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Splitting the Check [Comic]

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  • illogik, on 11/12/2009, -5/+159She better put out.
  • Smyley, on 11/13/2009, -0/+123The alt text hit home. Hard.
  • Laminarcissus, on 11/13/2009, -4/+113And then there's the flip side: Women who walk around saying "Seriously, this isn't 1950, I'm completely fine with a guy wanting to split the check."

    But then you *actually* split the check, and the story to her friends the next day is "I mean I'm completely fine with a guy wanting to split the check, but it was the *way* he did it..."
  • jp2535, on 11/13/2009, -2/+92They never do
  • jp2535, on 11/13/2009, -2/+69I feel like that sometimes too, but I feel like a cheap douchebag if she pays anything
  • cawfee, on 11/13/2009, -3/+65But EA and Digg would -really- prefer if you'd play Dragon Age.
  • TheBlueVulcan, on 11/13/2009, -1/+53He's not doing it at all.
  • cawfee, on 11/13/2009, -3/+53Don't you mean Dragon Age?
  • TogTogTogTog, on 11/13/2009, -0/+41My girlfriend refuses to let me not pay for her.
  • skos, on 11/11/2009, -5/+45We men are such silly creatures...
  • Billaeon, on 11/13/2009, -2/+36You're doing it wrong.
  • gman080804, on 11/13/2009, -2/+35funny because its true
  • LimeParrot, on 11/13/2009, -0/+22God damn. Too true.
  • thatashguy, on 11/13/2009, -0/+22You two are dating?
  • Shiftyeyedgoat, on 11/13/2009, -0/+19hahaha, ow... my past...
  • jonglebeats, on 11/13/2009, -1/+18DRAGON RAGE
  • cawfee, on 11/13/2009, -3/+19This is the best Doghouse ever!
  • Phoyo, on 11/13/2009, -1/+16Ohhhh man.... yeah... it really did.
  • nubnub, on 11/13/2009, -1/+15My girlfriend refuses to let me pay for her
  • spelunker, on 11/13/2009, -2/+16So Doghouse is the hip new xkcd then?
  • mrpunman, on 11/13/2009, -0/+13Hit me in the balls. Hard too.
  • AngryDeuce, on 11/13/2009, -2/+13Hey, I'd be happy with the attempt from time to time. Most chicks I take out, it's pretty much expected that I'm footing the bill. If I got a home cooked meal out of it from time to time I'd be totally cool with it, but most chicks I date don't cook either.

    I really need to start dating different chicks...
  • needlesurfer, on 11/13/2009, -0/+11That's how we get manipulated everytime, men are dumb indeed.
    If she really intended on paying she would have asked for the bill and picked it right away, or knowing the waiter would pass it to the man she would have said, "oh sorry , please give it to me", not:

    "no no, here imma pay too" to the boy who asked the check and picked it up when the waiter came, she knows if he says "sure here lemme check how much it goes for" he will look cheap and she will have a good reason to ditch him.
  • MrFisty, on 11/13/2009, -3/+11I'm not sure you would want a woman who orders Mountain Dew, anyway.
  • GauteHauk, on 11/13/2009, -5/+13No, I want to play a game that's purposefully worse than the its predecessor, for ten dollars more, losing many of the features that made the first one so awesome.
  • Leezus, on 11/13/2009, -0/+7Scroll over text...ouch.
  • slappymode, on 11/13/2009, -2/+8Except for the part about it being funny.
  • paulsabo, on 11/13/2009, -2/+7I love burying ***** comments..

    yeah, I put in two periods instead of three just to annoy you :)
  • RcknShdw, on 11/13/2009, -0/+5http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/check

    25. a slip or ticket showing the amount owed, esp. a bill for food or beverages consumed.

    I've been asking for the check at the end of meals since god knows how long. Apparently you've never seen a movie or TV show where they ask for the, "CHECK PLEASE!" to GTFO?
  • Taiyoryu, on 11/13/2009, -0/+5It's quite liberating when she finally picks up the tab. Of course by that point you've paid for how many dinners? Hopefully by then, keeping score isn't an issue.
  • cruelsniper, on 11/13/2009, -1/+6Was I the only one who thought of "I ain't no bitch, chef!" from Hell's Kitchen when I read this comment...
  • cheerfulcynic, on 11/13/2009, -2/+6wait, so my options are:

    - stop the waiter from leaving & make a bit of a scene, arguing with the gentleman with whom i just shared a pleasant dinner

    - ***** a man i've only known for a few (albeit pleasant) hours - only because he made it slightly socially difficult to contribute to paying for my own food.

    jesus, no wonder the guys i've dated are so thrown when i insist on paying for the movie if they pay for dinner/vise versa. i've been doing it all wrong!
    sorry if i'd prefer to get to know someone before i let them stick their penis in my vagina.
  • zeabu, on 11/13/2009, -1/+5In my experience, girls do expect us to pay. I mean, if you need to look for your purse when the waiter is already standing at your table to collect, it's because you never had the intention. If not, you would have looked for it when the waiter left the bill and went for a walk.
  • paulsabo, on 11/13/2009, -3/+7Those two strips had remarkably little to do with each other...
  • bongo, on 11/13/2009, -1/+5I did the exact same thing last night. I think I even made the "psshht" sound and everything...
  • fxu1989, on 11/13/2009, -0/+3Stop being such a cockblock to your own vagina!
  • Kruse, on 11/13/2009, -10/+13No, I mean Modern Warfare 2.
  • GauteHauk, on 11/13/2009, -2/+5This... is not a very funny comic. I can read back a few XKCDs and actually -laugh-. This is barely worth reading.
  • ogkk, on 11/13/2009, -1/+4Way too true.
  • leif777, on 11/13/2009, -0/+3Then you should be taking her to a place she can't afford to eat.
  • Hellicus, on 11/13/2009, -0/+3FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU--
  • Mapekz, on 11/13/2009, -0/+2I agree with and can confirm your experiences. However, then I am ***** for the third date :/
  • twermager, on 11/13/2009, -2/+4dugg for truth
  • iborobotosis23, on 11/13/2009, -2/+4That's my new out. Thanks!
  • fxu1989, on 11/13/2009, -0/+2A man has to know if he ***** up or he's still good for a second date... so if she insists on paying, tell her she can pay for the second date. It worked when I first started dating (yes, I had second dates :( )
  • jp2535, on 11/13/2009, -3/+5Why not just order a salad for her.........who wants a fat one....not most of us is who.
  • Kruse, on 11/13/2009, -16/+18I'd rather be playing Modern Warfare 2.
  • leetdood, on 11/14/2009, -0/+2Sorry? You damn better be!
  • j4200, on 11/13/2009, -3/+5Just last month this was on bob saget's sitcom 'How I Met Your Mother'. Recycling humor from sitcoms into webcomics is fail. Webcomics became awesome because they offered fresh new style of humor. Now a days the scene is diluted with *****. BOOOOOO.
  • Chompy, on 11/13/2009, -0/+1It's hungry..
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