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Steven Tyler Laid Off From Aerosmith, Jobless Rate Hits 20%

theonion.com — After years of relative stability, the Aerosmith unemployment rate soared to an all-time high of 20 percent Monday following the downsizing of the band's vocal sector, Steven Tyler. The announcement of the largest-ever round of Aerosmith layoffs sent shock waves throughout the group.

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  • RizzoFrank, on 07/07/2008, -0/+7rumor has it they are bringing in some vocals from india for cheap labor.
  • silver26, on 07/07/2008, -0/+4"Tyler is not the only one in the industry to be affected by the recent recession. In January, Bad Company was outsourced to China, and just last week, Don Henley of the Eagles was replaced by a drum machine."

    haha, great article
  • motionblur, on 07/08/2008, -0/+2"In truth, purchasing any of their material since Get A Grip has involved a substantial level of risk."

    Truer words have not been spoken.
  • djay, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1I can't stop crying....I fell off my chair!
  • voxtarri, on 07/09/2008, -0/+1I wish this band would end.
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