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South Park : Cartman On the Maury Show watch!

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Who dugg this? Made popular May 30, 2007

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  • cr4ft, on 10/11/2007, -1/+24Anyone remember how Jenny Jones use to bring in that Army Sergeant to just scream at the kids endlessly until they cried back to their parents?

    Oh man, I actually miss that
  • superfrodies, on 10/11/2007, -1/+17we only commit hate crimes.
  • psg188, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13They missed the best part of that scene though.

    "I slaughtered five baby seals with my bare hands, what-eva I do what I want!"
  • bash, on 10/11/2007, -0/+10This is the one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaXPxxk3sKg
  • aMiTnaRain, on 10/11/2007, -1/+91st episode of season 6: freak strike
  • ryanonfire, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7 lol but what's with the drag? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:601_image_21.jpg
  • Anteros, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6I think it's based on a video that circulated a while ago which was a girl acting just like this on a talk show, I wish I could find the video.
  • lansuggs, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5http://www.spikedhumor.com/player/vcplayer.swf?file=http://www.spikedhumor.com/videocodes/38294/data.xml
  • aximbigfan, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3yeah, it was that video of the stupid slut whore who wanted a baby, and thought that she could take care of it because she had a pacifier and soem clothes...
  • thecraigmcrae, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2they actually remove "and we only commit hate crimes" part from the one that airs on re-runs. you're lucky if you can download the original though.
  • dsmx, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2I'm glad then then that I got the original which was uncut, pity I can't seed it as the uni will ban me from using it's network if i do.
  • cnot3, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2They also left out when cartman said, "I digitally put Jabba the Hutt back into the origional star wars! Whateva whateva I do what I want!"

    great episode though, a classic
  • Anteros, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Yep that's the one, thanks for the link!
  • cr4ft, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1@brstilson

    It definitely was not
  • themastersb, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1I saw this on Comedy last night.
  • juventus1, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1YES!! I was looking for this but couldnt find it!!!!! Thanks!
  • tchonka, on 10/11/2007, -4/+4that's awesome - what episode is this from?
  • tombangski, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1poopsiekins
  • Emilio8605, on 10/11/2007, -4/+3Sooooo old of an episode, but dugg for being my favorite South Park moment ever!
  • unicronband, on 10/11/2007, -3/+2I'm George Bush. I do what I want. Congress can't control me! I... like... bomb countries, and wiretap people. I send people to war without protection. I slaughtered 5 baby Iraqis with my bare hands, what-eva. I do what I want.
  • andrewgreve, on 10/11/2007, -5/+4Like your avatar ;)
  • ryanonfire, on 10/11/2007, -6/+1http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:601_image_21.jpg
  • microview2007, on 10/11/2007, -8/+3Whatever, a good ass whipping won't cure!
  • brstilson, on 10/11/2007, -7/+1"Anyone remember how Jenny Jones use to bring in that Army Sergeant to just scream at the kids endlessly until they cried back to their parents?"

    That was Sally Jesse Raphael I think
  • hgrrandy, on 10/11/2007, -13/+1It's probably just me but whenever I attempt to click one of the links to a metacafe video, my explorer window decides to close randomly. This happens like 50% of the time. I don't get what I want... :(
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