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- inactive, on 05/19/2008, -15/+1162It's painfully awkward just reading that.
- dtele, on 05/19/2008, -9/+794I love the signature... and then the printed name underneath (just in case she wasnt sure who it was).
- UBERMAN5000, on 05/19/2008, -26/+641Someone wont be getting laid for a very long time
- sougly, on 05/19/2008, -10/+607Good looking people can get away with ***** like that. It's cute and adorable when a good looking guy does that, but creepy and awkward when an ugly guy does it.
- svtspeed, on 05/19/2008, -6/+603I cant tell if this came from a 10 year old kid or a fellow Digger. I'm betting the latter.
- DeskFlyer, on 05/19/2008, -6/+524Bitch uploaded my letter.
- SeaweedWater, on 05/19/2008, -7/+504I put the final copy on a letterhead, get off my back..
- PinkFloydFan, on 05/19/2008, -9/+490What's the honey point? Sounds kinky!
- PolarBearCa, on 05/19/2008, -10/+420Awww. Wasn't that cute???
I bet she dragged him into the backseat and rocked his world after reading that.*
*SEE: Sympathy ***** - wild, on 05/19/2008, -6/+301This is Digg, not your diary.
- HHP2K, on 05/19/2008, -0/+291That was a rockin' signature. Wtf.
- chkdg8, on 05/19/2008, -2/+278"I haven't had a lot of girlfriends yet but just teach me what to do and what not to do! Please!"
For the sake of the internet, give Jonathan a break Jessica. - Ninjao, on 05/19/2008, -14/+261You laugh.. but at least he's trying. I bet the little "yes" he got from Jessica is more action than some of you have or will ever have.
- ladon86, on 05/19/2008, -5/+250It's the same with sexual harassment in the workplace.
I should know. - inactive, on 05/19/2008, -4/+221its painfully awkward knowing that that guy probably has an account on digg.
- davebots, on 05/19/2008, -55/+270Dude all you need to know is: two in the goo, one in the poo.
- shutaro, on 05/19/2008, -2/+201I prefer to call out the name of my favorite vegetable.*
*SEE: Mind ***** - oatdc, on 05/19/2008, -1/+193or only have a box for yes and if she doesn't check it off you can reuse it.
reduce, reuse, recycle! - TheFinaleofSeem, on 05/19/2008, -7/+200Two in the coot, one in the boot.
Two in the slut, one in the butt.
Two go to town, one in the brown.
Two in the grass, one in the ass.
Two in the trap, one in the crap.
Two in the gash, one in the trash.
Two in the pie, one in the eye.
Two in the bush, one in the tush.
I could do this all day... - Thoric, on 05/19/2008, -13/+188Don't screw with him, he's just a nerdy guy in love. Half of you probable have been there sometime in your life..
- ChaosProfessor, on 05/19/2008, -4/+174he doesn't know if he is to the honey stage yet but he drops the "L" bomb
- gfxl, on 05/19/2008, -6/+169ALL IN THE POO!!
- bmcnally, on 05/19/2008, -6/+164Fake.
I know it's fake 'cause there are no boxes to check for response.
Also the shadows are off. - shutaro, on 05/19/2008, -4/+160...it's even creepier when Grandpa does it.
- wild, on 05/19/2008, -4/+151I prefer to call out another girl's name in the middle of the act.
*SEE: Hate ***** - BeeArePro, on 05/19/2008, -4/+147I love the ending...
please ! - JoeB4ever, on 05/19/2008, -4/+141This reminds me of my favorite pick up line at the bar.
Grab a piece of paper/napkin and write on it "will you sleep with me?" Then make a box for yes and no. And pass it to her.
It never works but always a good laugh. - pault107, on 05/20/2008, -1/+134Two in the vagina, one in the rectum.
- Akraz, on 05/19/2008, -18/+152Actually, its 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink. Idiot.
- inactive, on 05/19/2008, -5/+136we all know what that's like, what's your point?
- smokeydbear, on 05/19/2008, -2/+127Damn, did the International Shocker Commission finally agree on pink/stink as the canonical rhyme of shocker explanation? I know the debate has been raging; I'm so glad a consensus was finally reached.
- SSCrow, on 05/19/2008, -5/+125Kids got more game than me. :P
- wild, on 05/19/2008, -4/+124Its painfully awful just remembering that.
- defy, on 05/19/2008, -1/+120Great signature, I hope he's not 32 or something.
- Jeepy, on 05/20/2008, -1/+116Would you like to dance?
[ ] Yes
[x] No
...
Does this smell like chloroform?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No - TacticalPenguin, on 05/19/2008, -4/+117I prefer to program in complex languages.*
SEE: Brain ***** - wukillabee, on 05/19/2008, -38/+146***** THING SUCKS!
- xtinamo, on 05/19/2008, -7/+114Worst part is that guy was her teacher.
- archerOFloaf, on 05/19/2008, -14/+118She is going to have eating pussy 24/7. That poor kid is only going to be taught one position. His face will be a permenant glazed donut.
- Scaryclouds, on 05/19/2008, -4/+103No it's two in the hairy one in the scary.
- Junpei, on 05/19/2008, -2/+93Two in the beaver, one checkin' for fever.
Aw right. - greenlight2001, on 05/19/2008, -1/+91copyright infringement? I'd go after her ass... then I'd sue her.
- addysonclark, on 05/19/2008, -10/+99or rape
- TheFinaleofSeem, on 05/19/2008, -6/+95No, it's two in the grass, one in the ass. Jagoff.
- Oea420, on 05/19/2008, -9/+96you know... 'good looking' is easier to achieve than you think...
first and foremost your attitude and how you think of yourself will determine a good portion of what other people think of you
keep clean, shave, comb and cut your hair.... brush your teeth, don't get too overly fat (a little is workable, trust me, i know)...
present yourself with gusto and bravado, be bold, whacky, life of the place
make people laugh
omg you're attractive suddenly, and not just to women! you'll notice a lot of guys will start looking up to you and want to be your friend...
am i creepy yet? - quisph, on 05/19/2008, -3/+80Two in the cooter, one in the tooter.
- BlueSkyfish, on 05/19/2008, -0/+73After that happens, she usually ***** bricks.
- punkcat, on 05/19/2008, -13/+85point where you call each other Honey i think is what he is saying.
- afidler, on 05/19/2008, -3/+69or Middle School
- Modestexcuse, on 05/19/2008, -1/+66Either way, it surely is a future digger.
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