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The 5 Most Ill-Advised Dating Sites on the Web

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Who dugg this? Made popular Apr 10, 2008

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  • aaaleman, on 04/10/2008, -1/+40STDmatch, eh?
    Guess everyone out there can now find themselves some love.
  • buttterss, on 04/10/2008, -0/+27"Find friends or seek romantic relationships knowing that everyone on this site has some form of mental illness!" well, you can say that about many social networks.
  • DarkJesus, on 04/10/2008, -1/+20I'll stear clear from these sites now! STDmatch sounded so promising.
  • iheartboobs, on 04/10/2008, -0/+15if you're gonna find dates online then you should search stdmatch and make sure any chicks you meet aren't signed up there
  • Excedium, on 04/10/2008, -0/+15too bad the imprisoned women dont include the reason for being in prison...would have been a good read for a while
  • vercotti, on 04/10/2008, -1/+14Dude, AIDSmates.com..!
  • cubbiesx, on 04/10/2008, -0/+12Don't short people need their own dating site more than tall people?
  • lamiaconfitor, on 04/10/2008, -0/+11Wow, on women behind bars website, there are "add to cart," and "proceed to checkout" buttons... does that bother anyone else?
  • Lutremi, on 04/10/2008, -0/+10Lol...like: "Damn, she got X years for arson, that's hot."
  • callinthelaw69, on 04/10/2008, -1/+8Maybe don't use dating sites at all?
  • NCSUspoon, on 04/10/2008, -0/+7Myspace.com- They won't even know you're watching...
  • MrTito, on 04/10/2008, -0/+7Bah, who needs motodate when you have license plate numbers?
  • sjbdallas, on 04/10/2008, -0/+7Makes sense. If they're dirty enough to catch an STD then they're dirty enough for me.
  • travis1982, on 04/10/2008, -0/+6sex with sociopaths is amazing
  • jer2eydevil88, on 04/10/2008, -0/+6The list is a joke in and of itself for having excluded Craigslist and its ability to hook up anyone with anything.
  • diggface5000, on 04/10/2008, -0/+6I don't know why they're mocking no longer lonely. Out of their pool of almost 10,000 they were able to provide FOUR (4!!) testimonials! It must be good.
  • sjbdallas, on 04/10/2008, -1/+7Glad to see that http://www.potpartner.com/ was not on the list as "ill advised"
  • ralphthemagi, on 04/10/2008, -0/+5It was love at first outbreak.
  • Lutremi, on 04/10/2008, -0/+4Mmm, crabs!
  • hasslinthehoff, on 04/10/2008, -0/+3Sorry, but I don't break any fine ladies out of the joint until the third date.
  • inactive, on 04/10/2008, -1/+4If by Worthless you mean Awesome then Yes.
  • lamiaconfitor, on 04/10/2008, -0/+3I'm into the B and E girls, theres nothing hotter then a girl with no respect for an individuals' property.
  • YoshoKatana, on 04/10/2008, -0/+3As I am both 8 years old AND paid by Cracked, please disregard this post.

    I actually have been enjoying their recent articles, even if most are of the Top 10, Digg-friendly variety.
  • Julolidine, on 04/10/2008, -0/+3Wow, I really read "ogres" wrong, and was kind of wondering what was so ill advised about joining a dating site like that.
  • kevdude421, on 04/10/2008, -0/+2At least there's no Asbergers dating site...oh wait, there probably is :(
  • inactive, on 04/10/2008, -0/+2im probably down
  • lamiaconfitor, on 04/10/2008, -0/+2Yeah, Im sure the white girls are harmless puppy dogs... /sarcasm
  • buuch, on 04/10/2008, -0/+2woof.
  • dansmeek, on 04/10/2008, -0/+2just joined stdmatch.net. girls better be hot or i'm gonna be pissed.
  • travis1982, on 04/10/2008, -0/+2oh..my...god..I thought everyone was joking about STDmatch.
  • sfacets, on 04/10/2008, -0/+2Stop spamming.
  • whoreable, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1crab people...crab people...crab people...crab people...crab people...crab people
  • dualboy24, on 04/10/2008, -2/+3Hum tallmingle.com sounds like its interesting, you wouldn't believe how hard it is on ones back being 6'8" tall, and having to bend down to kiss and hug, then again, its fun lifting her up in the air and giving a big hug, kissing her and saying I love you. Of course its not fun walking into low lamps, signs, rotating ceiling fans, and those doors that have that v thingy that closes them slowly, that just hurts having that metal thing hit you in the head when um moving the legs thingy.
  • ronaldinho, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1If a guy is 6'8, then all is good. Personally I'm not dating some girl who's 6'8 (well I'm only around 6 feet tall). So to be fair, tallmingle.com would work for all those tall women out there. And yes, Matri, not all tall people become basketball players.
  • razicop, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1Very nice, many thanks for share this...
    also check these sites:
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  • sassybox, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1finally a place where i can meet my soulmate!
  • inactive, on 04/10/2008, -0/+1Um.. NO
  • Varadinumdotcom, on 04/10/2008, -0/+1STDMatch is awesome
  • Matri, on 04/10/2008, -1/+2If you're really 6'8", then you'd be in basketball, and I don't think you really need a website to pick up girls...
  • Zippo, on 04/10/2008, -0/+1Nothing says "I love you" like the gift of another incurable disease.
  • pegisys, on 04/10/2008, -0/+1LifeStyles? Look like someone should just head on over to STDMatch
  • ch33sehead, on 04/10/2008, -0/+1Looking for all you fine chicks out there... who also have herpes.
  • ronaldinho, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1I assume you already have STDs and AIDS?
  • Krpano, on 04/10/2008, -1/+1lame attempt at creating another RR...
  • travis1982, on 04/10/2008, -2/+2the black women on that scare me
  • jamesdew, on 04/10/2008, -1/+1you know basketball isnt popular in all countries in the world and i'm pretty sure you need a bit more ability than just being tall to be good at basketball. Otherwise each country's basketball team would consist of the tallest 10 (is that how many people are in basketball team) people who live there.
  • djholybolt, on 04/11/2008, -0/+0nothin turns me on more than a chick with the Clap.

    /sarcasm
  • sheriffs3536, on 04/28/2008, -0/+0Well could you imagine if http://www.thebadge was on there? Then again, they actually check their members out!
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