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- jnorris441, on 08/01/2008, -3/+1621. Have a penis
- ninjarabbits, on 08/01/2008, -1/+12910. Wear Night Gowns
9. Shopping In Slippers
8. Wearing Jean Capri Pants
7. Dress Up Our Dogs
6. Start Scrap Booking
5. Force Us To Wear Christmas Sweaters
4. Let Your Mother Move In
3. Pick Out Matching Outfits
2. Cut Your Hair
1. Gain Weight
#2, #1 for sure.
However, where's: Stop having sex after marriage/having a kid - rhydondirty, on 07/31/2008, -14/+12011. Exit the kitchen
- FlamboBlumpkin, on 07/31/2008, -2/+79You forgot "Talk about their ex-boyfriends wang and how big it was"
- inactive, on 07/31/2008, -0/+68Blow the neighbor.
- wildfire, on 08/01/2008, -10/+69Drive.
- kdice19, on 08/01/2008, -4/+61Okay, well, I'm a girl, and I'm not pissed off or about to call you a chauvinist. I actually agree with just about all of those.
Nightgowns are ugly, pajamas and slippers in public places make you look like you have no pride in your appearance, jean capris like that are horrible, I hate when people put clothing on their animals, scrapbooking is a waste of time, Christmas sweaters are atrocious, I sure as hell don't want my mother living with me- I've spent far too many years being forced to live with her to request her to live with me longer, and matching outfits are tacky.
The only two that I'm not a huge fan of are the hair and weight issues. If a woman wants to look a certain way, then that should be fine, assuming you're not with her strictly for her looks. Personally, my hair is down to my hips and I'd say I'm fairly slim, but my choices for my lifestyle and appearance don't apply to all women. - mrblue182, on 08/01/2008, -1/+54But like he said in the article, going from 105 - 205 in the first year of marriage, that's disgusting.
- inactive, on 07/31/2008, -0/+44That about cover's it... although I think asking us "Does this make me look fat?" or "do you think she's pretty?" should have made the list.
- 0xbaadf00d, on 08/01/2008, -5/+450. Get pregnant.
- Rach1251, on 08/01/2008, -1/+41Is that what your girl does? :/
- inactive, on 07/31/2008, -5/+4312. Leave the toilet seat down
- BlueCadenza, on 08/01/2008, -4/+41To be fair...I don't mind a healthy female (I don't care for overly slim), but I find women who eat terribly and refuse to exercise are TERRIBLE at being in relationship. I am not talking about women with health problems or genes or what not.
If she has weight issues, as a guy, we have to ask ourselves why does she not care about her appearance, and is she going to be thinking we are cheating every time a slimmer female speaks to us, is she going to be possessive and in need of constant reassurance? Is she going to ASK US IF SHE LOOKS FAT IN THOSE JEANS AND EXPECT US TO TELL HER "NO" AND THEN ACCUSE US OF NOT MEANING IT WHEN WE SAY "NO"??????
Its more than just not looking pretty. - TheSpook, on 08/01/2008, -12/+4913. reject anal
- jonahkagan, on 08/01/2008, -0/+30i heard this article is even better when u can read it...
- Rach1251, on 08/01/2008, -2/+28A "sexy 105"? Unless that woman is 5'2" or shorter she's medically considered underweight.
- kdice19, on 08/01/2008, -1/+26Trying not to be harsh here, but I won't deny that it's pretty unappealing, and not healthy at all for her either. I personally can't imagine weighing 205lbs.
- wildfire, on 08/01/2008, -10/+35Talk.
- AxeMAYHEM, on 08/01/2008, -5/+30Get with a guy. Your problem is solved.
- Perfectsound, on 08/01/2008, -2/+26Mirror?
- jimv1983, on 08/01/2008, -1/+24Tell us they are "fine" when they aren't.
If you women aren't fine don't tell us you are and expect us to figure out what's wrong. We aren't psychic. - alexkim804, on 08/01/2008, -2/+24stop shaving should be on the list
- Gr1mm, on 08/01/2008, -6/+28Sounds like someone got fat
- inactive, on 07/31/2008, -3/+24that;s just disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Spor, on 08/01/2008, -4/+25It's common knowledge that the best way to get laid is to be an ass.
- lead2thehead, on 08/01/2008, -2/+21Yeah, there is nothing worse then when your girlfriend shuts up.
- vivisimonvi, on 08/01/2008, -2/+20give us the silent treatment
- inactive, on 08/01/2008, -0/+17it hangs like sleeve of wizard...
- aliceinreality, on 08/01/2008, -1/+18because ALL men are the same, amirite?
- kokoshka, on 07/31/2008, -4/+19Does that innermost fold count as vagine?
- bamafun, on 07/31/2008, -0/+15please tell me this pic is photoshopped lol
- zezerik, on 08/01/2008, -0/+15Link is broken because every guy wanted to compare this top 10 with their top 1 hundred.
- bmystry, on 08/01/2008, -5/+20Well if all the females on digg are as hypersensitive as you then its probably a good idea that they leave.
- inactive, on 08/01/2008, -1/+15Put on clothes
- bullox, on 08/01/2008, -1/+14It's gotta be rare to find a pic of that beast without food in its hands.
- ThatsWutSheSaid, on 08/01/2008, -3/+16You'd have to roll her around in flour just to find the wet spot.
....did I cross the line? - InfernoX, on 08/01/2008, -5/+18What the ***** do you think Cosmo is?
- BlueCadenza, on 08/01/2008, -5/+18Be honest, are you overweight or unattractive? Just as a social experiment, I've been seeing that these types of females are the ones that generally have an issue with articles like these. The more attractive and well-received females (in the view of both genders, that is) , I've shown things like this to either laugh it off or roll their eyes.
Besides, your telling men HOW TO BEHAVE. If they think this list appeals to them, they can digg it and decide for themselves.
Thats the problem with people like you. You can't even read a joke about male expectations but you can sure get angry and decide to tell digg's audience how their supposed to use this website. Go read a cosmo. - norm7, on 08/01/2008, -2/+14i see what you did there...
- byronshell, on 07/31/2008, -1/+13Photoshop has opened up worlds of entertainment.
- bxblox, on 08/01/2008, -2/+13The correct responses are "don't ask questions you don't want to hear the answers to" and "yes."
- Ligrone, on 08/01/2008, -3/+14Jesus Christ on a crutch, why do these comments have to degenerate into cliche-soup? The comments about men objectifying women (it's humor, get over it), the pathetic attempts of sackless virgins to seem like good guys (not all guys are chauvinists...please have sex with me), and ***** analysis of the female psyche is about as interesting as a science fair project on photosynthesis. SAY SOMETHING FUNNY DAMN IT!...Now I'm going to curl up in the fetal position and cry for commenting on comments.
- trollhunter, on 08/01/2008, -0/+11The Line?
It's hard to say.
I think that HORRIBLY ENORMOUS woman is sitting on it... - Strife880, on 08/01/2008, -1/+11I thought talking in general should've been number 1...
Or at least talking about the ex-boyfriend in any way, shape, or form... - inactive, on 08/01/2008, -1/+9i think getting fat, and turning into a whore and sleeping with everyone behind my back should at the top of the list
- Shadic, on 08/01/2008, -0/+7Because phrases like "My man," and "My girl," totally aren't commonplace, nope.
- Pedobear, on 08/01/2008, -1/+8@jedre
And nothing of value was lost. - franksmith, on 08/01/2008, -1/+8I feel most women want there mans web server to have enough balls to handle a simple digg submission.
You'll never keep her happy with this kind of bandwidth. - ZurMacht, on 08/01/2008, -1/+8Why the ***** are you bothering ranting here? This list shouldn't be taken THAT seriously... its not really promoting discrimination... We have just reached a point where we find anything that points out the differences between groups of people disgusting, which in itself is disgusting. Sorry men have general preferences. We like attractive women. We like fit women. In reality everything on this list is OBVIOUS to all men, which is why its getting dugg.
Oh and if you think that fat people (just using fat people as an example) don't get offended by fat remarks more than say skinny people, you're not being reasonable. Yes it is an assumption but not all assumptions HAVE to be backed up by scientific research. - Jalh, on 08/01/2008, -3/+10run a server
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