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- xdeliriumx, on 05/08/2008, -1/+41not just incest, twincest!
- mentallyinhell, on 05/08/2008, -3/+39Beastiality and Incest? In the same article? ***** creepy.
- themastersb, on 05/08/2008, -0/+26You cant spell "twincest" without "win"
- Seifey, on 05/08/2008, -0/+18Your buddy seems like a douche.
- darkkmind, on 05/08/2008, -0/+18Bahaha! Loved the voyeur wolverine part.
- ZiggyPlayedG, on 05/08/2008, -2/+19Dugg for "who's the greatest hero in the DC universe?"
- lukemandese, on 05/08/2008, -2/+17"Who is the greatest hero in the DC universe? Superman, you say? No, it's the anonymous blond man in the above picture who blocks the terrifying view of Terry Long's polka dotted banana hammock."
LOL - DefaultGen, on 05/08/2008, -0/+13http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/4485/dogwelderi ...
Dammit editted comments kills URLs, wtf. - sjbdallas, on 05/08/2008, -2/+15If they would have hooked up when he was still a centaur, would it still be bestiality?
Oh, and if she's really hot, is it still incest? - Puisapres, on 05/08/2008, -1/+13Dugg for the reference to the "man in a dog suit" scene from The Shining:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NmOoekbK6YI (if you dare) - c89a, on 05/08/2008, -2/+12lol best line ever
"and when we mean "it" we mean Quicksilver's penis, and when we mean "the family" we mean "his sister's vagina."" - kernel16, on 05/08/2008, -0/+10Nothing is wrong for hot people.
- MikeonTV, on 05/08/2008, -2/+11Have you never read a graphic novel from a South Korean hotel lobby? Lot's of oddities happening there!
- ParanoydAndroid, on 05/08/2008, -0/+9What's wrong with Ace and Gary? They're simply confirmed bachelors who live with each other as roommates and fight crime. I don't see why you have to read motivations into every little thing. Yeesh.
- JakeyG14, on 05/08/2008, -0/+8Strangely enough, I can't say I have.
- Chetyre, on 05/08/2008, -0/+8What in the hell is going on in that comic.
- ParanoydAndroid, on 05/08/2008, -1/+9That only applies it they're ginger twins. And nobody wants to see ginger twincest.
- 9bpm9, on 05/08/2008, -0/+7Really, what sick ***** puts this kind of stuff in a comic book?
- xdeliriumx, on 05/08/2008, -3/+10The second picture of Starfox from "The Avengers" is amazing.
- ThePenrod, on 05/08/2008, -1/+7Really, incest is only number 5? Really?
- Shenanigans, on 05/08/2008, -3/+9I would rather scroll than click Next Page.
- Mysk, on 05/08/2008, -0/+5Why the hate? Never get any hugs from your sis? ;D
- spootmonkey, on 05/08/2008, -1/+6Is the QuickSilver and Scarlet Witch thing for real? I don't read the Ultimate universe so I don't know much about it...but in normal cannon this isn't the case
- gmiley, on 05/08/2008, -0/+5About that one... when they refer to his "super power" of causing pleasure: "we here at Cracked are having a hard time figuring out how you can use that to fight crime"... Orgazmo was able to do just that, quite effectively I might add, but in a more comedic way.
- alekkss, on 05/08/2008, -1/+5That disgusting horse should be number one
- databeast, on 05/08/2008, -0/+4thats not really what the strip was intending to imply - the dialogue is obviouslymeant to imply that Cap America's wholesome 1940's mentality just couldn't let him see what was in front of his face.
that's what it was *trying* to imply...miserably - kernel16, on 05/08/2008, -0/+4Twincest is hot because twins aren't real humans anyway.
- Myonosken, on 05/08/2008, -0/+3Fuuuuuuuuuuck
- Zarokima, on 05/08/2008, -0/+3...I like Bazooka Joe :(
- Azriel7, on 05/08/2008, -0/+3I agree with cracked, what the hell is up with wasp and the creator of the comic? She was like..hey Cap, its 2008 and incest is ok. 0.o I must have missed the memo.
- tymdautyt, on 05/08/2008, -1/+4"6 creepiest comic book characters of all time". creepiest of ALL TIME? really? You must have read A LOT of comic books.
- newbill123, on 05/08/2008, -0/+2I think that there's very strong evidence for the twincest in the Ultimates universe. Nothing has come out that it was a ploy or act, has there? Besides, they both have a bit more evil in them and that's what the incest is probably intent on illustrating: This isn't your traditional Vision-paired Scarlet Witch.
If, on the other hand, you were trying to write a Wikipedia article about the canonical Quicksilver & Scarlet Witch NOT having an incestuous relationship, you'd get hounded with [citation needed] tags. The topic isn't even brought up enough by implication in the canonical universe to say there's a denial since it's never even considered as a possibility. - howzitgoin88, on 05/08/2008, -0/+2Yeah. Still not as weird as the graphic novels you'll find in a NORTH Korean hotel lobby... I still have nightmares!
- Kohaxx, on 05/08/2008, -1/+3I couldn't stop laughing at #1, that death is the most priceless "We have to get rid of this character fast" death ever written.
- moonboots, on 05/08/2008, -0/+2http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effron_the_Sorcerer
- herecomes, on 05/08/2008, -0/+2I was hoping for some classic Obnoxio the Clown.
- LuxFX, on 05/08/2008, -0/+2I must have misread the title, because I thought it said "creepy" not "weird or stupid." Besides, any list of creepy comic book characters would have The Corinthian on it.
- inactive, on 05/08/2008, -1/+3Apparently in the QuickSilver and Scarlet Witch scene/pic they have also established WOLVERINE a major PERVERT !!
Just check him out peering through the bushes http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/cree ... - newbill123, on 05/08/2008, -0/+2I thought MiracleWoman was a very creepy character. She was a superhero in the model of Mary Marvel (say magic word & transform into a flying superwoman) who was created with the sole purpose of being repeatedly raped by her creator, Dr. Gargunza. True, the creator is the bad guy and she had no control over the situation, but it doesn't make her existence any less creepy in my mind... a super rape victim.
- Hero0fTime, on 05/08/2008, -1/+3I expect some really great Digg comments on this one. Don't let me down guys.
- PabloIV, on 05/08/2008, -0/+2So, DC wins on creepiness over Marvel by 1
- Arcan, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1Dogwelder does, well, pretty much exactly what his name implies...
- Armagetto, on 05/08/2008, -1/+2I wondered that too, because I didn't follow the Ultimates past the 3rd issue of the first series, but then I saw the name "Millar" on the cover and it didn't surprise me. Mark Millar is the guy who took over for sick and twisted genius Warren Ellis on The Authority and did the unthinkable: made the book even more deranged and warped. His first story arc there ended with the Midnighter (think Batman) sodomizing the Commander (think Captain America) with a jackhammer for beating and raping his gay lover, Apollo (think Superman). Oh, and it seems like I remember the jackhammer incident taking place on the White House lawn...
- blasian, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1The first picture of Terry Long looks like Hyde from that 70's show
- MiDri, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1Don't ***** with the scarlet witch, she can twist the whole universe to fit her perceptions.
- RetlawST, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1The Corinthian, hands down, is the creepiest comic book character of all times. http://images.quizilla.com/J/jaszhokhinn/107582517 ...
- Acglaphotis, on 05/09/2008, -0/+1I asked first.
- blankb, on 05/09/2008, -0/+1the horse Try's to get laid with Supergirl before she can figure out he is really her horse.
and starfox He's a mind-raping douchebag. dam that made me crack up -
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