depressed in the first place but I can tell you for about 2 weeks after I stopped taking it the effects were still there.
- protodon, on 01/16/2008, -0/+3that's win-win!
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