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whowillsurvive2012.com - The Mayan Calendar predicts the end of time: 2012. See the trailer for 2012, opening November 13.
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- D1Foley, on 12/16/2008, -3/+121Am I the only one who thinks 12 should have been number 1,
those poor kittens :( - Pilomotor, on 12/16/2008, -2/+87I've always liked "mid-air passenger exchange", the term air traffic controllers use to describe two planes colliding.
- kd420, on 12/16/2008, -1/+79That was such a heart warming article, except for all the words.
- Renton, on 12/17/2008, -1/+53Wow, a top 12 list. Usually its a top 10. The people at Cracked must be working overtime.
- algaeturd, on 12/17/2008, -2/+41Wow. This sounds like an article where the writer gets halfway through, decides it sucks and makes absolutely no sense and isn't funny...but keeps writing anyway.
Nobody uses these euphemisms. Which makes it really unfunny from the start. But then it just gets worse. - jakash, on 12/16/2008, -0/+34I found no.12 more shocking than any of the others, although I think the cute overload might have actually worked in making me not feel so bad
- Fhwqhgads, on 12/16/2008, -1/+30http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G41lsUmXduk
- Fritz6, on 12/17/2008, -2/+29Poor kittens whose contributions to science help children born with congenital visual birth defects and people whose eyes are injured, in some cases see restored function. Animal research might be sad when you think about the cute and fuzzy animals behind it but we wouldn't have veterinary medicine without it either. I say thank you mister kitty, for allowing my pets to benefit from your sacrifice.
- CerMakAlot, on 12/17/2008, -0/+27Ethnic Cleansing: It's not giving minorities baths.
- ileftfark, on 12/17/2008, -0/+19Doesn't "social media site" sound like a place where people can gather to coherently and civilly discuss topics relevant to them?
- Sublex, on 12/16/2008, -3/+22So cute, yet so horrifying.
My god. - Opiebreath, on 12/17/2008, -4/+18Whenever I find out that a top __ list is from Cracked, I get a little happy in my special place.
I love Cracked. - Mercedes383, on 12/17/2008, -0/+14Just a bit of dark humour on their part. Like how doctors call motorcyclists Donor Cycles.
- Anifanatic, on 12/17/2008, -1/+14Like a monkey getting ready to be shot into space. Space monkey! Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good.
- MrTito, on 12/17/2008, -0/+12The writer was trying to avoid getting uninstalled by going the extra mile.
See, that's why no one uses these euphemisms. What I wrote above sounds like crap. - FountainOfTruth, on 12/16/2008, -1/+12Pictures of adorable animals are never pointless.
- punkcat, on 12/17/2008, -0/+9not even clicking on their link
- inactive, on 12/17/2008, -0/+9I'm not going to lie, I didn't even read the article. I was mesmerized by the adorable baby animals.
- StuartGibson, on 06/14/2009, -0/+9You could have just sewn her eyes shut so she'd never see anything bad
/ducks - acegi, on 12/17/2008, -1/+9nobody ever dies anymore.
they'll just 'pass away' - ZombieSociety, on 12/17/2008, -0/+8"Poor people used to live in slums, now the economically disadvantaged occupy substandard housing in the inner cities. And they're broke! They don't have a 'negative cashflow position.' THEY'RE *****' BROKE!'"
- holyskeleton, on 12/17/2008, -0/+8"sending a government-sponsored woman to the home of every male each morning to wake him up with a blowjob."
I'm very positive that the moment this comes true will be the moment of 100% complete utter world peace. - SpeedStix, on 12/17/2008, -0/+7A collision is actually called a "mid-air passenger exchange" You are ***** me right?
I never understood "near miss" either. In my mind two planes ALWAYS missing each other is what flying is all about, isn't it? - davidrools, on 12/17/2008, -1/+8No, I think people dying, being herded out of sight, being exterminated, and kidnapped are all worse. Maybe even people being fired. "Binocular deprivation" can be achieved with an eye patch, if the animal wouldn't take it off...or were a pirate.
- honeybrass, on 12/17/2008, -0/+5nobody ever farts anymore they just 'pass wind'
- SpeedStix, on 12/17/2008, -0/+5Ahh Carlin, what a guy.
First thing I thought of when reading this article was "George Carlin would be over these like a fat kid on cake" - SpeedStix, on 12/17/2008, -0/+5We're not handicapped, we're handi-capable!
- junaeroplane, on 12/17/2008, -0/+5if i digg your comment this does it mean i think you're the only one? if i bury you, am i agreeing with your statement?
- jakash, on 12/16/2008, -0/+5..too cute, pic on #4...
http://www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/euphemism ...
*head explodes* - SurfingMonkey, on 12/17/2008, -1/+5Freedom fighters FTW
- tehphoberer, on 12/17/2008, -0/+4George Carlin would think this article was a load of *****.
- stormgren, on 12/17/2008, -0/+4What about the gay people? Do they get a man?
- CaptainCool53, on 12/17/2008, -1/+5When the Nazis experimented on Jews, et al, without consent, it was horrifying. When scientists test on animals without consent, it's a sacrifice? Since when does the end justify the means?
Since both cases lacked consent of the subjects of the experiments, and yet one is acceptable in the eyes of the public, there must be some intrinsic difference between Jews in the Holocaust (and all people, moreover) and animals. What exactly is that difference? - Fhwqhgads, on 12/17/2008, -0/+4Firefox + Adblock plus.
The hell with Chrome. - patch6, on 12/17/2008, -0/+4It's impossible to be angry when given a bunny cup.
Employers would be wise to stock up them for the coming months, during the inevitable "realignments". - StuartGibson, on 06/14/2009, -0/+4Pirate kitty says "Miarrrrr".
- StuartGibson, on 06/14/2009, -0/+4I think he's down there now, screaming up at us.
- SpeedStix, on 12/17/2008, -0/+4George Carlin would have ripped these to shreds...
R.I.P. George - whiskeythief, on 12/17/2008, -0/+4Doctors call stupid people "pumpkin positive" because you can shine a light in their ear and they look like a Jack-o-lantern. i.e. their head is empty.
- specialK16, on 12/17/2008, -0/+4Then we have an aluminum rain,
- Garofoli, on 12/17/2008, -1/+4That list was in reverse order... No dramatic buildup.
- davidrools, on 12/17/2008, -0/+3i didn't mind that last one
- Shivan57, on 12/17/2008, -0/+3....way way way way back... he's in the end zone----GOD INTERCEPTS! OH ITS ALL OVER! ITS ALL OVER!!!
- digggggggggg, on 12/17/2008, -0/+3Apparently, "Initiated a Career Alternative Enhancement Program" = "layoff"
Makes me wonder how much they're paying the guys who make this ***** up. - ClevelandBrown, on 12/17/2008, -1/+4Why, there's no pictures.
- StuartGibson, on 06/14/2009, -0/+3It's Christmas, the extra two are like a bonus, which, incidentally, you won't be getting this year.
- ins0mn0maniac, on 12/17/2008, -2/+5Dugg for "non-operative personnel"... yeah, like they ran out of batteries.
Remember: if you join the military, you are a tool, regardless of your intentions. - djrbx, on 12/17/2008, -0/+3"Gotcha! You've been *****-canned again!"
- vidaliasweet, on 12/17/2008, -0/+3By far the best example. I've always been creeped out by the term racial hygiene too.
- gsbrickner, on 12/17/2008, -0/+2When I was laid off in 2003, the douchebag-speak was "Targeted Headcount Reduction Process" and the CEO said the "process" was funded by the "Productivity improvement Initiative."
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