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The 4th Law of Robotics: Stop Fingering My Wife

theonion.com — When robots started to become commonplace, Congress, in its great wisdom, mandated that every robot be hardwired with the Three Laws Of Robotics. For decades, these three basic rules have maintained class order in our society and kept the number of robot-caused deaths to a minimum. We all know these three laws...

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  • HuskyPuzzle, on 07/03/2008, -0/+6"The moment my back is turned, odds are my wife's going to get robo-fingered." there are about 16 phenom quotes in there. worth a read. dugg.
  • emecks, on 07/03/2008, -0/+3The first robot I catch anywhere near my wife will get its ball bearings ripped out ;)
  • sirjorge, on 07/03/2008, -0/+2the onion comes through yet again.
  • fluidfoundation, on 07/03/2008, -0/+2***** priceless.
  • FuryOfThor, on 07/03/2008, -0/+2Dugg for the title, stayed for the glorious writing. "Do robotics engineers have any idea how much it breaks my heart to know that my wife's vulva has been probed by hundreds of metal phalanges?"
  • ethornquist, on 07/04/2008, -0/+1America's Finest News Source.

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