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The 12 Most Ridiculous Auctions on EBay

cracked.com — Look long enough on eBay and you'll find an item that the mere knowledge of its existence brings shock and dismay. Then, you must cope with the fact that the seller thought we would be willing to pay good money for it, and then come to terms with the fact that usually they're right.

Who dugg this? Made popular Jan 28, 2008

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  • wildfire, on 01/28/2008, -10/+208Sweet!

    I always wanted to lick chocolate off my pre-owned breast implants from an American Racoon penis bone while taking shots out of a Nickelback shot glass and looking at old Playboy magazines while wearing my CB-6000 male chastity contraption in Fort Vulva with an E.T. severed head security system as I admire my Last Supper light bright and Barack Obama artwork I got at a bargain as hologram Jesus wonders what the ***** is going on.

    My life would be totally complete.
  • SmooveO, on 01/28/2008, -1/+147i dugg the story AND bid on the penis bone within minutes of each other. please, please, PLEASE do not outbid me!
  • S7aind, on 01/28/2008, -2/+123Why was Playboy on there? At least that can be a collectible (along with the raccoon penis bone)
  • millenniumjules, on 01/28/2008, -1/+121Wow, invisibility. Who on earth would use that in a good and moral way. Not me..
  • ammi, on 01/28/2008, -4/+92"Did you know that most animals other than man have an actual bone in the penis called baculum? Well eBay seller "baculumdude" sure does"

    People never cease to amaze me...
  • SpikeLee, on 01/28/2008, -1/+67You don't have to worry about that from me.
  • wildfire, on 01/28/2008, -2/+63Can you see me right now?
  • Supernova36, on 01/28/2008, -0/+57Yeah, I think its pretty obvious that whoever buys them is doing so for the collectable factor, not for the porn..
  • alchemist27, on 01/28/2008, -5/+53Would of been nice if they provided us the links to the auctions so we could..umm..observe..the auctions..
  • inactive, on 01/28/2008, -7/+51I ***** HATE Nickelback.
  • koolkelso, on 01/28/2008, -0/+42i bid on Nickelback Shot Glass, i know im going to win
  • bossm4n, on 01/28/2008, -0/+42That gigantic Lite Bright is actually pretty damn cool.
  • TheOneTrueGod, on 01/28/2008, -0/+40Your electricity company still believes in you.
  • dagnabbit, on 01/28/2008, -0/+37But will you also be...invisible?
  • compuclean, on 01/28/2008, -1/+37Secret to invisibility? Stay in the house for a month. People would forget about you. Hey presto, you're invisible to the world. Now, if anyone wants to forward me $25 for that informatic gem, please do so...
  • nico623, on 01/28/2008, -2/+33Invisibility....Cartman tried it out...didn't work too well.
  • xb00t, on 01/28/2008, -1/+31Now I really have to find out what that invisibility is all about. But $25? I could have gone for $0.99.
    http://cgi.ebay.com/BECOME-INVISIBLE-walk-UNSEEN-a ...
    He has 99.6% positive feedback. There must be something wrong with this world.
    Preview of the book - http://noveldiscoveries.googlepages.com/home
  • buddamus, on 01/28/2008, -1/+28Spent all my money buying my own E-meter
  • xdeliriumx, on 01/28/2008, -0/+27good idea... i nominate you.
  • aladrin, on 01/28/2008, -1/+26Hey! I'm talkin' here! HEY!
  • SpikeLee, on 01/28/2008, -1/+26I don't know how many people remember the ROFFL WAFFLES on eBay auction sale. The man posted a story about how the waffles invaded his house. The elborate storyline that was put into those waffles was among one of the greatest story arcs ever.
  • inactive, on 01/28/2008, -0/+24Because their "Donny and Marie Osmond" shot glass broke?
  • alex7575, on 01/28/2008, -0/+20"I remember once a friend of mine auctioned "HIS HIS HIS HIS HIS" used underwear."

  • dhughes, on 01/28/2008, -0/+20 It's made out of the same stuff that car keys are, they become invisible sometimes even though you put them in the same place each time when you are done using them.
  • Falldog, on 01/28/2008, -2/+21Why someone would make a Nickelback shot glass in the first place is beyond me.
  • Nougat, on 01/28/2008, -2/+21You can buy those in vending machines in Japan.
  • edwartica, on 01/28/2008, -2/+21I made one just so I could bury you - twice.
  • chicoer2001, on 01/28/2008, -0/+18Where's the Jesus toast?
  • Toxigen, on 01/28/2008, -0/+18You're electricity company will still believe in you and bill you 10 years after you passed away... I'm not sure they're a good measure.
  • hakz, on 01/28/2008, -1/+18someone buy it and put it up on tpb or rapidshare please?
  • ayde98, on 01/28/2008, -0/+17I'm so curious about the invisibility. What could you possible get for your $25 bucks? How long will you be invisible? Where's the video proof or the money back guarantee. If the CIA uses it, this must be legit... right?
  • edwartica, on 01/28/2008, -0/+16There was an interesting story on This American Life about "Flight vs Invisibility: which would you choose?" Most who chose flight wanted to do noble things (aka Superman), where as most who wanted invisibility wanted to do more selfish things (sneak around, scare the ***** out of people, and yes...sneak into the girl's shower).
  • theuber1337, on 01/28/2008, -1/+17... but is she hot?
  • adooga, on 01/28/2008, -1/+17I hate to be a pedant but you're actually the spelling police.
  • TheOneTrueGod, on 01/28/2008, -1/+16Sad thing is, many people own it but can't sell it, let alone switch it off.
  • uberAileen, on 01/28/2008, -1/+16a hologram jesus! thank the maker!
  • NStuart88, on 01/28/2008, -0/+14I believe so as well as the invisible remote control. Good point indeed.
  • jstem1994, on 01/28/2008, -1/+15I knew a girl that bought new men's tighty-whitey's and after laundering, would sell as used Fireman's underwear. She made a killing!
  • sharkd, on 01/28/2008, -1/+15Too bad eBay pulled Donnie Hoyle's "Ring of Infinite Sorrow" (Item #260206691307).
  • flammenwurfer, on 01/28/2008, -2/+15The secret to invisibility - kill yourself.
  • adooga, on 01/28/2008, -1/+13Not possible. You didn't know a girl.
  • MonumentMan, on 01/28/2008, -1/+13and for those overly-sexed-up gentlemen on a budget, i present the "USED" male chastity belt:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/HOUDINI-male-chastity-curve-CA ...
  • dhughes, on 01/28/2008, -0/+12 How do you apply scrotum marmalade?
  • sexybobo, on 01/28/2008, -0/+12any one ever see the video of the people getting the used underwear ready? It was on kontraband a long time ago. Long story short they had a guy exersizing in pink panties then they stapled a girls picture on them and packaged them up.
  • hakz, on 01/28/2008, -0/+11no thanks i spent all my money on the painting
  • adooga, on 01/28/2008, -0/+11But... I see dead people
  • zantos420, on 01/28/2008, -0/+10in a world where countries sell used prostitute panties in vending machines it does not surprise me to see people trying to pawn this crap off online; there is always someone stupid/weird enough to buy it.
  • dibby1, on 01/28/2008, -0/+9Loving the nipple spread...
  • Cyberdactyl, on 01/28/2008, -1/+10And the chick looks like she's setting her self up for some doggy style.
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