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- jggube, on 12/01/2008, -1/+58How to Avoid Huge Ships
Chapter I: When you see a f**king huge ship heading towards your direction, move. - KibblesnBitts, on 12/01/2008, -1/+39Who cares about bombproofing horses? Once we revive the mammoth, we should bombproof them
- Flare, on 12/01/2008, -0/+35Cue The Rifleman cover: http://www.funnyandjokes.com/wp-content/uploads/20 ...
- ScottMcIntyre, on 12/01/2008, -1/+30I'm hoping 'Cooking with Pooh' ONLY involves recipes with honey! ;-)
- bennyshoham, on 12/01/2008, -0/+28Great! scouts in bondage???
- Jektal, on 12/01/2008, -0/+23Chapter II: Which direction to move in.
Away from the ship, and not in the same direction the ship is moving.
Chapter III: Optimal direction
Try to move in a direction perpendicular to the direction of the ship's travel.
Chapter IV: Definition of "perpendicular" - commiecat, on 12/01/2008, -0/+19They missed the ***** Coloring Book:
http://www.amazon.com/*****-Coloring-Book-Tee-Corin ...
Yes, it's just that. - NeedlerFanPudge, on 12/01/2008, -0/+15Second Edition Update- Chapter VII In Cased You Missed It
Don't try to go under the ship. There's more ship there. - CarStan, on 12/01/2008, -0/+14my search for christmas presents is finished
- mac888, on 12/01/2008, -1/+14Cooking with Pooh? Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Tastes like a••"
- mikbunn, on 12/01/2008, -0/+12Chapter V: Preemptive Avoidance
Don't go in the water. If you must go in the water, go in shallow water. If you see a huge ship even in shallow water, refer to Chapter I.
Chapter VI: Book Safety
Don't read this book when you encounter a situation as described in Chaper I. - Sublex, on 12/01/2008, -1/+12The pitch for "Bombproof Your Horse" was probably meant to be "Bombproof Your House".
- NeoCortex, on 12/01/2008, -0/+10I'm afraid to click on these and having the related searches show up every time I visit Amazon.
- ozMP3, on 12/01/2008, -0/+9How To Cook For Humans.
How To Cook Forty Humans
How To Cook For Forty Humans - gravylookout, on 12/01/2008, -0/+9Hunny*
- andypop481, on 12/01/2008, -1/+9http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/679/identifyingwo ...
surprised this classic didn't make the list - Jektal, on 12/01/2008, -0/+8Honey? Yes. Also, feces.
- SmokinJoeNews, on 12/01/2008, -0/+7Allow me to be Comic Book Guy -
The original title was mistaken as "How To Cook Humans"
Thank you. - Bluemotion, on 12/01/2008, -1/+8at 18:17 GMT 235 people disagree.
- kouchan21, on 12/01/2008, -1/+8TO SERVE MAN ?
- Halsfield, on 12/01/2008, -0/+7if ***** tractors is wrong, i dont wanna be right.
- hiPpymIck, on 12/01/2008, -0/+7For 30 years, The Bookseller magazine has searched far and wide for its annual weirdest book title.
In How to Avoid Huge Ships and Other Implausibly Titled Books, it has compiled some of the strangest ones to date.
(The first pick set the bar for weird: Proceedings of the Second International Workshop on Nude Mice.
also
The Joy of Chickens
Oral Sadism and the Vegetarian Personality
Highlights in the History of Concrete
Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers
Living With Crazy Buttocks
The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification
http://www.gigglesugar.com/1933197 - shark72, on 12/01/2008, -1/+8http://how-to-spell-its.com
- AmyVernon, on 12/01/2008, -0/+6Don't forget about the lizard.
- Superhaas2000, on 12/01/2008, -0/+5How to Read a Book is worthwhile. Look at the presidential debates this time around. They were pathetically simple, slowly spoken, simple talking points said repetitively. Obama quoted Lincoln, but if his whole speech was on that level he would have lost the audience. Many cultures can remember song tunes sung to them once, or listen to someone speak for hours at a time. We are turning into the mindless fatties from the movie Wall-E and we are laughing at "How to Read a Book." I dare someone to read it - just to demonstrate their ability to GET THROUGH IT.
- bigmacur, on 12/01/2008, -0/+4Huhny?
- inactive, on 12/01/2008, -0/+4Wow... the related items were awesome too! :D
Gangsta Rap Coloring Book
http://www.amazon.com/Gangsta-Coloring-Book-Anthon ...
Bijou ***** Coloring Book
http://www.amazon.com/Bijou-*****-Coloring-Book/dp/ ...
The Big Coloring book of Vaginas
http://www.amazon.com/Big-Coloring-Book-Vaginas/dp ... - Scottamus, on 12/02/2008, -0/+4Shouldn't "Cooking with Pooh" be #2?
- borez, on 12/01/2008, -0/+4FTR: The big book of lesbian horse stories is a cracking read.
- mercano, on 12/01/2008, -0/+4Wow, some of these are funny even without adding "in your pants" to the end. Not that it hurts, mind you. "Cooking With Pooh In Your Pants"? Classic. (Also works well with "Pooh Gets Stuck," the story of Winnie the Pooh getting stuck in the back door to Rabbit's house.)
- sexybobo, on 12/01/2008, -0/+3It defense of that book bomb proofing a horses is a fairly common saying it is training the horse not to spook no matter what happens like if a bomb went off nearby.
- Opiebreath, on 12/01/2008, -0/+3Poop and sex jokes from Cracked!?
MY FAVORITE! - polkadotdotdot, on 12/01/2008, -0/+3http://books.google.com/books?id=QCc9WwnzFP0C&dq=T ...
for anyone curious about what lesbians and horses do to eachother... - AncientWeird, on 12/01/2008, -0/+3Hunny%
- treblig, on 12/01/2008, -0/+2Dugg, dugg, and dugg again.
Can't wait for the the Twilight Zone marathon on New Years. - leonardutah, on 12/01/2008, -0/+2Wow, after making such a big deal about El Grafico stealing their content, they go and do this http://www.amazon.com/How-Avoid-Huge-Ships-Implaus ...
They're not even the first to do it. http://danielfranklingomez.com/blog/2008/10/24/10- ... - AncientWeird, on 12/01/2008, -0/+2Great Scouts Marty!
- asgardshill, on 12/01/2008, -1/+3"Still Life With Woodpecker" FTW.
- inactive, on 12/01/2008, -0/+2How To Avoid Huge Ships is actually (surprisingly) a pretty in-depth book, and a lot of it deals with math and trig. It's written like a text book for those that are working to get their Master license.
- Clumber, on 12/02/2008, -0/+2"The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification" - Wow. I had no idea that today Digg would provide me with the holiday gift for my dad.
I wish I was kidding.... - NeedlerFanPudge, on 12/01/2008, -0/+2I felt the need to reply.
- harlowsmonkeys, on 12/01/2008, -0/+2HOW TO COOK FOR FORTY HUMANS
- stubear, on 12/01/2008, -0/+2I really should stop reading these lists at work.
- quinlan, on 12/02/2008, -0/+2EEYORE????? NOOOOOOOOO......
- TheresNoCake, on 12/02/2008, -0/+1I feel the need to bury
- inactive, on 12/01/2008, -0/+1Hilarious stuff
- Halsfield, on 12/02/2008, -0/+1you're so punny.
- inactive, on 12/01/2008, -0/+1I actually have that book. Never read it though.
- Halsfield, on 12/02/2008, -0/+1i could actually see myself using that if i was a cabinet maker or something. I do not see myself ever needing a book about cookies doing the worm.
- themastersb, on 12/01/2008, -0/+1It tricks you. You start reading and you start thinking that it's not even on the subject of the cover then it ends with "If you were able to read all that congratulations! You now know how to read a book!"
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